FB: Liberty League

[mattvsmith]

The Rev was doing an "administrative search" (clever term used to skirt around the 4th amendment prohibition of a warrenless search) yesterday on a couple of chicks that had mindbogglingly perfect mammary glands.  The brunette had a nice european accent and I really enjoyed rifling through her purse.  Lots and lots of quality make up, but no tampons, which is odd for a female.  They all carry them like cigarettes.

Anyway, The Rev is a pretty good guy who tries to respect a woman's modesty even if she has none herself.  The brunette was hanging out of her shirt quite literally, as her shirt sleeve fell off her right shoulder mid search. I tried not to look, but I did, and then I looked up her blond friend gave me a wicked dirty look.  So I went back to trying to look at the purse, and look the brunette in her eyes, while skipping as quickly over her baazzzooooom as possible so as not to get reported for ogling.

They walk away and the female officer said to The Rev something about the brunette's build.  The Rev concurs and states his profound amazement.  The Rev does not have a girlfriend and he is not married, but The Rev knows hot chicks, and is a rather discerning critic.

The Rev was later talking to a couple other officers.  The blond and brunette were well-known to the officers because they are/were MEN.  The Rev was flabbergasted.  The Rev is a regular viewer of Dr. 90210, and yet is still amazed and a little angry that plastic surgeons can do such an outstanding job on making a beautiful set of fake titties.

So the Rev has been very sad for the past couple days.  During the search, The Rev wished that he could have a girlfriend as hot as the chick he was searching.  The Rev wondered if he'd lose his job if he tried to get said girl's phone number.  After The Rev learned she is or was a he, The Rev had nervous indigestion.

The Rev's question...wouldn't it be messed up to start dating a chick only to find out like a year or two later, or after getting married, that your gal was once a guy?  The Rev thinks this is a deeply troubling question.  The Rev is also sad because the world is such that these questions can be asked in the first place.

To aussage the Rev's depression, the Hobart Statesmen will win on Saturday 24-10.

WPI's cheerleaders will all be natural women, but they will look more like men  than the brunette shemale.

[Jonny Utah]

Here's what I like this week...
Arizona  +7  @ Atlanta
Dallas  @  Tennessee +9.5
Indianapolis   @  NY Jets +9
Miami  @  Houston +4
Minnesota +1  @  Buffalo
New Orleans +7.5  @  Carolina
San Francisco +7  @  Kansas City
Cleveland  @  Oakland +2.5
New England +6  @  Cincinnati

Here's what I don't like
San Diego  @  Baltimore +2.5
Detroit +5.5  @  St.Louis
Jacksonville  @  Washington +2.5
Seattle +3.5  @  Chicago
Green Bay  +11  @  Philadelphia

S. Carolina came through for me the other night (+14).  They actually almost won it.  Heres my picks for Sunday and Tommorow..

NFL-
$$$=top picks of the week
$$=pretty dam good picks of the week
$=ehh, I like em kinda
?=games I dont like but Ill pick for the sake of picking

?Colts -9
$Chargers -2.5
?Minnesota +1
?Titans +9.5
?KC -7
$NO +7
$Ari +7.5
$$MIA -3.5
$DET +5.5
$$$OAK +2.5
$$$SEA +3.5
?PHI -11
?PATS +6

College tommorow

$$$-MIA Hurricanes -16.5
$$-UConn -1.5
?-Purdue +14
$$-USC -17
$Alabama +15.5
$$Kansas +22.5

and.......................the 7 pt tease of the day..............

Miami -9.5
Miss St. +41

[Jonny Utah]

Gro, Im giving you a chance to reverse your Oakland/Clevland Pick now.  Oakland is going to smoke them.  In fact, theres a good moneyline game I might take.

[Knightstalker]

KS is thinking the Rev will be on Springer or Maury within the next year.

[Jonny Utah]

Hey, any of you guys hear about the Harvard player who got kicked off of the football team for doing a skit?

[mattvsmith]

KS is thinking the Rev will be on Springer or Maury within the next year.

You may be right.

[Stlarry]

SLU vs. UofR being webcast
http://www.rochester.edu/athletics/webcast/
Video feed isn't great, but still cool to see D3 football on the web

['gro]

I think oakland won't suck as bad as they did in the 1st 2 games but Cleveland wins it.

['gro]

RPI scheduling news... according to coach king (from his WRPI interview) the becker game is a 1 year deal. They had to find someone to replace Coast Guard. Hopefully they will add someone decent in '07.

[labart96]

Gro -

You sure Coach King isn't just trying to fulfill RPI's monkeystomp quota?

TGP

Here are today's game notes for Bart vs. the Bizarro-neers:

http://www.hws.edu/athletics/hobart/showrelease.asp?id=3337

[Touchdown Tommy]

CLE on the road?  you crazy crazy GRO...The bookies love folks like you.

[lewdogg11]

RPI 35-0 after the 1st.

No Bob Conway?  I don't know who the new guy is.  He's not anything great, but he hasn't said anything stupid yet.

[Jonny Utah]

35-0 after the first?

What, does Becker have this guy as their starting RB?

http://www.break.com/index/the_little_dude_can_dance.html

[lewdogg11]

35-0 after the first?

What, does Becker have this guy as their starting RB?

http://www.break.com/index/the_little_dude_can_dance.html

That's hilarious.  It's kind of embarrassing that RPi is playing a team this bad.  They seriously sound worse than a HS team.

['gro]

there goes the shutout...  35-6 (missed XP)