FB: Liberty League

[Regulator]

U89- Thanks for getting my back on that one....I simply wanted these back office guys to feel semi important.  Without them, I wouldnt be on 5 t-cons a day and there wouldnt be anyone complaining about the work they are actually AT WORK TO DO!!!

RE: The weather-
Well Reg is trying to plan out his Saturday and his head is spinning because almost every time he goes to weather.com, they give him a new forecast for Saturday. (If they touch Sunday, I will go after them).
All this week they have been predicting Mostly sunny high 83......last night it changes to high 77 and showers....this morning....AM showers high 77.

How hard could it be to possibly predict this stuff?  You watch the radar and tract the spots that looks like green stuff.  If it's headed yyour way you are getting rain!!  SImple!!

[Regulator]

And when Reg says "plan his weekend" there isn't erally much planning....it means should I get my hopes up for drinking Mojitos on the boat or have to suffer watching college football all day while consuming between 3 and 46 ML's.

[PBR...]

pbr has a question on the most annoying people out in the world....mr and mrs. pbr go to elementary school back to school night...first off we get there a little early in the gym w/ lots of empty chairs and rows...pbr sits down in an empty row in walks a women (pbr makes i contact with her and knows what coming...) she comes all the way across the gym passing empty row after row and plops down right next to pbr....pbr and mrs. pbr look at  each other like wtf???  the chick is stuck in the 80s she has the big buffon w/ a gallon of hair spray and she is  wearing the sweat pants et al to cover up her chunky monkey cravings at midnight sitting on her thighs...anyhoo pbr doesnt really say anything and people funnel in w/ the principal about to speak this girl plops in a big thing of gum and proceeds to start cracking of the gum non stop so loud that pbr cant even hear what the heck people are talking about over the intercom? so what should of pbr done at this point? she continues to crack this gum non stop for 30+ minutes...should pbr just ignore it? politely ask her to stop cracking/popping the gum? stand up and embarrass her and yell at her to stop popping gum? or just donkey punch her?

[Regulator]

Reg has mastered the "I hope that gum explodes in your mouth" look.  It just so happens that this exact look is used for a variety of tasks inicluding when people smell bad, try to cut in line or any other thing that reg finds offensive or rude.

it goes something like this

[Knightstalker]

It is times like that when KS wishes he could let and SBD fly at will.

[Red Swarm to the West]

Men,

Regarding the sales topic...I just have two things to say...

1)  If your sales guys are making promises they can't keep and just saying "YES" to everything that potential clients want...they will get theirs in the end!!  Sales without profits will get recognized in an 18-24 month cycle...unfortunately, most Sales Managers don't see that until their ass is in a sling from the VP for lack of profit margin...and then the sweat trickles down to the Camaro driving, Aqua Velva wearing, greased back Slick talker sales guy who has no regard for the company or true customer relations.

2)  Nothing happens in this world until something gets sold!!!

You want to see someone be responsible and hungry as a sales person, set up the program on a 100% commission basis!  You get nothing unless you sell AND MAKE PROFIT for both the Company and yourself.  Then you have a program that allows the good sales professional to make real coin but ONLY IF HE IS GOOD AT WHAT HE DOES.  The "GEL JOCKEY" sales guys won't want that program...too much risk for them...the guys who are hungry and like to get after it...will jump on the HIGH RISK / HIGH REWARD program and they will end up "Cashin' Checks" baby!

[Red Swarm to the West]

RE:  Union going 0-2...

Wow...when was the last time that happened???

As someone who truly hates the U...but at the same time respects their track record of wins v. losses (how can you not...the numbers speak for themselves), I would thing that a bookie would make that a longshot on the sheet for this week.

If they were in a rebuilding year...I would say maybe...but they have too many upperclassmen to have such a disasterous start!

[AUPepBand]

RE:  Union going 0-2...

Wow...when was the last time that happened???

Actually, it happened in 2004--not so long ago.

[Rico 21]

...as predicted...     Lukas Rossi, put him on the board


                                Championship!

[Jonny Utah]

For anyone that cares..........

So I took Maryland +17 last night.  The game started at 8 and at around 7:45 I decide to go out and get a coffee and a super sized oatmeal cookie that Dunkiin Dounuts now sells (absoutly fantastic by the way).  Anyway, I get up talking to someone on the way and come home a little after 8.  11 minutes still left in the 1st quarter and its 14-0 WEST VIRGINIA ALLFRICKINREADY!!  I literally almost through my coffee at the screen.  So it goes to 28-0 but Im not in total panic mode yet as MD is still only 2 touchdowns away.  Now I wacth the whole game and its 45-24 with about 2 minutes left and MD is inside the 20 about to score and earn JU his jewels when SOME FRESHMAN DROPS A BALL THAT IS RIGHT IN HIS FRICKIN CHEST ON FORTH DOWN COSTIN JU NEXT YEARS FRICKIN CELLPHONE CHARGER THAT I WANTED TO GET AND SHOW PEOPLE ON LLPP......

Now.....

-Maryland is the most predictable team in the country.
-That QB and RB for WV might be the two best athletes in the coutry.
-WVs defense is suspect.
-MD fumbled 2 frickin kickoff returns and #5 should be shot.
-Lets fire MDs coach tonight.
-Dunkin Donuts has these new supersized cookies that are fabulus.  Thats right, I said fabulus.

['gro]

gro checking in from the wonderful land of alabama...

50 cent boneless wings at BWW's last night (gro reccommends mango habenero, asian zing, and garlic parm sauces... fabulus!!) perfect for watching WV rip the ish out of Maryland.

Now... I don't think maryland is that good, but WV's offense is legit.  The QB/RB shotgun spread option palooza could do no wrong last night. Slaton was putting moves on these maryland players that were just wrong. I agree w/ JU, shoot the kick returner for maryland.

['gro]

Saturday's DI picks... UPSET CITY

Florida over Tennessee (not upset but TN's at home)
Michigan over ND (I hate ND)
Louisville over FSU (why not?)

and den
Auburn over LSU
Oregon over Oklahoma
USC over nebraska
TCU over TX Tech

[Jonny Utah]

Louisville over FSU (why not?)

er....maybe because theyre not playing?

I acutally like Miami this week.  I like the Miami moneyline, I like Miami with the points, and I might tease Miami with Nebraska thats getting 18.  Why do I like all the road underdogs this year?  I dont know.  But what I do know is this weekends football is going to be rediculusly fabulus.

['gro]

damn you Utah... Cardinals over MIAMI



how can I stay mad at you? you complete me.

[oxbacker]

Miami FSU  same thing, they all have the same parole officer and most of them will be in the NFL before they are 22 unless they are 25 now.  Except that skinny linebacker for FSU. The one with like a 4.0 in bio or something like that.

I suggest you go to an SEC football game at least once in your life. I am already making plans to go back to South Carolina fo another game.  Un-real.