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Kilted Rat

Quote from: uPBRmeASAP on August 25, 2006, 09:45:28 AM
kr...pbr has always wandered what happens to that gel when you go to sleep with it on? does it stay on? wear off on the pillow? just evaporate? figured pbr would always ask pat riley that if pbr got the chance....thankfully no chiquitas pbr dated messed with that too much...

KR buys the super cheap LA Looks gel which is like $2 for enough gel to last a year. It holds well, but when moved like when KR scratches his big ol' head, it flakes off and kinda looks like dandruff.

KR doesn't think it evaporates or goes onto the pillow. Most nights after having gell in all damn day, KR tries to shower before bed to avoid the situation of looking like that douche the next morning.
Now accepting new patients. All bills must be paid in scotch shortly after any services rendered.  Sorry TDT, no problems below the waist.


Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

Garnet

Quote from: Kilted Rat on August 25, 2006, 09:34:03 AM
KR went to sleep last night with gel still in his hair, when he woke up, his hair looked something like this tool's. KR decided a bandana was necessary to cover that sh*t up before heading out for a run.

KR, Are you sure it was hair gel and not something else?


PBR...

LMAO...garnet ....K+1 for that one

icgrad87



HA HA HA..+k for all the gel talk  great pic Garnet!!

Kilted Rat

Quote from: Garnet on August 25, 2006, 10:31:28 AM
Quote from: Kilted Rat on August 25, 2006, 09:34:03 AM
KR went to sleep last night with gel still in his hair, when he woke up, his hair looked something like this tool's. KR decided a bandana was necessary to cover that sh*t up before heading out for a run.

KR, Are you sure it was hair gel and not something else?



Good God, KR hopes not!
KR doesn't remember any dreams that good yesterday!
Now accepting new patients. All bills must be paid in scotch shortly after any services rendered.  Sorry TDT, no problems below the waist.


Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

'gro

Re: meat market

So Gro went out to eat last night with some company peeps at this fancy schmancy new restaurant in Chattavegas... They had a 12oz sirloin and a 7oz filet on the menu. "I'll have the sirloin" says gro and 2 others at the table. 5min later the waitress comes back and says they are out of the sirloin. WTF? How can a place run out of steaks? So we changed to the filet, which was pretty good but not worth the $24 price tag. I don't care if my company paid for this meal or not I got issues with spending that much money on a peece of meat.  That's $52 a pound! For anyone keeping score the sirloin was $20.

the moral of the story is this... take your 20+ dollars and go apesh!t on the dollar menu at mcdonalds or wendys.

PBR...

solid...super size me!!! nothing finer than a bigmac/whopper with xtra large fries and a xlarge coke when your hung ovah...

Regulator

Quote from: enginegro on August 25, 2006, 01:06:27 PM
Re: meat market

So Gro went out to eat last night with some company peeps at this fancy schmancy new restaurant in Chattavegas... They had a 12oz sirloin and a 7oz filet on the menu. "I'll have the sirloin" says gro and 2 others at the table. 5min later the waitress comes back and says they are out of the sirloin. WTF? How can a place run out of steaks? So we changed to the filet, which was pretty good but not worth the $24 price tag. I don't care if my company paid for this meal or not I got issues with spending that much money on a peece of meat.  That's $52 a pound! For anyone keeping score the sirloin was $20.

the moral of the story is this... take your 20+ dollars and go apesh!t on the dollar menu at mcdonalds or wendys.

Hey gro, I have a problem with you having a problem with steak prices...
First off, when you go to the bar and drop $60 bucks on a 12 pack of miller light, I don't hear you complaining?....
What about the massive amounts of Ben & Jerry's you suck down with GGF?  You could get a quart of CHunky Monkey any day of the week for $4 but still you need to go to the mall and wolf down a "medium 2-scoop" for $3.50...

I could see you "making kind of a big deal" about not having sirloin when GGF and you are out....but just laugh it off and pretend you are money when coworkers are around.  Do you really want to be the guy with the "Great 76er" and steak sauce dripping down your face when work folk are around?


