FB: Liberty League

[Red Swarm to the West]

It is only speculation, but I am betting that the  Cat Turd came from the old Chanticlair Hotel that we used to stay at when we travelled to Geneva to face the Pumpkin Heads...I can honestly say that I have never stayed in a worse establishment in all my days...unfortunately back then, there was no place that would "Leave the lights on for you..." in the vacinity and Kerry Quinn thought that it was just fine for us!

It was a dump!

['gro]

Any more sightings of the Friendasaurus?  There were several sightings over the last few years, but it sounds like they may have finally gone extinct in 2006.

As frank stated... no way the friendo is going extincto. I have searched the 'nooga via the web and found 2 pictures that made me simultaneously laugh, cry, and vomit. click the pic to enlarge (not for the weak stomach).


WTF is going on here? Girl on the left looks like the crypt keeper. Girl on the right has a size smedium shirt when she should be in the XXL aisle. And the shirt say's "future MILF". Ok. 1st... by the looks of it you must have 2 coyote pups at home or you double fist dairy queen blizzards for breakfast. 2nd, the other key part of the term MILF is the ILF. And she wouldn't get ILF status after a jack daniels iv.



This one's pure comedy. Left right left right... try to not get a boner. I don't know why the girl in the background (on the right) looks suprised she's either blind or she bough ray charle's sunglasses off eBay.

I guess you can tell gro's had a few. good night, and good luck.

[JT]

KS thinks Holladawg got eaten by a ravenous friendasaurus, or possibly friendasaurai.

Holladawg Last Seen With Friendasaurai


It has been reported that Holladawg was last seen with the... the... ahem women shown above.  They put a mind altering substance in his drink that makes friendasaurai seem hot.  He was partying with said... ahem women until Hogs n' Hogs Bar and Feed Store closed.  They were on their way to the Denny's for multiple Grand Slams when the friendasaurai discovered it was closed for renovations.

Holladawg has not been seen since.  The LLPP has sent out a search party.  He may have been eaten, but the LLPP know the resourcefulness of Holladawg.  To the LLPP he is not gone, just MIA.  We are confident that the friendasaurai encounter was undercover subterfuge. 'Dawg will resurface soon with news that will benefit the LLPP.

[Red Swarm to the West]

Ok...I would  like to suggest putting up the  "NO FAT CHICKS" sign for this room...GAWD...that was worse than when the lights used to go on at 4 AM at Sutters....

I always made sure I left by 3:45!!!!  If all the alcohol didn't make me puke...that kind of sight surely would!!!!

[labart96]

RSW -

The Shanty Queer?!?! 

Geez, I thought all you pocket protector types went to RPI to get degrees in Hydrology so you could make the big bucks!  It doesn't sound like your alumni booster club was sharing in the wealth back then if all you guys could afford was the Shanty Queer.   Horrible!

I am surprised there wasn't a mutiny against Coach King to avoid staying at THAT place.  However, this could be a more logical origin of the cat turd that Gro referenced earlier.  I heard they left those on the pillow at the Shanty instead of chocolate......

[lewdogg11]

LD11 broke away to get a little 'action' today.  Not exactly the action I was hoping for but here goes...

Notre Dame -5.5 vs Michigan
Oregon -4.5 vs Oklahoma

[Kilted Rat]

Be ware of Bro rape!

[lewdogg11]

Got my action in for tomorrow too:

2-team parlay
CIN -10.5 vs CLE
MIA -6 vs. BUF

2-team parlay
CAR +1.5 at MIN
PHI -3 vs. NYG

2-team parlay
ATL -5.5 vs TB
NO -2.5 at GB

2-team parlay
SF +3 vs STL
ARI +7 at SEA

2-team parlay
NE -6 at NYJ
KC +10.5 at DEN (I'm amazed at these odds)

2-team parlay
DAL -6.5
Over 37

[labart96]

WPU 14 Bart 7 after 1st qtr

WPU takes lead on 56 yd punt return for TD

[labart96]

21-7 WPU

2 consecutive turn overs killing Bart

I think the Statesmen were looking ahead to the Turd Bowl.  Reminds me of the 04 or 03 season when the Statesmen lost 14-0 to F&M.

['gro]

RPI @ Utica

Gro updates via the edit button... only scores and turnovers and whenever I frickin feel like it gosh.

Utica 10
RPI 34
2:30 4th Qtr

Utica kicks a FG to go up 3-0 in the 1st
RPI takes the kickoff back for a TD (bad snap, conversion failed)
Utica fumbles kickoff return, RPI ball
McGowan shaken up, walks off the field, has not returned.
Bernardo scores on a 1 yd run (kick is good)
Long pass for Utica, ball knocked out and into the end zone for a touchback. RPI ball.
no scores on a few possessions
1 yd TD Bernardo (kick good)
3rd Qtr
RPI stopped on 4th down on the Utica 26, roughing the passer, 1st down RPI
TD Bernardo (kick good)
Utica moving, RPI pass interference in the end zone. UC on the RPI 26.
INT, RPI ball on the 23, few plays, punt
Delay of game utica on 4th and 1 (d'oh!!) time to punt
RPI starts on their 35, now on the utica 20
4th Qtr
GnR "paradise city" plays in the background. Nice work Utica.
Bernardo scores TD# 4 (kick is good)
more GnR... sha na na na na na KNEES... KNEES!!!
6min RPI drive ends on downs at the utica 1
utica scores against RPI's 2nd D

Bob Conway, commentary genius:
"Brendon McGowan. RPI's top receiver... at least the past couple of years"
"Phil is a freshman from Avril Park, who they tell me has a lot of speed"
"He (bernardo) just ran people over, 3 guys"
"Bernardo continues to do it down after down"
"Warner (MLB) seems to cover the middle better than any guy we've had"
F&^k YOU CONWAY YOU SAYING GRO (and others) DIDN'T COVER THE MIDDLE! YOU'RE DEAD TO ME.

[labart96]

after completing a 50+ yd pass from the back of their own end zone.....hobart turns it over again.

[sollified]

RPI scores... 20-3 RPI lead with 40 seconds left in the half.

[Apple Jack]

Solli,

you might want to bump up the under armor one size. the small must be restricting your brains ability to see Mr. Gro's updates from above. 

Thanks for the updates AJ has to be sitting in class for 5 hrs today and hasnt heard one word the professor has said yet thanks to yahoo gamecast and d3football.com

[labart96]

21-13 WPU

Hobart ball at 1 yd line late in the 3rd qtr.  Been a long day for the Statesmen.