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'gro

Quote from: Lyco80 on August 19, 2006, 07:14:46 AM
Maybe the judge doesn't have a female friend who does squats with him?

On another note:  I was assigned overseas recently in support of the war on terror.  We had a real macho 2nd Lt Marine who loved to show off during martial arts training.  Well - turns out our mail was screened - and the aforementioned Mr. Macho actually ordered himself a penis pump/enlarger.  The inspectors caught this device - he lost his clearance - and became a guy who only got to check IDs.

Moral of the story - live with what the good Lord gave you and learn to use it to the best of your ability - I suppose.

ATB


After dicovery of said device, Mr. Hoo-rah probably said something like


"It's not mine, baby. Seriously that's not my bag."

Knightstalker

Quote from: Lyco80 on August 19, 2006, 07:14:46 AM
Maybe the judge doesn't have a female friend who does squats with him?

On another note:  I was assigned overseas recently in support of the war on terror.  We had a real macho 2nd Lt Marine who loved to show off during martial arts training.  Well - turns out our mail was screened - and the aforementioned Mr. Macho actually ordered himself a penis pump/enlarger.  The inspectors caught this device - he lost his clearance - and became a guy who only got to check IDs.

Moral of the story - live with what the good Lord gave you and learn to use it to the best of your ability - I suppose.

ATB

All KS has to say about this is, no matter how many times you hear about someone getting caught with a toy like this it is still hee-lar-ee-us.

What is funny also is the military still thinks anyone owning something like this is a deviant and threat to national security.  It is funny that they found it but it could actually be a prescribed ED treatment.

"In the end we will survive rather than perish not because we accumulate comfort and luxury but because we accumulate wisdom"  Colonel Jack Jacobs US Army (Ret).

'gro

KS, does the pic in your signature count as an over the counter remedy for ED?

Knightstalker

In KS's medical opinion; Yes.

"In the end we will survive rather than perish not because we accumulate comfort and luxury but because we accumulate wisdom"  Colonel Jack Jacobs US Army (Ret).

Ralph Turner

Quote from: enginegro on August 11, 2006, 08:03:11 AM
haha Reg I hear ya... 5 year reunion?? I can sum it up in a few lines

a bunch of people you haven't seen or even thought about in 5 years... and the constant question... "so, what are you doing now?"

These are the ONLY answers you will hear, I gar-ass-intee it

A.) Middle management
B.) Grad School
C.) running internet company out of parents basement
D.) parent's basement, minus the startup company (hey, it's RPI)
E.) Carnie

I am running a week behind and 13 pages worth of posts on the LL board. :-\

Those are the answers at your 5th year reunion.

By your 20th reunion, everyone has had a divorce, a career change or Chapter 11, or maybe all three!  :D

Reno Hightower

Ralph, if you are going to keep visiting please observe the LLPP Rules upon posting....Please refer to yourself in the 3rd person.

johnnyadmit

Quote from: Lyco80 on August 19, 2006, 07:16:03 AM
A chick that does squats-hot and very frightening at the same time....

Not if she is 5'9" and weighs 140!

Hmmm- dating Admit's ex??   She was built exactly the same and did squats...   LycoSO and JAEx would define the hot end of the spectrum-JAEx was a bit psychotic though!
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.  (Yasmine Bleeth comment valid unless prohibited by your College's code of ethics for Alums)

Reno Hightower

The U opens practice tomorrow, can't wait to go to 1st game at Springfield

lewdogg11

Quote from: Reno Hightower on August 19, 2006, 02:26:26 PM
Ralph, if you are going to keep visiting please observe the LLPP Rules upon posting....Please refer to yourself in the 3rd person.

SHUTUP DUDE!

JT

So JT was at a filipino festival in Dirty Jersey.  Great food, entertainment, and merchandise.  At 6'1" 235,  JT feels like Gulliver amongst the Lilliputians when he goes to these things.  Lotsa hot women at the festival.  Then we saw Ricky Bobby.  JT agrees with Gro, it was OK, but not close to the masterpiece Anchorman is.

Jonny Utah

Quote from: lewdogg11 on August 20, 2006, 09:45:29 AM
Quote from: Reno Hightower on August 19, 2006, 02:26:26 PM
Ralph, if you are going to keep visiting please observe the LLPP Rules upon posting....Please refer to yourself in the 3rd person.

SHUTUP DUDE!

Someone had to do it.  LD should be called the enforcer from now on.

Garnet

#9296
What the heck is going on at Fenway?   Garnet was unable to see any of the games over the weekend.  He was expecting a split, maybe, but one game away from being swept, damn!

The Red Sox must be looking ahead to the Kickoff 2006 Season Preview at D3Football.com.

Kilted Rat

Is the entire LLPP still out on a hangover? Where is everybody?
Now accepting new patients. All bills must be paid in scotch shortly after any services rendered.  Sorry TDT, no problems below the waist.


Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

Garnet

Quote from: Kilted Rat on August 21, 2006, 03:57:46 PM
Is the entire LLPP still out on a hangover? Where is everybody?

All LLPPers are out in the field looking for Halladawg.

Garnet

Red Sox.....Ouch!

Swept in their own house.