FB: Liberty League

[JT]

nice touch jt....now the big question along w/ urinal is there a brass pole from floor to ceiling in the "entertainment room"?

Nah... its a 60 year old's playpen.  Bar, guns on the wall and in a case, pinball, pool table, flat screen TV, sports mem on the walls, three diff beers on tap, card table, humidor, fridge with snacks, comfy recliners and sofas.... and a working urinal.

The urnial is always used when women aren't around... or as pop's buddy says, "and if women are around and they get too annoying it is required to be used!"

"Don't want no broad spoiling a man's good time," he says.

The dude is happily married.

JT was there watching a football game and one time the ladies were getting too chatty in a non-sports conversation way, and the old dude just pulled out his hog and starts using the urinal.  The women made a fast exit upstairs.

The rest of the day was mantastic!

[icgrad87]

It's 3:24pm...can't the clock go a little quicker??

[lewdogg11]

LD11 and Regulator's master plan to get MR and WTFF to make out with each other failed miserably on Saturday night and had to be aborted suddenly.  Emergency strategy sessions must take place before the next planned meeting for damage control...

We thought enough alcohol had been consumed.  Our estimates were terribly wrong.  But the seeds have been planted.  It's only as matter of time.

On a brighter note, LD11's jellyfish sting left no visible marks behind.  A triumph in the eyes of many.

['gro]

any more stories from B'more?  The game... the boat... were you there on sunday for redeyes?


'Gro officially endorses talladega nights... wouldn't call it a classic like anchorman but it's worth your money.

[PBR...]

sounds like ld got a jellyfish down the speedos...ouch!   

[lewdogg11]

WTFF got assaulted by a retarded Principal Anderson from Billy Madison look-a-like Yankee fan at the ballgame.  LD11 verbally assaulted him to the point of exhaustion before Regulator had to pull him away.  MR wasn't too happy aboutt he situation.  LD11 wished death upon the man and his family and still got no reaction after the fact.  It was a bazaar string of events.

[Regulator]

I don't know LD.....Maybe no verbal reaction, but Reg thinks he saw a terd hit the floor.

I was literally going to let you go at him for 15 minutes but MR kept yelling at me and hitting me....so I had to stop it.

Make out attempt totally failed miserably.....I would say so....MR asked me later on if "we were serious".....nooooo (yessssssss)

[icgrad87]

I don't know LD.....Maybe no verbal reaction, but Reg thinks he saw a terd hit the floor.

Speaking of terd hitting floor...did anyone see Flavor of Love2?

[JT]

I don't know LD.....Maybe no verbal reaction, but Reg thinks he saw a terd hit the floor.

I was literally going to let you go at him for 15 minutes but MR kept yelling at me and hitting me....so I had to stop it.

Make out attempt totally failed miserably.....I would say so....MR asked me later on if "we were serious".....nooooo (yessssssss)

Women think we are kidding when dudes request this.  Attention ladies... we're not.  JT makes the suggestion frequently because... you never know.  JT thinks that the one time he fails to bring it up is the one time it woulda happened.

[johnnyadmit]

I don't know LD.....Maybe no verbal reaction, but Reg thinks he saw a terd hit the floor.

I was literally going to let you go at him for 15 minutes but MR kept yelling at me and hitting me....so I had to stop it.

Make out attempt totally failed miserably.....I would say so....MR asked me later on if "we were serious".....nooooo (yessssssss)

Women think we are kidding when dudes request this.  Attention ladies... we're not.  JT makes the suggestion frequently because... you never know.  JT thinks that the one time he fails to bring it up is the one time it woulda happened.

Admit figures he can pull of this suggestion two maybe three times before it has negative consequences.  JT, how are you able to continually suggest this?   Admit is eager to learn!

[lewdogg11]

JT has mad game.  That's all there is to it.  And the truth of it is, there will never be a negative drawback to continually suggesting it.  You just have to know when to stop for the night.  if you over push, and then it happens out of spite, then there will be trouble in paradise.  If you scratch the surface over and over again, then one day, magic just happens.

Or you could just take the word of Charlie Tweeder...

'A percocet, two vidocin, and a couple beer...and the panties drop.'

['gro]

RPI Football '06 - Its MANTASTIC!!

p.s. if that pic doesn't get you in the mood to play original tecmo bowl, you might be kinda funny.

HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT!

[Jonny Utah]

I hate when teams have black pants and like red shirts.  Just go black and black or red and red. 

I will beat anyone in the original tecmo bowl however.  I just need to do one two things.......

1) Be the bears and run that TE cross play that automatically moves the defender out of the way when the ball is thrown.

2) Be the giants and block every extra point you get and beat you 35-30.

[JT]

I don't know LD.....Maybe no verbal reaction, but Reg thinks he saw a terd hit the floor.

I was literally going to let you go at him for 15 minutes but MR kept yelling at me and hitting me....so I had to stop it.

Make out attempt totally failed miserably.....I would say so....MR asked me later on if "we were serious".....nooooo (yessssssss)

Women think we are kidding when dudes request this.  Attention ladies... we're not.  JT makes the suggestion frequently because... you never know.  JT thinks that the one time he fails to bring it up is the one time it woulda happened.

Admit figures he can pull of this suggestion two maybe three times before it has negative consequences.  JT, how are you able to continually suggest this?   Admit is eager to learn!

JT would suggest no more than two suggestions per opportunity.   Throwing in "I'll just watch" may help.   JT is still swinging for the fences. FMJT takes in all in stride, laughing it off.  She's knows JT means it, but doesn't get mad.  JT did get the "What if I'm dying... last wish" thing on the board.  Hope JT never has to use it, but its something.

It really comes down to experience.  Most dudes settle down too soon.  See JT was really starting to understand the game about Jr year in college.  He then made up for lost time in his 20's.  His HS years were totally sad.

He learned that a woman totally put off by things JT likes, weren't going to change.  That woman would try to change JT, making JT miserable.  Not that there weren't close calls ie., cancel Playboy sub, no boys night out, no looking at other women.

JT was making dinner for FMJT early on and as a test left some Playboys and Maxims around.  JT found FMJT reading the "guy stuff" and thought "This might work."  She still reads them BTW.

Its not perfect.... she doesn't really get the football thing (alumni site, d3football.com) since it isn't JT job.  We go through 3x the TP and there's too much potpourri in the house.

But JT dresses better, eats better and FMJT points out other hot chicks for JT to gawk at.  So life is pretty good.

['gro]

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