FB: Liberty League

[JT]

Dear Abby:

My husband is a liar and a cheat.  He has cheated on me from
the beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything.

What's worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me.  It is so
humiliating. Also, since he lost his job six years ago, he
hasn't even looked for a new one.  All he does all day is smoke
cigars, cruise around and bull**** with his buddies while I have
to work to pay the bills.

Since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even
pretend to like me and hints that I may be a lesbian.

What should I do?

Signed, Clueless



Dear Clueless:

Grow up and dump him. Good grief, woman. You don't need him
anymore. You're a United States Senator from New York.  Act
like one.

[zachattack22]

Denmark attempts to tackle speeding problem, by employing hot topless women with signs to get people to slow down.  NSFW

http://www.speedbandits.dk/

Maybe the LLPP can franchise this idea in the 50 states.  This right up the LLPP's alley.

Since governments and companies won't spend any money until you can throw some measured results and statistics at them, pilot programs have been popular.  ZA believes LLPP should be able to do this idea as a pilot program first, and ZA will take speed statistics before and after....ZA recommends his street for the LLPP's first pilot program.  Is that too selfish?

[JT]

Looks like JT's smiter is either a feminist, democrat or both.  Sheesh!

[Regulator]

Reg thought it was funny. +1

[mattvsmith]

Looks like JT's smiter is either a feminist, democrat or both.  Sheesh!

The Rev gives +K to compensate for humorless individual smiting you.

[Frank Rossi]

I'm feeling the spirit today...KARMA FOR EVERYONE!!!!

[superman57]

SORRY PORT GRARD http://www.democratandchronicle.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20061205/SPORTS09/612060334/1007/SPORTS

[Frank Rossi]

SORRY PORT GRARD http://www.democratandchronicle.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20061205/SPORTS09/612060334/1007/SPORTS

Computer error?!  Is that what they call it these days?

[Frank Rossi]

Random thought:

I was thinking the other day how behind the times the game of Monopoly is.

- "Bank error in your favor!  Collect $100" -- These days, that should be, "Bank error in your favor?  Pay $50 after error is caught and service fees are assessed."

- "Free Parking" should be "Free Parking (After Rebate -- Subject to 10 Week Verification Period)"

- Income Tax should be 35% instead of 10%

- The prisoner in jail should probably be smiling if the board represented reality of realty.

- Even "You won second place in a Beauty Contest!  Collect $10!" should be "You won second place in a Beauty Contest?  Pay $300 for medical bills after Third Place contestant causes a catfight requiring 10 stitches."

[Dr. xGSC]

Looks like JT's smiter is either a feminist, democrat or both.  Sheesh!

The Doc particulary liked the fact that Heidi was called a "Head Bandit." I wonder if Mrs. Doc would like that term applied on certain occasions?

[Garnet]

Dear Abby:

My husband is a liar and a cheat.  He has cheated on me from
the beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything.

What's worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me.  It is so
humiliating. Also, since he lost his job six years ago, he
hasn't even looked for a new one.  All he does all day is smoke
cigars, cruise around and bull**** with his buddies while I have
to work to pay the bills.

Since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even
pretend to like me and hints that I may be a lesbian.

What should I do?

Signed, Clueless



Dear Clueless:

Grow up and dump him. Good grief, woman. You don't need him
anymore. You're a United States Senator from New York.  Act
like one.

+ K for that one JT

the smiter should be penalized

[Kilted Rat]

In case whoever draws Gro's name in the LLPP gift exchange is short on ideas, may I recommend this training video.

[icgrad87]

the smiter should be penalized




+k for Garnet for the CT..

[Garnet]

It was recently(today) brought to Garnet's attention that the Oregon cheerleaders are easy on the eyes.

[labart96]

It was recently(today) brought to Garnet's attention that the Oregon cheerleaders are easy on the eyes.

TGP first noted this phenonemon back in 2000 when he took his best friend to the Oregon-USC game.  Was in the end zone near said OU cheerleaders and was absolutely blown away by the quality.

K+++