FB: Liberty League

[mattvsmith]

The Professor doesn't know of any former Dutchmen that may have been in the pros in the past, however he is happier that he doesn't have to see his team don brown and gold.   The Professor would go nuts if he were born to a Padres or Astros fan after their history of brutal uniforms.

Could have been worse.  The Professor could have been born into the Chicago White Sox when they had their identity crisis:



Yes, indeedilydoo, things would have been worse.

[union89]

See my eastern predictions- both LL teams 1st round exits!

CK

From this point forward.....Thou wilst be known as "'Da "PissBoy" of Glassboro"
~ Chop, Chop....ready the pails, the Statemen will be arriving soon!!!!!!

[labart96]

El Don Juan quiero un burrito cuando estoy en Glassboro.

['gro]

Considereth 'gro downeth...

[Pat Coleman]

Please stop.

[Senor RedTackle]

Please stop.

Pat....how can you not love the LL?

[Senor RedTackle]

This entire thread of posts since last evening is so bizarro, it's hilarious.

RT thinks the LL jumped the shark (and forced the guru to weigh in) when the posts started taking on "ye olde English". The guru probably could've lived with the name changes.....

['gro]

Please stop.

Ok, all alternate names and speech patterns (3rd person excluded) shall cease by 9pm TODAY.

'Gro hath spoken.

[PBR...]

oh baron dieter van gro.....pbr believes under your picture it should state "south east jerome sayeth ....lets go red..."  >>>> well done c u have changed it

['gro]

enjoyeth this blessed day while you can, for thy celebration of olde ends tonight... (and we focus on more important things like beating cortland.)

P.S. Gro's back is on FIRE... thanks to the demons in the pull out couch at the Rensselaer Inn... curses to the inn keeper!!!

[Naked Nott Run]

Hear Ye!!! Hear Ye!!!
Saturday is no less than 1/2 a fortnight (-2) days away. Victories will reign in lavish fasion for the LL. Upon sneaking into the soothsayers castle, thou hast commendeered what seems to be, that which shall not be told. So thou shall tell you. In no less than 4, but no more than 5 days, victory shall be brought home to the boards on which the God's write. Honour and glory shall be brought back by our berserk brethren betwixt Saturday's sunrise and the setting oh thereafter...

After obtaining a oversized cauldron, "THE BARON" mixed together a stew of Cag-Mag (decaying meat), the curlies of a drab (prostitute), the pus from a whitlow (a sore), and various whittles (foods).

The items where not easy to bring together.

THE BARON only knew of two locations CAG-MAG was found. Schenactady Dumpsters and the Skulls of Rowan Students.

The drab continuely begged THE BARRON to "lie all night betwixt (between) my  bouncable breasts." THE BARON gave in, for it was the only way one could assure the breaking of the code. THE BARON miscalculated and did not get enough curlies...luckily a couple were hiding between his tooth and lip.

After 319 days of death delivering stunts... It is with greath pleasure that THE BARON release to thee

THE SOOTHSAYER'S SATURDAY SCORES
Union  218
SJF 11.5
Union proves yet again the E8 is not cooking mother f'ing steak... The school will imidiately eliminate St. John from their title after the defeat and will soon become known as The Saint Amy Fischer Buttafuocos... Union + 206

Rowan 9.23
Hobart  237
Hobart will slay the beast of the east showing yet again, not all beasts are big and terrifying, but some are soft and cuddley (and bad dressers)...Rowan proves the point that all beasts are dumb as an ox...Hobart sent them a box of used Jockstraps with instructions stating that they were new top of the line helmets. "It wasn't pretty," said a Hobart freshman, "They had skidmarks on their forheads...I guess it matched".... Hobart   +226

Alfred 1.112
Rochester 913

The NCAA didn't realize that Bee's were attracted to girly colours. The Saxaphones get played... Rochester +911

Cortland State -21
RPI 741
Cortland recieves a 21 point penalty before the game for thinking that thre is a state named Cortland. RPI slays the dragons and steals their woman...
RPI +761 

Sleep well brethren... knowing the Soothsayer is on our side

Fellow LLPP member,
Baron Burger Thighs McButter Tits- Naked Gnome of Nott Street

[maxpower]

If that's not worth +k, I don't know what is.

[bigdvs]

ROFL!!

LVSII demands an explination for this. What pray tell occured on the yester to produce such an absurdity of a football forum? Do you people have any common sense? (The best thing is when this spreads to other boards like MIAC and those has beens in the eh ocho)

[Rolevio]

ROFL!!

LVSII demands an explination for this. What pray tell occured on the yester to produce such an absurdity of a football forum? Do you people have any common sense? (The best thing is when this spreads to other boards like MIAC and those has beens in the eh ocho)

The Professor shall taketh a pilgramge to the holy land of the MIAC to see the new converts in action.

[Naked Nott Run]

ROFL!!

LVSII demands an explination for this. What pray tell occured on the yester to produce such an absurdity of a football forum? Do you people have any common sense? (The best thing is when this spreads to other boards like MIAC and those has beens in the eh ocho)

The Professor shall taketh a pilgramge to the holy land of the MIAC to see the new converts in action.

Be safe brother... THE BARON will follow shortly after