FB: Liberty League

[theoriginalupstate]

Gro,

+K for wiping your ass on your degree

['gro]

Gro,

+K for wiping your ass on your degree

Gro was thinking about turning that into a side business. Any takers?

[JT]

for RPI being such an old school and filthly stinking rich... they give out some lousy degrees. It looks like something I could do with printshop on an apple II computer. And after the gagillion dollars that you spend on school, you think they could throw in that frame they charge $100 at the bookstore in for free?


i have been smited... meet me in the quad at 3am.

JT's got "two degrees" one from Glassboro State in Finance and another one when they were giving out free "upgrades" to Rowan University.  JT filled out the form and wrote Fiance/Business Administration in the degree spot.  Degree came back "Communications". This is how JT got two bachelors degrees.  Got the communications degree for the price of a stamp.

[lewdogg11]

for RPI being such an old school and filthly stinking rich... they give out some lousy degrees. It looks like something I could do with printshop on an apple II computer. And after the gagillion dollars that you spend on school, you think they could throw in that frame they charge $100 at the bookstore in for free?


i have been smited... meet me in the quad at 3am.

How cool were those degrees before the Apple II's became mainstream?

[labart96]

For only $100+K, TGP has a BA degree in the dismal sciences from the Colliegi Hobartaini (or however it is spelled in latin - that's right, the only thing in English was TGP's name - although it would have been cool to see how TGP would have translated =  El Grandus Pumpkinus.....that reminds TGP of the age old question, "What's so funny about Bikus Dikus?")

The Hobart piece of paper was also conspicously small - TGP is guessing maybe 6"x8"?  As a point of comparison, TGP's HS diploma was about 2x that size.  At least Hobart diploma's come in a nice purple pleather gold embossed little "degree holder/folder" thing.

TGP's wife's diploma from G-Town on the other hand, is the size of 6'x8' piece of wallpaper and looks like the friggin Declaration of Independence.  

[labart96]

On a separate note, TGP hopes that in seasons to come we'll see another East team in the Stagg. 

Even if they are the very best D3 program of all time, TGP just can't get as excited about another MUC vs. some other midwestern team final than TGP would if there was an Eastern representative in Salem.

5-hundo here we go!

[JT]

On a separate note, TGP hopes that in seasons to come we'll see another East team in the Stagg. 

Even if they are the very best D3 program of all time, TGP just can't get as excited about another MUC vs. some other midwestern team final than TGP would if there was an Eastern representative in Salem.

Amen.  Although JT looks forward to the Stagg on ESPN and thinks it will be a good game, he wants an East team not only to get there, but win.  He respects Kehres and MUC and their accomplishments, but each year at this time its a big gushfest over in the OAC.  Yack!

And yes JT's aware that his club has lost title shots in every conceivable fashion: beaten by the better team, outcoached (when the Profs were the better team), significant injuries, robbed by officials, etc.

If it happens for Rowan at some point before JT takes the big dirt nap it will happen.  Regardless, he'd still like to see the East (any team or teams) start taking their share of the titles in the future.

['gro]

gro didn't watch "the biggest loser" this year but caught the final episode yesterday... the one finalist girl was the definition of friendosaurus (deuce and a half), she shrunk down to tappable size. anyone see it?

I'd tap that.
Oh, yeah, you'd 'tap that.' What, Seth, you think you're cool with your little Jew Fro? We don't say 'tap that.'

[JT]

gro didn't watch "the biggest loser" this year but caught the final episode yesterday... the one finalist girl was the definition of friendosaurus (deuce and a half), she shrunk down to tappable size. anyone see it?

I'd tap that.
Oh, yeah, you'd 'tap that.' What, Seth, you think you're cool with your little Jew Fro? We don't say 'tap that.'

Yeah.  JT would tap that.

[mattvsmith]

Gro could wipe his butt on his current degree

Then it would be considered art.

HA!!! 

+K

[mattvsmith]

Degree came back "Communications". This is how JT got two bachelors degrees.  Got the communications degree for the price of a stamp.

Just think about how lucky you are that you didn't waste four years and the $$$ on a Communications degree.
You got it for the price of a stamp...and you still know just as much (if not more) than a communications major!

[Jonny Utah]

I remember graduation day going up to the table where they gave out diplomas at the end of the day and opening it up and just seeing a plain white sheet of paper that said on it........

Please See Bursars Office

[JT]

Degree came back "Communications". This is how JT got two bachelors degrees.  Got the communications degree for the price of a stamp.

Just think about how lucky you are that you didn't waste four years and the $$$ on a Communications degree.
You got it for the price of a stamp...and you still know just as much (if not more) than a communications major!

Most of JT college buddies were communications majors (Radio, TV, Film/ Journalism etc).  Didn't hang out with the business stiffs much.  JT was a DJ, sportscaster, and GM of the college paper.  Learned more with the extra curricular activities than in the classroom. 

Plus the RTF majors had the sickest parties and the best pot.  And most of the hotties on campus were either education or RTF majors.  Many of the gals wanted to be newswomen, reporters, or weather bunnies er um... forecasters.

[JT]

JT was watching the movie Dazed and Confused on cable last night and it finally struck him.  JT figured out why he digs the flick.  In a nutshell, those were what JT's adolescent summers were like.  JT always had older friends... keg parties in the woods, hanging out, making out with older chicks.  The flick really takes JT back.  JT would be that kid (baseball pitcher) with the long hair who gets his ass kicked by Ben Affleck's character as part of a freshman initiation. 

[labart96]

Degree came back "Communications". This is how JT got two bachelors degrees.  Got the communications degree for the price of a stamp.

Just think about how lucky you are that you didn't waste four years and the $$$ on a Communications degree.
You got it for the price of a stamp...and you still know just as much (if not more) than a communications major!

TGP just regrets that the "Media and Society" Major was not available during TGP's years on the shores of Seneca Lake.  At least TGP had a minor in "American Studies."