FB: Liberty League

'gro · August 16, 2006, 08:24:41 PM

Quote from: lewdogg11 on August 16, 2006, 06:05:28 PM
I don't want to pay your your tab, I just want...BANG BANG BANG!

lewdogg11 · August 16, 2006, 09:02:55 PM

Quote from: regulator on August 16, 2006, 06:26:04 PM
Quote from: lewdogg11 on August 16, 2006, 06:05:28 PM
I don't want to pay your your tab, I just want...BANG BANG BANG!

LD- +1K
You have always been kind of a big deal at gift giving....any big gifts lately?

No big gifts for me lately. WTFF is currently unemployed so I pay for flights, food, beers, blunts, and b!tches.

Lyco80 · August 17, 2006, 07:31:42 AM

I gave my wife a tahitian black pearl strand on the occasion of our son's birth. After all, she did pop out a 10 pound 10 ounce 22 inch monster in twenty minutes with 5 pushes. A gal out to get some props for that sort of thing.

She was delighted . . . and the beat goes on.

ATB

Apple Jack · August 17, 2006, 07:40:39 AM

after reading the content on the last few pages Apple jack sort of feels ashamed to be part of this board...in the words of lew dog that topic was ghey!

'gro · August 17, 2006, 09:28:46 AM

Quote from: Apple Jack on August 17, 2006, 07:40:39 AM
after reading the content on the last few pages Apple jack sort of feels ashamed to be part of this board...in the words of lew dog that topic was ghey!

no worry's AJ, to make up for yesterday's man love fest I have already crapped on my boss' desk, thrown a roofers to his death, and watched hard core p0rn on my work computer with the speakers blaring.

PBR... · August 17, 2006, 10:11:28 AM

+K to 'gro for making pbr BOL after reading that and end up with coffee all over pbr's keyboard!!!

'gro · August 17, 2006, 11:56:45 AM

has anyone seen the brittney spears video on youtube of her acting like a complete crackhead? I think I need to do a few weeks in rehab by just watching it.

PBR... · August 17, 2006, 12:34:23 PM

ok pbr's 2 problems of the day(or previous night...) 1) pbr and mrs. pbr go to concert in philly....we arrive early (about 30 minutes before opening act...) and not too many people around so we decide to get a couple of pbr's to consume before the concert and hang out by the concession stands where tables are to sit ...anywhoz pbr decides he has to shake the dew off his lilly so he leaves mr. pbr sitting at the table while he goes to do pbr's business...when pbr comes back mrs. pbr tells me how some dood as soon as i turned the corner into the mens room comes over to her and tells her how she is the most beautiful women he has ever seen, and she is stunningly beautiful and his name is "ed"....wtf....does this dood not see rings on her finger and her sitting with me etc...are times that desperate out there that people are resorting to hitting on married women...mrs. pbr was quite taken aback by the whole thing not sure really what to say.... needless to say pbr was looking out for the dood the rest of the evening to body slam this arse....second rant...pbr and mrs. get to our seats and right before the show some dood comes in plops down next to me and spread eagles his legs into pbr's area so his and pbr's legs are touching ...pbr is about to plant this guy head first into the cement when he and his buddy say this concert sux (3rd song into the concert...) and leave and never come back...anyone else have some dood invade the imaginary line between seats and spread eagle into your area? whats the proto call here....

Kilted Rat · August 17, 2006, 12:39:29 PM

Quote from: uPBRmeASAP on August 17, 2006, 12:34:23 PM
ok pbr's 2 problems of the day(or previous night...) 1) pbr and mrs. pbr go to concert in philly....we arrive early (about 30 minutes before opening act...) and not too many people around so we decide to get a couple of pbr's to consume before the concert and hang out by the concession stands where tables are to sit ...anywhoz pbr decides he has to shake the dew off his lilly so he leaves mr. pbr sitting at the table while he goes to do pbr's business...when pbr comes back mrs. pbr tells me how some dood as soon as i turned the corner into the mens room comes over to her and tells her how she is the most beautiful women he has ever seen, and she is stunningly beautiful and his name is "ed"....wtf....does this dood not see rings on her finger and her sitting with me etc...are times that desperate out there that people are resorting to hitting on married women...mrs. pbr was quite taken aback by the whole thing not sure really what to say.... needless to say pbr was looking out for the dood the rest of the evening to body slam this arse....second rant...pbr and mrs. get to our seats and right before the show some dood comes in plops down next to me and spread eagles his legs into pbr's area so his and pbr's legs are touching ...pbr is about to plant this guy head first into the cement when he and his buddy say this concert sux (3rd song into the concert...) and leave and never come back...anyone else have some dood invade the imaginary line between seats and spread eagle into your area? whats the proto call here....

