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zachattack22

ZA flys quite often from Nevada to New York State....One flight a much younger and very hot girl sat next to ZA in the last row and asked if she could rest her head on ZA's shoulder for the duration of the flight as she was exhausted and wanted to sleep.  ZA held off on letting the gas go for 4.5 hours, somehow, someway...as he was too embarrassed to deliver the goods from eating and drinking like the tazmanian devil the night before.  ZA believes it was those four and a half hours that may be responsible for ZA NOT being able to hold back the gas bombs anymore.....not even for a minute...Hey, it was an unnecessary talent anyway!!!

PBR...

isnt there another informercial called bean-o or bean-x or something to help w/ people floating air biscuits?

Frank Rossi

Quote from: Capo RT on December 06, 2006, 09:33:26 PM
footage from a recent RPI/Union hoop game...the Shoes Rivalry carries over to the hardcourt

http://video.msn.com/v/us/msnbc.htm?f=00&g=a51c43b9-c42b-415e-a330-7d81d2a75ce9&p=hotvideo_m_edpicks&t=c27&rf=http://www.msnbc.msn.com/&fg=

I'm glad that you and I were doing the exciting Internet-only pregame show outside while that brawl took place, Capo. 

Frank Rossi

Quote from: zachattack22 on December 06, 2006, 10:18:27 PM
ZA flys quite often from Nevada to New York State....One flight a much younger and very hot girl sat next to ZA in the last row and asked if she could rest her head on ZA's shoulder for the duration of the flight as she was exhausted and wanted to sleep.  ZA held off on letting the gas go for 4.5 hours, somehow, someway...as he was too embarrassed to deliver the goods from eating and drinking like the tazmanian devil the night before.  ZA believes it was those four and a half hours that may be responsible for ZA NOT being able to hold back the gas bombs anymore.....not even for a minute...Hey, it was an unnecessary talent anyway!!!

The NTSB didn't view you as a bomb waiting to go off?!

Dr. xGSC

Quote from: Rt Rev J.H. Hobart on December 06, 2006, 09:49:01 PM
Quote from: Dr. xGSC on December 06, 2006, 01:35:21 PM
Beware of lighting matches to conceal your excreted gas especially on an airplane.

http://www.comcast.net/news/strange/index.jsp?cat=STRANGE&fn=/2006/12/06/535499.html&cvqh=itn_flatulence

Doc, the Rev reckons the woman is taking Asacol.  The Rev was part of the test study back in 1989/90 and was one of the first to discover tht one of the side effects was extremely potent noxious gas.  the Rev discovered it one day in chemistry class and almost blew the doors off the room.  The Rev was kicked out, and when he came back, found the chemical hood running and all the windows and doors open as the teacher tried to air out the room.

One time flying Continental out of newark, the Rev's flight was delayed.  The Rev was a smart 17 year old and had timed his dose to kick in after the flight landed and he was off the plane.  but with the delay as it was, The Rev's gas kicked in mid-flight.  It was uncontrollable and horrifyingly pungent.  but the Rev was asleep while letting it all go.  when the Rev woke up, there was an arc of empty seats around him.  The Rev heard that people were offered vounchers once we got off the plane.

Perhaps this woman was taking Asacol, experienced what the Rev did, but was try to cover her tracks.

Rev,
Classic story and a fond memory of yours! +k and thanks for sharing.

Have you ever seen the show Airplane, which is about Southwest Airlines and the BS that the employees have to put up with from passengers? It is hysterical. Most of the time they show "very" intoxicated" passengers that are denied boarding privileges or "very" heavyweight folks that have to pay for an additional seat.
LONG LIVE THE BORO!

If you do ANYTHING, give it your EVERYTHING!

JT

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Quote from: Dr. xGSC on December 07, 2006, 10:28:30 AM
Quote from: Rt Rev J.H. Hobart on December 06, 2006, 09:49:01 PM
Quote from: Dr. xGSC on December 06, 2006, 01:35:21 PM
Beware of lighting matches to conceal your excreted gas especially on an airplane.

http://www.comcast.net/news/strange/index.jsp?cat=STRANGE&fn=/2006/12/06/535499.html&cvqh=itn_flatulence

Doc, the Rev reckons the woman is taking Asacol.  The Rev was part of the test study back in 1989/90 and was one of the first to discover tht one of the side effects was extremely potent noxious gas.  the Rev discovered it one day in chemistry class and almost blew the doors off the room.  The Rev was kicked out, and when he came back, found the chemical hood running and all the windows and doors open as the teacher tried to air out the room.

One time flying Continental out of newark, the Rev's flight was delayed.  The Rev was a smart 17 year old and had timed his dose to kick in after the flight landed and he was off the plane.  but with the delay as it was, The Rev's gas kicked in mid-flight.  It was uncontrollable and horrifyingly pungent.  but the Rev was asleep while letting it all go.  when the Rev woke up, there was an arc of empty seats around him.  The Rev heard that people were offered vounchers once we got off the plane.

Perhaps this woman was taking Asacol, experienced what the Rev did, but was try to cover her tracks.

Rev,
Classic story and a fond memory of yours! +k and thanks for sharing.

Have you ever seen the show Airplane, which is about Southwest Airlines and the BS that the employees have to put up with from passengers? It is hysterical. Most of the time they show "very" intoxicated" passengers that are denied boarding privileges or "very" heavyweight folks that have to pay for an additional seat.

JT loves Airplane on A&E. Bunch of self important assholes getting just what they deserve.  Or just people who are incredibly stupid.