'gro

I believe I have complained many times about the cost of alcyhol in bars.  Gro usually pregames with a bottle of mad dog and 2 cans of sparks. Gro's side business is to let homeless people beg for money all day then I roll up with a handle of jack and charge them $1 for shots.


why's it gotta be chunky monkey? you know Gro gets down on chocolate chip cookie dough.

JT

Quote from: enginegro on August 25, 2006, 02:18:44 PM
I believe I have complained many times about the cost of alcyhol in bars.  Gro usually pregames with a bottle of mad dog and 2 cans of sparks. Gro's side business is to let homeless people beg for money all day then I roll up with a handle of jack and charge them $1 for shots.


why's it gotta be chunky monkey? you know Gro gets down on chocolate chip cookie dough.

This is why JT likes the BYOB. Most restaurants make a minimum of 100% on the booze, which requires no preparation, just storage space and a monkey to sling it at you.  There's no way a JD and coke should more than $5.00, and JT better be able to taste the booze.  JT hates those friggin places that have the computer measured shots.  WTF?  And if the tips are good, that fourth round better be free.

In Dirty Jersey, some towns limit the liquor licenses or make them cost prohibitive.  There is one town nearby is almost all BYOB... soul food, caribbean, french, thai, chinese, spanish/portuguese,  steak, mexican, italian etc.  Great restaurants w/o the booze sticker shock.  We've never gone more that $100.  The only thing missing is good BBQ.  JT and gal want to open a good BBQ joint... the last place nearby closed.

lewdogg11

'Gro, I have to agree with Reg.  When it comes to fancy restaurants, and a nice steak or sushi, or something that is man-tastic, you gotta suck it up.  It's not like it was $40.  It was $24.  Thats nothing.  That's a couple beers in the same bar i'm sure.  I mean, if you're all about eating Wendy's and McDonald's then have at it, but good luck clearing out the arteries in 5 years.

So I was out last night as well...

A dude with a blue tooth ear piece was sitting at a table by himself with his Jake DelHomme jersey, going nuts and yelling LOUDLY after every play.  I wanted to go punch him in the face, first tell him it's 9:30, you're a loser, no one is going to call you on your F'ing blue tooth!!! AGGGHHH  I hate those.  Second, you moron, it's a friggin preseason game!  DOn't swear at Chris Chambers for his Offensive Pass Interference.  I mean, do you really care?  It's friggin preseason man! 

Also, cool or uncool?  You walk up to the bartender and ask, What Lagers do you have on tap?  Yeah, that happened.

'gro

I'm going to go home and make some expensive poop.

Regulator

Quote from: lewdogg11 on August 25, 2006, 04:56:00 PM


Also, cool or uncool?  You walk up to the bartender and ask, What Lagers do you have on tap?  Yeah, that happened.

RE: Bars....

If Reg were a bartender (which would have probably lost him a liver) and some cat ran over to me asking "what lagers do you have" in any place other than a fancy microbrewery, I would not my head, tell him what I had on tap, proceed to pour one for him and one for myself and then dump mine over his head.

One thing I hate worse then pants is someone who asks for a certain type of beer...they don't have it...and that person goes into a complete rampage bc they don't have that type beer.  Dude, is the difference between miller light and bud light that great?

LD- Thanks for getting my back....do you think gro is the "Lager Guy?"

Kilted Rat

RE: Bichin when they don't have "your beer"

That's a lot like bichin if a Steakhouse doesn't have steak from your favorite Cattle Ranch. The alternatives may not be exactly the same but close enough.

If you are that committed to a beer, buy 20 cases of it, build a shack in the woods with a fridge and go hide away drinking your precious lager until you need a refill. Don't make the rest of humanity put up with you.
Now accepting new patients. All bills must be paid in scotch shortly after any services rendered.  Sorry TDT, no problems below the waist.


Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

'gro

Quote from: regulator on August 25, 2006, 05:07:31 PM
LD- Thanks for getting my back....do you think gro is the "Lager Guy?"

I only drink beers made with triple filtered spring water from agentina, hops and barley imported from germany, and a splash of cambodian breastmilk.