FB: Liberty League

[Knightstalker]

JT, there were only 2 doods at the Johnson Controls booth.  The one seemed a little special, he was one of the IT, What's IT doods.  Didn't see the FMJT or if KS did he didn't realize who she worked for, there were two or three cute filipino chicks there though.

[Knightstalker]

KS thinks that hotels will start charging a fee for the free toiletries since you can't fly with them anymore.

[Jonny Utah]

Reg, you let us know YOUR plans and we'll work PHR around it.  Either way, I can't wait to see Gro get all lovey dovey wiff his girlywhirly again. 

LD11's Bro is flying to vegas today.  Good luck homes!  Atleast if you are flying anywhere missing cologne, deoderant, toothpaste, KY and all that good ish, Vegas is the right place to go.  They hook all that stuff up at the hotel.  And you can wear a white robe and get a warm nut shave.  That's some serious hospitality.

It's almost time for LD11 to bust out for some Friday golf.  Screw this work business.  You dig?

LD, ask your brother if he can find some money I seemed to have misplaced there last weekend.  It might be at the bottom of the hardrock pool

Oh and by the way, if anyone hasnt heard or been to the Hardrock Casino pool party on Sundays, let me tell you it will be like nothing you have ever seen outside of a stripclub.  It can't even be described.

It should be a requirement that all LLPP members shall take a pilgrimage there at least once in their lifetime. 

Like I said, its a requirement.

['gro]

Reg, you let us know YOUR plans and we'll work PHR around it.  Either way, I can't wait to see Gro get all lovey dovey wiff his girlywhirly again. 

I learned it by watching you LD, you have a PhD in puppydogicecreamology.

[Regulator]

Is Mrs. Gro attending this one?
Will you tell her to bring her frolf setup?

[diehardfan]

This reminds me of the time DHF flew to go hiking in Yosemite. DHF had just put knife back on keychain after having left it off for months because DHF had been going in and out of military bases. DHF wasn't late, but DHF didn't have a ton of time either, and since DHF wasn't used to having it on there any more, just didn't think about it.

Security Guys: Wow.... this is a really nice knife!
DHF: No kidding.
Security Guys: Yeah, this is a REALLY NICE knife. (by now, seriously, there is a crowd of them looking at it)
DHF: Mm hmm... yeah, I know.
Security Guys: Yeah, we're going to have to take this. (The other guys nod in agreement)
DHF: Yeah, no kidding. Can you please stop rubbing it in and let me go so I don't miss my flight? Hopefully I won't get swallowed by a bear or have to build myself a litter or some other situation where I'd really need that.

DHF thinks the main blade, while incredibly sharp, was only just a centimeter or less over the four inch limit. How many of the terrorists have been female?  DHF guarantees they kept it. They're totally salvaging the stuff and bringing it home.

A few times when I carry on drinks they made me open it and drink a good gulp worth. Why wouldn't that work now?

JT- What does doing laundry have to do with toothpaste, deoderant, insulin, and butter? 
All of these things are necessities for business travel....

All of those things, minus the insulin (just eat healthy and exercise and don't get diabetes) but it is an exception anyway, or butter (don't even want to know what you do with that) are available for free at hotels, along with shampoo, razors, tooth brushes, hair dryers etc. You don't really need to pack toiletries for a trip.

[Regulator]

DHF thinks the main blade, while incredibly sharp, was only just a centimeter or less over the four inch limit. How many of the terrorists have been female? 

JT- What does doing laundry have to do with toothpaste, deoderant, insulin, and butter? 
All of these things are necessities for business travel....

All of those things, minus the insulin (just eat healthy and exercise and don't get diabetes) but it is an exception anyway, or butter (don't even want to know what you do with that) are available for free at hotels, along with shampoo, razors, tooth brushes, hair dryers etc. You don't really need to pack toiletries for a trip.

DHF- Reg is going to try to pick your story apart a little bit.
1st- HOW would you ever think that a 4" blade is alright???  Are you kidding Reg?  Is 4 inches really the limit....I personally feel that anything above a pencil sharpener blade should be banned.

2nd- You must not do much travelling or you aren't well groomed.  If Reg were to pack over night he would have the following things packed
-contact solution
-hair crap
-shave lotion
-cologne
-deoderant
-tootpaste
-face wash

Now, Reg doesnt mind using the shampoo.....but how the heck can you replace the other stuff!....I guess if you were out camping it would suffice....I guess that also leads us back to the 4" blade discussion.

[PBR...]

reg...u forgot to include your packing the cherry flavored eatable undeeez....

[diehardfan]

Yeah, four inches was the limit at the time (Dec 2005). That's what they told me. Is this ridiculous given the fact that they take away things like eyelash curlers that have no point? Well yeah, but obviously these rules chage all the time, and many of them don't make sense.

I wasn't saying they shouldn't have taken away the knife. They probably need to take away the liquids right now. I'm just saying I'm sure they kept it.

I travel for work all the time. Some months I forget what my house looks like. At any decent hotel things are available at the front desk, and many of the nicer 200+ a night hotels have some really nice elaborate toiletries available for free at the front desk. Don't get me wrong, I bring my own stuff. In fact, I travel so much I bought doubles of everything prepacked in the suitcase so I can just throw clothes and shoes in and go. I'm female. I'm not as crazy as some, but I have three things I use on my face, six things I use on my hair, nice purfume, blah blah. Generally my meetings are with semi-important gov officials so I can't afford to not give a good presentation. I'm just saying I'd seriously consider not bringing some of this stuff if it meant having to check baggage. And there's no reason any non-metrosexual guy couldn't do the same. 

['gro]

Gro is a weird cat (of course). Most of the time if I'm not traveling with my laptop and I'm going to a small/medium airport like Albany or Nashville (where your bag is usually there by the time you reach the claim area) I'll check my bag and have no carry on items at all. Just my wallet, keys, and cell.

Of course... traveling with no visible belongings and being the infamous enginegro that I am I'm sure that Gro has been on someone's personal terror watch list.

[lewdogg11]

Thank God 4 inches is the limit!  It would have been hell travelling without my weiner.

[JT]

JT, there were only 2 doods at the Johnson Controls booth.  The one seemed a little special, he was one of the IT, What's IT doods.  Didn't see the FMJT or if KS did he didn't realize who she worked for, there were two or three cute filipino chicks there though.

She was probably one of them.  She was a little disappointed.  She was hoping to see some hot military doods in uniform.  No one was wearing their uniforms apparently.  JT might have to play "Officer and a Gentleman" to make her feel better.

[Regulator]

reg...u forgot to include your packing the cherry flavored eatable undeeez....

PBR,

Reg prefers to use the edible body paint, thus is very unfortunate at this point in time.  Those cherry undeez really get sticky in this type of heat.

I just threw up in my mouth.

[JT]

Thank God 4 inches is the limit!  It would have been hell travelling without my weiner.

Funny ish +K to LD11

[JT]

A few times when I carry on drinks they made me open it and drink a good gulp worth. Why wouldn't that work now?

The terrorists were planning on using containers with false bottoms.  Real drink on top, explosives in the false bottom.