FB: Liberty League

[Jonny Utah]

Question for LLPP and extended members...

Who would be interested in a LLPP yahoo fantasy football league? I'm guessing most of you already play so this would be simple, autodraft, no money involved kinda thing. Just something to spice up monday/tuesday mornings so I can say I beat Regulator like a problem child.

Yea Id be in.  Its funny, last night I was looking in the Boston Globe sports section and I saw the standings for the EFL, (a new england semi-pro/amatuer football league)  I almost played for a team when I got out of college...anyway, I was daydreaming about an LLPP team for a year.  I would gaurentee a semi-pro national championship....

[PBR...]

i am in 'gro.....it will be like that movie scene in airplane where everyone stands up to slap the person around who is screamin' on the plane including the nuns....only this time it will be reg sitting there...

[Regulator]

Question for LLPP and extended members...

Who would be interested in a LLPP yahoo fantasy football league? I'm guessing most of you already play so this would be simple, autodraft, no money involved kinda thing. Just something to spice up monday/tuesday mornings so I can say I beat Regulator like a problem child.

Listen, F you guys and your endless surfing of ESPN for stats of every player in America.  Much like the NCAA bb Tourney that nearly took 2nd home on, there will be no science or math or stats to it.

You should see gro...he is like a little girl watching his fantasy players on a Sunday.  "Oh YESSS!....I have him on my fantasy team....good thing I traded Johnson!!!"

if you want me in your stupid pool for jerks, I am in.  Just don't cry after the 30 man hours per week is all for not.

[Regulator]

I was daydreaming about an LLPP team for a year.  I would gaurentee a semi-pro national championship....

JU-
The only thing Reg would guarentee over another football team at this point would be-

Words per minute
internet scavenger hunt
Posts per minute
Wittyness
Looks
movie quotes "of course, of course"
salary

['gro]

aww is wuddle weguwaiter gonna cwhy in his cheerios?  Haven't even formed the league yet and it's already fun.

FF just adds to football season. I plan on spending sundays on the couch at Gro's Kennel & Ice Cream Parlor (formerly TM-II) with football on the big screen in HD and the laptop on the coffee table with live scoring. Like coach king would say, "If that doesn't excite you.... then you might be kinda funny."

[PBR...]

dont worry reg i have neither the time nor inclination to do countless hours of research....i pick a team and thats it w/ 3 ankle biters running around (a taxi service on weekends) and a mrs. who spends money quicker than i can make it i have little time to read countless hours of stats on espn

[Regulator]

aww is wuddle weguwaiter gonna cwhy in his cheerios?  Haven't even formed the league yet and it's already fun.

FF just adds to football season. I plan on spending sundays on the couch at Gro's Kennel & Ice Cream Parlor (formerly TM-II) with football on the big screen in HD and the laptop on the coffee table with live scoring. Like coach king would say, "If that doesn't excite you.... then you might be kinda funny."

......I would think all of the above is true except for the part where you need to make our with GGF every 3 minutes.

Did you forget that or is that just supposed to be assumed?

Just a thought,
4U

['gro]

That's a given, but I forget if it's 3min of real time or 3min of game time... I always get that confused.

[Regulator]

If the time you spent with her over PHR2k6 was any implication, Reg would have to say real time / 4

"BaaaaaayBeeeeee"

[Regulator]

ps-

Let the games begin

[Kilted Rat]

Stacy Keibler photo shoot video

Unfortunately this one is SFW.

[JT]

Tips from the Redneck Book of Manners

1. Never take a beer to a job interview.
2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.
3. It's considered poor taste to take a cooler to church.
4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets.
5. Even if you're certain that you are included in the will, it is still considered tacky to drive a U-Haul to the funeral home.

***DINING OUT ***

1. If drinking directly from the bottle, always hold it with your fingers covering the label.
2. Avoid throwing bones and food scraps on the floor as the restaurant may not have dogs.

***ENTERTAINING IN YOUR HOME ***

1. A centerpiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist.
2. Do not allow the dog to eat at the table no matter how good his manners are.

***PERSONAL HYGIENE ***

1. While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should be done in private using one's OWN truck keys.
2. Proper use of toiletries can forestall bathing for several days; however, if you live alone, deodorant is just a waste of money.
3. Dirt and grease under the fingernails is a social no-no, as they tend to detract from a woman's jewelry and alter the taste of finger foods.

***DATING ***

1. Always offer to bait your date's hook, especially on the first date.
2. Be aggressive. Let her know you're interested: "I've been wanting to go out with you since I read that stuff on the bathroom wall two years ago."
3. Establish with her parents what time she is expected back. Some will say 10:00 PM; others might say "Monday." If the latter is the answer, it is the man's responsibility to get her to school on time.
4. Always have a positive comment about your date's appearance, such as, "ya sure don't sweat much for a fat broad."

***WEDDINGS ***

1. Livestock, usually, is a poor choice for a wedding gift.
2. Kissing the bride for more than 5 seconds may get you shot.
3. For the groom, at least, rent a tux. A leisure suit with a cummerbund and a clean bowling shirt can create too sporty an appearance.
4. Though uncomfortable, say "yes" to socks and shoes for this special occasion.

***DRIVING ETIQUETTE ***
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1. Dim headlights for approaching vehicles; even if the gun is loaded, and the deer in sight.
2. When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires always has the right of way.
3. Never tow another car using panty hose and duct tape.
4. When sending your wife down the road with a gas can, it is impolite to ask her to bring back beer.
5. Do not lay rubber while traveling in a funeral procession.

***TWO REASONS WHY IT IS HARD TO SOLVE A REDNECK MURDER***

1. All the DNA is the same.
2. There are no dental records

[lewdogg11]

'Gro, I'll be in your stoopid league too.  It will have to be an autdraft though cause no way am i sitting around for a draft waiting on Regulator finish his Zima before he picks Ricky Williams in the first round. 

I didn't get the girl peeing her pants thing.  Was that supposed to be an insult to the guy or something?  i mean, she pee'd her pants.

I wuv you Enginegwo.  Kiss me baby.

['gro]

If it were a live draft Regulator would pick RB Michael Bennet first because he met him at a bar in Milwaukee and by the end of the night Reg was following MB around holding on to his pants pocket turned inside out.

[PBR...]

LOL 'gro  that is good stuff!!