If the dood spreads eagle next to you and his knee comes into your area, you are virtually obligated to take advantage of the opening and go for thr nut shut. Not a full punch or anything, just a little "Jimmy" as they were called in college.

If you don't know what a Jimmy is, make the motion like you're packing a can of chew except with your middle finger extended making the middle finger snap right on the target. *Try it on yourself or a co-worker to demonstrate it's effectiveness.

*do not Jimmy a co-worker or yourself in the nuts, unless of course you or they deserve it. Upper arm works great.

Good point Reg.

Regulator · August 17, 2006, 12:48:22 PM

KR- +1K.....
One suggestion....edit your post and make sure to put the * ABOVE the suggestion!!!

DOH!!!!

'gro · August 17, 2006, 01:35:22 PM

Gro's personal space is usually invaded by some creepy guy on a plane. It's never a chick... well now that Gro thinks about it, they don't have nads and usually don't sit spread eagle (I said usually... HEY-OHHH). Creepy guy is sitting in the middle of a 3 seat row, maybe he feels like he deserves more room for his nads since he doesn't get a window or aisle seat. Too bad is what I say to him.

A shot to the nuts is a fair penalty.

JT · August 17, 2006, 02:13:52 PM

Quote from: uPBRmeASAP on August 17, 2006, 12:34:23 PM
ok pbr's 2 problems of the day(or previous night...) 1) pbr and mrs. pbr go to concert in philly....we arrive early (about 30 minutes before opening act...) and not too many people around so we decide to get a couple of pbr's to consume before the concert and hang out by the concession stands where tables are to sit ...anywhoz pbr decides he has to shake the dew off his lilly so he leaves mr. pbr sitting at the table while he goes to do pbr's business...when pbr comes back mrs. pbr tells me how some dood as soon as i turned the corner into the mens room comes over to her and tells her how she is the most beautiful women he has ever seen, and she is stunningly beautiful and his name is "ed"....wtf....does this dood not see rings on her finger and her sitting with me etc...are times that desperate out there that people are resorting to hitting on married women...mrs. pbr was quite taken aback by the whole thing not sure really what to say.... needless to say pbr was looking out for the dood the rest of the evening to body slam this arse....second rant...pbr and mrs. get to our seats and right before the show some dood comes in plops down next to me and spread eagles his legs into pbr's area so his and pbr's legs are touching ...pbr is about to plant this guy head first into the cement when he and his buddy say this concert sux (3rd song into the concert...) and leave and never come back...anyone else have some dood invade the imaginary line between seats and spread eagle into your area? whats the proto call here....

JT thinks that there should be "Your friggin ass cannot be wider that x inches, if you plan to sit in orchestra seats." You will be expelled from the show if you attempt to fit your billboard size butt in a small chair" printed on the tickets, at the arena, on ticketmaster etc.

When JT and FMJT went to Philly to see Bon Jovi in July we encounter really fat chicks on either side of us. Total spill over. Now JT ain't the slimmest of doods, but he occupies his space only. FMJT was getting pissed. JT thought quickly... asked FMJT for gum. We chewed some up and when they weren't paying attention, put gum into their 80's style hair. If your mid 40's and 100+ lbs past your prime, you shouldn't dress like its 1982.

Took em about 10 minutes to notice, and by that time the gum was baked in. Never saw them again.

'gro · August 17, 2006, 04:51:33 PM

Quote from: admin on August 16, 2005, 04:58:34 AM
This is the new home of LL discussion. Welcome aboard, everyone.

it's been 1 year of new postin' and all around LLPP tomfoolery. Time flies when you're talking about poop.

gordonmann · August 17, 2006, 11:39:32 PM

What can Gordon say.

This message board has evolved into...uh...well, something quite unique.

Here's to more poop jokes.

Apple Jack · August 18, 2006, 07:42:49 AM

RE Personal Space: Sort of

Apple Jack got stuck in the middle seat on the way home from colorado last winter, which he was not very happy about but after 12 days of skiing and drinking he had no problem falling asleep. Well you know when you first fall asleep and some times you have the sensation of falling....AJ had the worst on yet. Twitched so hard that his arms flew out to the sides in a rather violent manner slamming a hole in the dudes newspaper sitting in the window seat and hittingg him in the chest knocking the wind out of him. AJ laughed and said he was sorry and then went promptly back to sleep for the duration of the flight.