FB: Liberty League

[lewdogg11]

Everyone got their Fantasy teams set?  Games start tomorrow!  No one seems to check the posts on the yahoo league site.  Either that or im a total loser.  D3 AND NFL picks to come tomorrow...

[Regulator]

LD11-  Don't be in such a hurry to trade in the other items you now possess (i.e. your manhood, text messaging random chicks, sitting around all day in your boxers eating nachos with extra jalepenos will drinking between 3 - 53 beers on a sunday).  

You trade that all for 1.5 weeks of having a really good time (insert wink here) for a lot longer time about yelling at each other because seh says something like " I can't fall asleep to Nick Cannons Wild'n Out....put back on Alton Brown!!!!"  

[Senor RedTackle]

RT has been on hiatius but now football action is upon us so RT has checked back in. Unfortunately croc man ate it from a stingray so the season must begin under a cloud of tragedy...

RT's nomination for hit of the week...

edited really long link

['gro]

LD is right... Get your fantasy lineups skrait. You don't have to go all out in this league (I've looked at my other team about 5 times today) just keep your lineups free of the walking wounded or bye week players.  And you can post on the league page too. FF comes but once a year... enjoy it.

['gro]

Re: Lewdogg11 "retires"

Yeah, just like Jay-Z and Junior Seau.  Did anyone see the Junior Seau retirement press conference? He grabed the mic and preached for like 15-20min (preacher sweat and all).

"I'm not retiring. I'm graduating. This is my graduation."

LD11 preached the gospel of macking hoes.  He delivered the joyful sounds of hoe slapping mix vol. 1-8.
(side note: last time gro was in Wilmington, LD discovered -- in a case of old burned cd's -- hoe slapping mix Vol. #1. This discovery was HUGE. It makes the dead sea scrolls look like geraldo and al capones vault. We threw this 8 year old CD in the stereo and IT WAS GOOD.)
LD11 brought good things to the land of Troy, and also affected the lives of his roommates over the years (Gro, crazy krazy, reg, the all american, steve the dog, extreme kitty, that japanese guy that never moved in). So this is not your retirement LD11. It is your graduation. Enjoy it.

Fast forward to this weekend, LD will probably have a tryout with some female patriots.

[lewdogg11]

Re: Lewdogg11 "retires"

Yeah, just like Jay-Z and Junior Seau.  Did anyone see the Junior Seau retirement press conference? He grabed the mic and preached for like 15-20min (preacher sweat and all).

"I'm not retiring. I'm graduating. This is my graduation."

LD11 preached the gospel of macking hoes.  He delivered the joyful sounds of hoe slapping mix vol. 1-8.
(side note: last time gro was in Wilmington, LD discovered -- in a case of old burned cd's -- hoe slapping mix Vol. #1. This discovery was HUGE. It makes the dead sea scrolls look like geraldo and al capones vault. We threw this 8 year old CD in the stereo and IT WAS GOOD.)
LD11 brought good things to the land of Troy, and also affected the lives of his roommates over the years (Gro, crazy krazy, reg, the all american, steve the dog, extreme kitty, that japanese guy that never moved in). So this is not your retirement LD11. It is your graduation. Enjoy it.

Fast forward to this weekend, LD will probably have a tryout with some female patriots.

Gro, that just made a tear run down my leg.  I will try to let the LD11 flame burn eternal.  Hoe Slappin Vol's 1-8 are now in a secret vault, only to be busted out during PHR weekends.  And yes, of course they are still good! 

Reg, nothing shall be traded in.  My manhood shall remain.  WTFF is a good cat, so I don't see her interfering with the LD11 lifestyle, that i've worked hard to mainatain.  Everyone tells me i'm gonna get no play anymore, all we'll do is fight, and all that other stuff...BUT, I'm gonna try and keep it real, and not let it happen.  I'll always threaten the 'trade up' if things start to go against my wishes. 

I'm NOT retiring.  I'm graduating.

[bman]

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Gro, that just made a tear run down my leg.  I will try to let the LD11 flame burn eternal.  Hoe Slappin Vol's 1-8 are now in a secret vault, only to be busted out during PHR weekends.  And yes, of course they are still good! 

Reg, nothing shall be traded in.  My manhood shall remain.  WTFF is a good cat, so I don't see her interfering with the LD11 lifestyle, that i've worked hard to mainatain.  Everyone tells me i'm gonna get no play anymore, all we'll do is fight, and all that other stuff...BUT, I'm gonna try and keep it real, and not let it happen.  I'll always threaten the 'trade up' if things start to go against my wishes. 

I'm NOT retiring.  I'm graduating.
[/quote]

Ahh  The nievete of youth....

Let me quote my old Linebacker coach...

"Son, you don't know **** from shinola"

WTFF has you just where she want's you....and she's gonna clamp down on you like a vise grip....she's just gonna do it reallllll slowwww so you don't notice.....

Ul see...

[lewdogg11]

ERRONEOUS!!!

[JT]

The real key is being aware of the little tests the WTFF throws out.  Decide which battles are worth winning and which to conceed early.  JT is always ready to ask for more than he's looking for in order to make it look like he's giving up stuff and settling.

Relationships are a bit gamesmanship. JT's been selling "for the good of the team" and " taking one for the team" concept since we've been together.  Give and take.... we both win.

All those women's mags, books, Oprah...  teach divide and conquer, and how to make your man do this, and how to train him to do that.  Keep her away from this crap and you'll be golden.  FMJT reads more Maxim's and Playboy's then Cosmo's.

[union89]

U89 feels a bit bad about the lack of respect he has paid his "Monkeystompville" Fantasy Football Team......Like 'Gro, U89 looks at his 'real' fantasy team about 8-9 time throughout the course of one single day.  U89 went into MS'ville for only the second time today to find that his running backs are Domenic Davis (IR), Greg Jones(IR) and Ron Dayne (sucks sting ray dong)....what the F?

Also, U89 was thinking of cruising out west for the Union/Springfield game with a few other old bastard alumns on Sat. night.......one BIG problem.....Texas plays Ohio St. at the same time....U89 will be staying in Boston and cranking up the High Def.....

[lewdogg11]

Don't forget the BC Clemson game Saturday too U89!  I will be sitting at my pad, listening to RPI/Endicrotch, watching the games on the tube, checking my bets, and ordering take out.

['gro]

Gro's got tickets to the Tennessee/Air Force game this saturday night. As annoying as some SEC fans are, they sure know how to party.

[Rolevio]

Rolevio thinks Air Force will also give UT more of a game than Cal did.

[Regulator]

LD11-


Reg has the perfect house warming present for you when he visits (hopefully sooner than later)....



Imagine what WTFF could put in here.

[lewdogg11]

LD11-


Reg has the perfect house warming present for you when he visits (hopefully sooner than later)....



Imagine what WTFF could put in here.

I'm gonna need 2 of those...