FB: Liberty League

[JT]

Ahhhh!!!  The medication is kicking in.  Office Xmas party is starting and JT has JD in hand.  Feeling warm and fuzzy.  Can't get too crazy, FMJT office party is tommorrow, so JT won't pretend he got a free pass to a RPI player hater reunion.

[lewdogg11]

Irony has it that when LD11 arrived in Charlotte last night, for his last leg of air travel to Wilmington, the flight was cancelled due to fog.  So LD11, being an extremist, rented a car and drove it 210 miles through the thickest fog i've seen since I opened my eyes and couldn't see anything in Miami on Sunday...

3 1/2 hours later and - 5 years of life, LD11 arrived home at 2am, exhausted...

Moral of the story?...I DVR'd The Biggest Loser.  That chick was the HUGEST Friendosaurus EVER!  She was perfect.  But even skinny, I couldn't see past her as a FOS.  And she still had that mentality, which leads me to believe, she would be super good in the rack.  Fat girls have no shame.  neither does LD11. 

Which leads us to the next big question?  Is there a new market for skinny girls who used to be hugely fat?

And to the clowns talking about that stupid 'How to pick up chicks' book.  That's the gayest ish I ever heard.  You read that book and you turn into every dude I want to punch in the face at the bars.

[labart96]

Ahhhh!!!  The medication is kicking in.  Office Xmas party is starting and JT has JD in hand.  Feeling warm and fuzzy.  Can't get too crazy, FMJT office party is tommorrow, so JT won't pretend he got a free pass to a RPI player hater reunion.

"Alcohol, the cause and solution to, all of life's problems" - Homer Simpson

[theoriginalupstate]

Ahhhh!!!  The medication is kicking in.  Office Xmas party is starting and JT has JD in hand.  Feeling warm and fuzzy.  Can't get too crazy, FMJT office party is tommorrow, so JT won't pretend he got a free pass to a RPI player hater reunion.

"Alcohol, the cause and solution to, all of life's problems" - Homer Simpson

+K for mentioning my motto while in college!

[JT]

I feel good... da na na na na na

so good...

so good...

I got JACK !!!

bump bump bump bump bump

[labart96]

I feel good... da na na na na na

so good...

so good...

I got JACK !!!

bump bump bump bump bump

Nice, but JT - when you know him as long as TGP has, you call him John.....

['gro]

Moral of the story?...I DVR'd The Biggest Loser.  That chick was the HUGEST Friendosaurus EVER!  She was perfect.  But even skinny, I couldn't see past her as a FOS.  And she still had that mentality, which leads me to believe, she would be super good in the rack.  Fat girls have no shame.  neither does LD11. 

Gro was thinking the exact same thing.  She even said that for years she hated being "the fat friend"... but honestly what has changed? She probably grabs onto the 1st guy that even looks her way -- which probably happens a lot sooner than last call like it used to -- but then the game is the same. She takes him home and puts on the freak show, turns into a stage 5 clinger, and he bails.

Gro is currently multi tasking at it's finest. Cooking dinner, cracktop on the counter for posting and fantasy football, watching the seahawks/49ers in the monsoon (I get the NFL network nyah nyah nyah), DVR'ing the office, and drinking an adult beverage.  Only LD and Reg can multi task better than this.

[JT]

I feel good... da na na na na na

so good...

so good...

I got JACK !!!

bump bump bump bump bump

Nice, but JT - when you know him as long as TGP has, you call him John.....

Its JACK and coke.

Single barrel JOHN.... rocks or neat

Gentleman JOHN... rocks or neat

JT can't decide which he likes best.  He thinks he's been 4x around plus wine for dinner.  Needless to say JT ain't driving.

[JT]

I feel good... da na na na na na

so good...

so good...

I got JACK !!!

bump bump bump bump bump

Nice, but JT - when you know him as long as TGP has, you call him John.....

+k for the Scent of a Woman reference..... Hooah!!!

[JT]

Back home....  winding down.  Another party tommorrow.

['gro]

'the office' just keeps getting better better. It has G.O.A.T. potential.

[Dr. xGSC]

Doc says beware of your friend "Gentleman Jack." Be careful not to consume 5 or 6 shots of "GJ" and then wash it down with 5 or 6 pints of Yuengling and then attempt to absorb the alcohol with 15 "VERY HOT" Buffalo Wings.

It is a beautiful thing going in, but a rather unpleasant site coming out. Especially when said "hurling" happens at home, on the carpet, in front of a 17-year old daughter and on her new jeans (which she paid for with her own $). Not a favorable memory of Doc's, as Mrs. Doc still uses this memorable family moment at her leisure to put Doc in his place.

[phil]

X,
Hopefully you were coherent enough at the time to look her in the eyes while wiping your lower lip and say, "Now let that be a lesson for you!"

Those wings will do it every time.

[JT]

JT generally kept his wits about him last night.  A few of the regular suspects did not.  Actually it was a good catered party in the office.  Usually, its at a restaurant.  In the past this is what presented a problem.  Seating all those workers, vendors, and customers takes a long time in NYC even if you have a reservation.  This has led to JT's downfall in the past... too much early drinking and not enough food.

Last night/Yesterday JT (started imbibing at 2:30 PM) had copious amounts of both and in the right intervals that he maintained a cool happy glow.

JT left at 9:30PM but the hard core kept it going until about 2:30 AM.  The 2:30 AM crowd hasn't show up for work yet.

[JT]

Doc says beware of your friend "Gentleman Jack." Be careful not to consume 5 or 6 shots of "GJ" and then wash it down with 5 or 6 pints of Yuengling and then attempt to absorb the alcohol with 15 "VERY HOT" Buffalo Wings.

It is a beautiful thing going in, but a rather unpleasant site coming out. Especially when said "hurling" happens at home, on the carpet, in front of a 17-year old daughter and on her new jeans (which she paid for with her own $). Not a favorable memory of Doc's, as Mrs. Doc still uses this memorable family moment at her leisure to put Doc in his place.

JT doesn't have these moments.  To FMJT, he's perfect