JT saw various mini versions live and in person during his vacation.  At London, Heathrow you are allowed ONE carryon only.  A purse and another piece is two.  Even it is a small purse.  Watching a few ladies flip out was certainly a pleasure.  One gal was especially more exasperated cause JT was laughing at her antics.

Going home on the shuttle from the boat to the Rome airport, a lady got out of her seat to fool around with baggage stowed over her head.  Driver made a turn and she fell down the stairs of where the rear side bus door was.  JT and FMJT were more up front so the action was behind us.  JT heard a big "Oh! bump, bump, bump."  He immediately starts giggling and is admonished by FMJT, which makes him laugh harder.

Lady was Ok, but FMJT was mad at JT cause "What if she was really hurt?"  Well old timers were dropping like flies all trip.  During tours we were all walking on uneven pavement, ruins, steps etc.,  JT was probably a little desensitized by the time we were going home.

One lady was filming with her camera and JT even warned her she was about to fall down steps.  Her response, "Ok just want to film a few more seconds."  Only she was walking and didn't have a few more seconds of flat ground.  Result: At minimum a badly sprained ankle.  And a ruined tour for her friends.  They had to throw her big ass in cab back to the boat.

PBR...

JT pbr thinks it is the same w/ most couples ....the males always kind of chuckles at that stuff and the female always says "what if they were really hurt?".... pbr was chuckling just reading your accounts....

Senor RedTackle

and people think the LL is spirited...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Y2r-I_mpd9E


You gotta watch the entire thing.....LOL. Classic. Kind of wish an RPI fan had done this for Union....

PBR...

any predictions llpp for this weekend ....is it a weekend of upsets and some new blood for the championship?

Frank Rossi

Quote from: uPBRmeASAP on December 07, 2006, 02:19:36 PM
any predictions llpp for this weekend ....is it a weekend of upsets and some new blood for the championship?

I'm looking for a tight first half with a slight Mt. Union bias -- and then for Mt. Union to start to pull away in the second half once they make some adjustments based on SJF's defense...I'll go quarter-by-quarter:

1st Quater:  Mt. Union 10, SJF 7
2nd Quarter:  Mt. Union 17, SJF 13
3rd Quarter:  Mt. Union 27, SJF 16
4th Quarter:  Mt. Union 37, SJF 23

All things considered, if the score is in that range, it's really a tremendous effort by SJF -- It's not that I doubt SJF's efforts and abilities, but I just feel in my heart of hearts that Mt. Union got their wake-up call a week earlier.  If the Capital game didn't happen, I think it'd be closer, if not a SJF win.  Of course, let's remember my 21-20 Rowan prediction last week (caused by computer error where the computer forgot to multiply by 0 -- hey, I used the Brockport eligibility computer).

JT

Quote from: uPBRmeASAP on December 07, 2006, 02:19:36 PM
any predictions llpp for this weekend ....is it a weekend of upsets and some new blood for the championship?

JT predicts that Melissa will enter his dreams.

PBR...

Quote from: JT on December 07, 2006, 02:31:49 PM
Quote from: uPBRmeASAP on December 07, 2006, 02:19:36 PM
any predictions llpp for this weekend ....is it a weekend of upsets and some new blood for the championship?

JT predicts that Melissa will enter his dreams.
you aint kiddin JT...she is incredible...if you google her some paparazzi snapped a number of pix of her skinny dipping in islands and caught her striding nicely out of the ocean bare naked... :o

PBR...

pbr's head says go with the mount but his heart says fishers....pbr is going with his head and pbr see's wesley coming out of the other bracket...it would be interesting to see a wesley vs. sjf final

labart96

#14428
TGP wishes the best for SJF, but TGP thinks it will be similar to RPI in 2003.  SJF will hang with MUC in the 1st half, then MUC puts the game away in the 2nd.

Question for the LLPP - in the playoffs in my "work FFL" start this weekend.

Should TGP start:

Kitna vs. Vikes - leaning towards this one b/c Vikes will eliminate the run forcing Kitna into 35-40 attempts.  He'll probably get yards, maybe 1 TD, but a turnover or 2 is very likely as well.
Young vs. Texans - VY has been on fire the last couple of weeks.  Houston is a suck azz team and it's VY's hometown.  Have to think he may go off in front of the hometown crowd....
Favre vs. SF - Absolutely terrible last week in the first half, then rebounded to finish up with about 11 pts.  SF's D isn't as bad as it once was and Favre isn't as good as he once was....


labart96

Quote from: Frank Rossi on December 07, 2006, 02:28:48 PM
Quote from: uPBRmeASAP on December 07, 2006, 02:19:36 PM
any predictions llpp for this weekend ....is it a weekend of upsets and some new blood for the championship?

I'm looking for a tight first half with a slight Mt. Union bias -- and then for Mt. Union to start to pull away in the second half once they make some adjustments based on SJF's defense...I'll go quarter-by-quarter:

1st Quater:  Mt. Union 10, SJF 7
2nd Quarter:  Mt. Union 17, SJF 13
3rd Quarter:  Mt. Union 27, SJF 16
4th Quarter:  Mt. Union 37, SJF 23

All things considered, if the score is in that range, it's really a tremendous effort by SJF -- It's not that I doubt SJF's efforts and abilities, but I just feel in my heart of hearts that Mt. Union got their wake-up call a week earlier.  If the Capital game didn't happen, I think it'd be closer, if not a SJF win.  Of course, let's remember my 21-20 Rowan prediction last week (caused by computer error where the computer forgot to multiply by 0 -- hey, I used the Brockport eligibility computer).

Yeah, like he said....