FB: Liberty League

Jonny Utah · July 13, 2006, 09:54:21 AM

Quote from: lewdogg11 on July 13, 2006, 09:42:08 AM
And I plan on writing God a letter to ask him to either stop being so harsh with the weather, or just to cut NJ/NY/ and CT right off of the country and let it float out into the ocean.

FORGET THE LETTER LD11. I WILL EASE UP ON THE WEATHER FOR THE WEEKEND, AND I WILL THINK ABOUT YOUR TRI-STATE AREA PROPOSAL.

P.S. I NEVER GOT A THANK YOU LETTER FOR THAT 2003 RPI/ITHACA GAME SNOWSTORM I GAVE YA.

oxbacker · July 13, 2006, 10:12:14 AM

LD11 you asked god for that? You sumuvabeach I froze my arse off that game. Didn't matter what the weather was because not matter what it is always in our favor.

God can ye wipe out all of the DC drivers at 4pm today. Amen

Jonny Utah · July 13, 2006, 10:13:59 AM

I hope that wasnt officially bhlasphemy. Im doing 1000 Hail Mary's as we speak.

Jonny Utah · July 13, 2006, 10:14:30 AM

dammit

oxbacker · July 13, 2006, 10:18:34 AM

I knew it..... you arent god at all. You might burn for that.

Jonny Utah · July 13, 2006, 10:19:35 AM

Im going to have to play the part for the rest of the morning I guess................

Regulator · July 13, 2006, 10:25:46 AM

OX- Reg is going to be part of that crowd today....you can use me as your drafting partner cutting around the beltway.

LD11- Sorry I couldn't play your psych last night when you called, I was watching some various "felony fights" on youtube. If you havent caught these, you may want to check them out.

You know the funny thing?....if I were sitting on that flight waiting for 8 people I would be the one yelling, "Who are these azzhats that can't make their connection??!!" BTW- that is brings up one of Regs 5 most hated people.

<waiting in line at the security line in the airport>- "excuse me sir, I have a flight in 15 minutes, can I cut you so I can make it"...
Reg- " Did you not get the message to get here an hour ahead of time?.....I did...."

'gro · July 13, 2006, 10:48:09 AM

Johnny Almighty - Still waiting for that Knicks championship.

Reg - there should be a point system for people who are good travelers
i.e.
people who don't wait until the last min to get to the airport
people who don't try to stuff a oversized suitcase into the overhead, crushing the cinnabon I was saving for my mom
people who DRIVE instead of flying w/ 3 toddlers
people who properly board and deboard the plane

anyhow... you gather up these points and later can cash them in for 1st class upgrades, free drinks, cinnabons, shoe shines, massage chair time, happy endings etc.

LD11 - you have been awarded 1,325 pts for your odeal last night

PBR... · July 13, 2006, 11:54:09 AM

>>>people who DRIVE instead of flying w/ 3 toddlers
<<< HEY i resemble this remark!!!

JT · July 13, 2006, 12:14:38 PM

God... just give JT, family, and NJAC pals time to leave NJ before casting it out to sea.

lewdogg11 · July 13, 2006, 12:37:23 PM

Quote from: regulator on July 13, 2006, 10:25:46 AM
OX- Reg is going to be part of that crowd today....you can use me as your drafting partner cutting around the beltway.

LD11- Sorry I couldn't play your psych last night when you called, I was watching some various "felony fights" on youtube. If you havent caught these, you may want to check them out.

You know the funny thing?....if I were sitting on that flight waiting for 8 people I would be the one yelling, "Who are these azzhats that can't make their connection??!!" BTW- that is brings up one of Regs 5 most hated people.

<waiting in line at the security line in the airport>- "excuse me sir, I have a flight in 15 minutes, can I cut you so I can make it"...
Reg- " Did you not get the message to get here an hour ahead of time?.....I did...."

Reg, for a 40 minute flight that they schedule 1 hour and 15 minutes for, I don't think it would have been a big deal.

In addition, your assumption that everyone 'late' for their flight is the bad guy. Sometimes, there are situations outside of your control. Maybe a flow chart of when someone left, and what happened along the way is needed before an assumption is made. Being someone who flies about as much as I poop, sometimes, there's nothing you can do but get there late.

Jonny Utah · July 13, 2006, 12:40:43 PM

Quote from: JT on July 13, 2006, 12:14:38 PM
God... just give JT, family, and NJAC pals time to leave NJ before casting it out to sea.

DONT WORRY. YOU ARE SAFE. I WOULD NEVER POLLUTE THE GREAT ATLANTIC OCEAN LIKE THAT ANYWAY..........

I HAVE BEEN REAL BUSY THOUGH. MY NEMESIS GEORGE STEINBRENNER AND HIS BAND OF DEMONS ARE TOO TOUGH EVEN FOR ME TO CONTEND WITH.

Jonny Utah · July 13, 2006, 12:41:27 PM

Quote from: enginegro on July 13, 2006, 10:48:09 AM
Johnny Almighty - Still waiting for that Knicks championship.

KEEP WAITING PAL.

Regulator · July 13, 2006, 12:42:52 PM

All this talk about the airline industry has Reg thinking....hence, Reg has a MANTASITC idea for the entire service industry...

Picture this.....You sit down at your computer to book a flight.....they let you pick out the seats you want etc. What about showing specific flight attendants of the different flights??? I mean, if it means that Reg has to wait around 30 minutes longer and pay $20 bucks more for the hottie crew rather than shamoo bumping into my elbow 30 times...I would pay...

In fact, I think ALL service related services should have a choice of the person that helps you....including cable repair woman, restaurant waitress, bartender, etc.

I mean, Reg gets to drives out of his way for his dentist and a haircut....why shouldn't it be like that across the food chain?

This is big....

lewdogg11 · July 13, 2006, 12:51:14 PM

I also left out one important part of my horendous story.,,

I had a nice window seat. No one in the middle. 2 people left getting on the plane. Super hotty 2000, and Sasquatch. Right away...I knew. Sasquatch was ALTEAST 6.5", 330lbs. No word of a lie, his head was the size of a medicine ball. HUGE! So I was right, he plops his fat humongous body right in the middle seat.

LD11 spent the entire 2 hours of waiting on the runway, wondering if it would be rude to ask Sasquatch to pick up his 75 pound arm, and half of his stomach, off of my seat. I seriously was underneath half of him the entire time.

And to make matters worse...He stunk. Not like BO. Not like farts. Like Poop. You know how farts smell right? Like baby poop. Well this guy smelled like sewage. Like the dude who used to pee and poop his pants in grade school. (That kid in my school was Steve Hinkle. We called him Hink the D!nk.)

Last but not least, he slept the entire time, and SNORED louder than my Dad with a chainsaw stuffed down his throat.

Needless to say, I showered immediately when i got home.