FB: Liberty League

[Jonny Utah]

fantasy foosball 2k6 is almost ready to go... still waiting on johnny utah.  Once he gets on boards I'll let HAL 9000 pick your rosters. This is a pretty big league so don't expect too many superstars on your team. It will be survival of the fittest.

There are a few rules

1. no touching of the hair or face  (.... of course)

2. Don't abandon your team and start players on bye weeks

3. no shady trades between teams


as the commish, I can take care of rules 2 and 3... so there's basically one rule, #1 (...of course)

Sorry, I never check that email.  Is Ricky Williams still available?

[Jonny Utah]

LLPP flashback from 2/6/06.......
Warren Thompson            29d  5h 15m
Pat Coleman                25d  7h 25m
Mr. Ypsi                   24d 19h 55m
Ralph Turner               20d  8h 17m
wally_wabash               16d 10h 53m
eh ... just call me 'kid'  14d 10h 32m
retiredoldrat              13d 10h 45m
Holladawg                  13d  9h 53m
EngiNegro                  12d 14h 24m
David Collinge             11d 22h 29m

[union89]

U89 has been MIA due to hard times at home.....when the hell is the draft???

['gro]

U89 has been MIA due to hard times at home.....when the hell is the draft???

sorry to hear about home, some fantasy foosball should take your mind off things for a little bit.

autodraft... rosters should be filled up in a few days.

[Regulator]

So Reg has become quite the entertainer over the past few months...I don't think I've had a weekend off all year.  (where did all of these friends come from??)

This weekend papaReg, littlebroReg and MrslittlebroReg are coming into town.  The routine is pretty simple and usually involves ones weight in beverages. 
Last weekend when LD11 was here, he picked up
1-6pack twisted tea
1-6pack mikes hard lemonade
1-12 pack corona light
1-30 ML cans
1- Liter Bacardi rum
and MR had about .5L remaining of rum

We came back with
0-TT
3bottles-MHL
0-Corona
12-ML cans
0- Bacardi
0-Bacardi

All of this was done on Saturday between 11:30 am and 5pm....11pm is when we stopped finishing off everyone else's stuff.  LD- how did you end up with a koozie from a fishing charter?....Did you take a trip I didn't know about?.


Speaking of entertaining, the rule on Reg's boat is that if you leave it onboard, it is automatically property of the captain.  So far I have picked up about 6 different bottles of sunscreen, a couple shirts, some beer and most recently a corona football and a t-shirt that says "it's more fun in the Bahamas"

Reg is still looking for more valuable "gifts" such as watches, Maui Jims, highly priced liquor, etc.

Good times

[PBR...]

or better yet reg....men leaving their mrs. behind which then you take control of....which at that point you can order a female on female flesh pile and have a corona and watch .....also reminds pbr that he left his maui jim sunglasses at friends beach house in malibu....pbr's friend says he is keeping them...pbr not happy

['gro]

reg looks like you guys hit the bottle pretty hard last weekend... do you (can you) have a gas grill on the boat? that would be mantastic. nobody yacked?


p.s. the FF rosters have been picked. Log in and check out your bunch of losers.

[PBR...]

very nice...i have peyton manning at qb, edg at rb, shockey at te,  chad johnson and marvin harrison at wr...

[finsleft]

reg looks like you guys hit the bottle pretty hard last weekend... do you (can you) have a gas grill on the boat? that would be mantastic. nobody yacked?


p.s. the FF rosters have been picked. Log in and check out your bunch of losers.

Other than having a one-legged QB, my team looks like it should basically rule the league.

[Reno Hightower]

Looking forward to the Union Football Golf outing this weekend!

[PBR...]

not bad actually looking at my team although my qb is kinda lame....i like my def though

[Jonny Utah]

Dam.  Access denied at work for yahoofootball.



_{2005 Union Golf Renunion gets rowdy}

[Garnet]

Best thing about this FF thing is that Garnet doesn't have to do anything.  He has players on his team he knows nothing about.  Why? Because he doesn't get to watch NFL games anymore. 

While thinking of what Garnet's team will do the rest of the league in Stompville, this little exchange from  First Blood popped into his head:

Teasle: Are you telling me that 200 of our men against your boy is a no-win situation for us?

Trautman: You send that many, don't forget one thing.

Teasle: What?

Trautman: A good supply of body bags.

[lewdogg11]

Reg, the t-shirt and football are NOT yours pal.  I knew I left them there.  I'll let you keep the Coozie though.  i think it was the old lady's that i was singing karaoke with OR the old lady that had oyster crackers smothered in Old Bay and Angel Dust.

And you know why you're gonna give me my t-shirt back?...Because i'm going to make you laugh when I reminisce on the Japanese Anime Convention going on in downtonw B-more last weekend.

This is legitimate.  There were THOUSANDS of these little nerdy mother f-ers all dressed up like Pokemon and all these crazy Japanimation people.  One black girl was wearing huge leather boots and was carrying around a Louisville Slugger 32-28.  How can that be legal?  LD11 would be considered a lethal weapon if he was carrying around a baseball bat!  The dude in the stands that smacked WTFF would be dead and LD11 would be awaiting trial.  See what happens when you get a bunch of nerds all in one city?

I swear it was like frickin Halloween!  And ya know what I bet happened at the hotels that night?  Crazy Japanimation Role Playing 0rgies.  Man there are gonna be some ugly kids in about 9 months.

[Knightstalker]

KS has Bledsoe, Rudy Johnson, Plaxico Burress, Rod Smith, Ahman Green, Ben Watson and the Indy defense and the Texans as the back up D.

Post edit, KS also has the backup NE TE Graham.