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[diehardfan]

Seems kind of counter-intuitive considering the small shoes women also tend to wear as well as the fact that they bring buddies to the potty.I wouldn't know... 1) I've never understood why women do this. It probably has something to do with putting on makeup and gossiping... I don't participate in the ritual, so I wouldn't know.

How old are you to still be afraid of a monster?
I'm 7. Hahahaa... perhaps this would be a good time to mention that I don't actually leave the door open when I pee! Well, unless there is no one home and I'm in my room and my bedroom door is already closed. And then it probably just has to do with laziness rather than some obscure female psychological silliness.

If it smells that bad do you really think the rest of the house needs that smell floating around? Just like a man with a good fart, sit there in it and enjoy it, afterall it's your creation.
Haha... this is definitely karma worthy.

You must have missed the great poop talk in Fall '04.
MMmmm... I don't know. I'm pretty sure women poop basically the same way. I just really didn't need to know about the particular methodology and disfunctions of specific posters on llpu!

Is it weird that guys talk about this type of stuff all the time?
Yes, but  the "otherness" of it is oddly part of your charm.

#1 when girls all go to the bathroom "together" is it possible they do #2 when they are there?
I'm sure this happens on occasion

#2 what if a girl while they are with a group in the bathroom "breaks wind"....do the girls laugh...or are they completely appauled?
LOL... I'm pretty sure girls are usually appalled. Though I don't really remember what I do, I know for sure that the last time I did this was a few weeks ago... and I definitely laughed!

Any other great women pee mysteries you would like me to enlighten you on gentlemen? 

[diehardfan]

dhf....speaking of smelly p.....anyone else ever notice how your p stinks when you have asparagus? why is that? pbr never thought about it until a friend told me and now it is easy to know when pbr had asparagus for dinner....

Since we are sharing our deepest darkest pee stories... I've always been too embarassed to ask, but this can't possibly be more embarassing than peeing on the stall wall or admitting than I have stage fright. My pee smells like tuna fish whenever I drink coffee. Am I the only one?   

[Regulator]

dhf....speaking of smelly p.....anyone else ever notice how your p stinks when you have asparagus? why is that? pbr never thought about it until a friend told me and now it is easy to know when pbr had asparagus for dinner....

Since we are sharing our deepest darkest pee stories... I've always been too embarassed to ask, but this can't possibly be more embarassing than peeing on the stall wall or admitting than I have stage fright. My pee smells like tuna fish whenever I drink coffee. Am I the only one?   

I just threw up in my mouth...YACK

['gro]

I always thought post coffee pee smelled like coffee, with pee in it.  If that's how tuna smells to you then you need to check the date stamp on that packet of sunkist.

[diehardfan]

I just threw up in my mouth...YACK

Muhaha!  That made reading all the other grossness worth it. 

[dewcrew88]

dhf....speaking of smelly p.....anyone else ever notice how your p stinks when you have asparagus? why is that? pbr never thought about it until a friend told me and now it is easy to know when pbr had asparagus for dinner....

Since we are sharing our deepest darkest pee stories... I've always been too embarassed to ask, but this can't possibly be more embarassing than peeing on the stall wall or admitting than I have stage fright. My pee smells like tuna fish whenever I drink coffee. Am I the only one?   

+K to DHF for grossing out the entire LLPP...

[icgrad87]

I think I just lost my desire to eat again......

[diehardfan]

I love Google.

Things pee actually smells like to people after they drink coffee...

coffee
cheerios
chicken
nuts
sugar puffs

and then I got bored 

[Kilted Rat]

Wanna know what my pee smells like?

Piss and occasionally stale beer.


Anyone else who thinks about the smell of their pee much more than that or spends much time thinking about what their pee smells like kind of worries me from a psychological standpoint.


That said, I have read with great interest and intregue all of the pee stories and commentaries of the past few hours.

[Kilted Rat]

Note:


Please excuse my son, KR, from all posting activities until Sunday August 12th as he will be joining PapaKR, MamaKR, Sister and lil bro KR on a houseboat for a week of drinking, boating, drinking, swimming, drinking, fishing, drinking, tubing, drinking, and water-skiing in Gro's backyard on Lake Dale Hollow in BFE Tennessee.

Thank you,
KR's mom

PS. KR sends one last round of +k to you all in celebration of the drinking that will be occuring and the subsequent rise in the level of said lake and in hopes of a week full of Level 7 hangovers.

[lewdogg11]

6 hours of driving after my final and I have arrived at Regulators house.  I am spent.

I did read all this nonsense that I missed and I have to admit, things got weird while I was gone.

First off, it's science!  When you drink coffee, your pee smells like coffee.  It's a warmer version of coffee, not as potent, but definately coffee.

DHF, Tuna Fish?  You sure you just didn't have that cup of coffee before the monthly cleaning down there?

I need to go to bed.  You have a big day of drinking and beating the sh!t out of me tomorrow, so...get your rest!  Goodnight Goat...Good night old man.

[diehardfan]

DHF, Tuna Fish?  You sure you just didn't have that cup of coffee before the monthly cleaning down there?

Ewwwwwwwwww!

Okay, you win, I'm officially grossed out!

I am not worthy.

[PBR...]

well done ld.....although you sure seem to put some serious road trip miles in going to llpp mansions....

['gro]

don't worry about LD's driving habits... he's got the company car and gas card. sweet setup, especially when Dione Warwick is playing on the XM radio.


LD, Reg... make 'gro proud this hater/wifey weekend 2k6.

[PBR...]

'gro you playin' thug mansion this weekend or is puppy dawgs and ice cream on tap?