FB: Liberty League

[57Johnnie]

RPI Friends of the Johnnies:

Since St. John Fisher and Mount Union have figured out a way to schedule a home and home series,
how about RPI & St. John's doing the same thing? - unless you folks wouldn't want rowdy Johnnie fans anywhere near Troy. We'd welcome you to Collegeville.  Better yet, how about a playoff game in either place in '07?  Or both?  

I don't know if we want to clear Becker off an already very demanding schedule.

RT just sent a note to the RPI AD requesting said matchup...no joke

+k

[JT]

I thought Rowan was further away. In that case, bring on CMU!!

RT, the ocoee river? haven't done it but heard it was fun. <insert regu-hater comment about gro not being able to swim, even though gro can>

if gro did go rafting, he would bring an innertube full of krystals (LD do you get krystal's commercials? do they make you want to punch every hair helmet southerner in the face? please tell me you've seen these commercials).

The best matchup in terms of logistics would be a Muhlenberg/RPI matchup.  The Mules are in the Centennial conference which the NCAA defines as being in the South region. Allentown, PA - Troy, NY is just outside that 200 mile cusp at 222 and change.  It would qualify as out of region.

With RPI's bank, the players could even hop on a turbo prop from Albany to Allentown.  A quick little commuter flight.

[icgrad87]

The NBA's leading scorer, Carmelo Anthony, has been suspended for 15 games for his part in Saturday night's brawl between the Nuggets and the Knicks at Madison Square Garden.

Anthony threw a punch during the melee in which all 10 players on the court were ejected.

In addition to announcing Anthony's penalty Monday, the NBA also announced the suspensions of Denver's J.R. Smith (10 games) and New York's Nate Robinson (10 games), Mardy Collins (6 games) and Jared Jeffries (4 games).

['gro]

Gro makes PC happy and pulls up the FAQ

A game can be classified as regional in any of three ways.
1) Both teams are full Division III members (or third- or fourth-year provisional members) and are in the same Division III member conference or same region as definied by the Division III football committee. That list of regions is linked in the left-hand rail on this page.

2) The teams are within 200 miles of each other via the NCAA's approved mapping software.

3) The teams are within the same NCAA administrative region. Those regions are defined below.

Region 1: Connecticut, Delaware, District of Columbia, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, New Jersey, Rhode Island, Vermont.

Region 2: New York, Pennsylvania.

Region 3: Alabama, Arkansas, Florida, Georgia, Indiana, Kentucky, Louisiana, Michigan, Mississippi, North Carolina, Ohio, Puerto Rico, South Carolina, Tennessee, Virginia, West Virginia.

Region 4: Alaska, Arizona, California, Colorado, Hawaii, Idaho, Illinois, Iowa, Kansas, Minnesota, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, Nevada, New Mexico, North Dakota, Oklahoma, Oregon, South Dakota, Texas, Utah, Washington, Wisconsin, Wyoming.

If the teams are in the same region by any one of these three definitions, it is a regional game.

So... all NY/PA games are IN region. So RPI/CMU or RPI/Mules is IN region.

RPI/Rowan is IN region, since Rowan is in the east football region.

Looks like RPI would have to fly to get an out of region game...

[PBR...]

slapping collins like that it looked like he did the open fist deal then running away....mardy collins would of tuned him like a piano...collins is one mean dood and knows how to have a throw down

[JT]

Gro makes PC happy and pulls up the FAQ

A game can be classified as regional in any of three ways.
1) Both teams are full Division III members (or third- or fourth-year provisional members) and are in the same Division III member conference or same region as definied by the Division III football committee. That list of regions is linked in the left-hand rail on this page.

2) The teams are within 200 miles of each other via the NCAA's approved mapping software.

3) The teams are within the same NCAA administrative region. Those regions are defined below.

Region 1: Connecticut, Delaware, District of Columbia, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, New Jersey, Rhode Island, Vermont.

Region 2: New York, Pennsylvania.

Region 3: Alabama, Arkansas, Florida, Georgia, Indiana, Kentucky, Louisiana, Michigan, Mississippi, North Carolina, Ohio, Puerto Rico, South Carolina, Tennessee, Virginia, West Virginia.

Region 4: Alaska, Arizona, California, Colorado, Hawaii, Idaho, Illinois, Iowa, Kansas, Minnesota, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, Nevada, New Mexico, North Dakota, Oklahoma, Oregon, South Dakota, Texas, Utah, Washington, Wisconsin, Wyoming.

If the teams are in the same region by any one of these three definitions, it is a regional game.

So... all NY/PA games are IN region. So RPI/CMU or RPI/Mules is IN region.

RPI/Rowan is IN region, since Rowan is in the east football region.

Looks like RPI would have to fly to get an out of region game...

JT stands corrected.

['gro]

Gro can't believe melo acted like such a bish with that hit and run... as a 'cuse/knicks fans this just plain blows.

[superman57]

well it sucks to be the nuggets you lose your two top scores for the 25 total games....and wasn't Smith supposed to be the AI bait

[Touchdown Tommy]

Big matchup tonite in the LLPPFFL: LD has Housh the Douche and TDT has Chris Jail Bird Henry (with a 7 pt lead)...

GRO: Are you kidding TDT?  The knicks were going nowhere with Zeke and Stevie Franchise/Starbury...

['gro]

Big matchup tonite in the LLPPFFL: LD has Housh the Douche and TDT has Chris Jail Bird Henry (with a 7 pt lead)...

GRO: Are you kidding TDT?  The knicks were going nowhere with Zeke and Stevie Franchise/Starbury...

gro knows... waiting until 2009ish when Steve and Stephons contracts are up.  Patrick Ewing Jr... save us!!!

[PBR...]

Gro makes PC happy and pulls up the FAQ

A game can be classified as regional in any of three ways.
1) Both teams are full Division III members (or third- or fourth-year provisional members) and are in the same Division III member conference or same region as definied by the Division III football committee. That list of regions is linked in the left-hand rail on this page.

2) The teams are within 200 miles of each other via the NCAA's approved mapping software.

3) The teams are within the same NCAA administrative region. Those regions are defined below.

Region 1: Connecticut, Delaware, District of Columbia, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, New Jersey, Rhode Island, Vermont.

Region 2: New York, Pennsylvania.

Region 3: Alabama, Arkansas, Florida, Georgia, Indiana, Kentucky, Louisiana, Michigan, Mississippi, North Carolina, Ohio, Puerto Rico, South Carolina, Tennessee, Virginia, West Virginia.

Region 4: Alaska, Arizona, California, Colorado, Hawaii, Idaho, Illinois, Iowa, Kansas, Minnesota, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, Nevada, New Mexico, North Dakota, Oklahoma, Oregon, South Dakota, Texas, Utah, Washington, Wisconsin, Wyoming.

If the teams are in the same region by any one of these three definitions, it is a regional game.

So... all NY/PA games are IN region. So RPI/CMU or RPI/Mules is IN region.

RPI/Rowan is IN region, since Rowan is in the east football region.

Looks like RPI would have to fly to get an out of region game...

excellent work gro....to me that doesnt make sense....why not encourage games like these instead by making them in region not a lot of schools are going to take the chance on playing a top notch program for fear of the loss counting against them....

[Senor RedTackle]

 From the mailbag...

Dear Santa
I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer.
Yer Frend,
BiLLy

Dear Billy,
Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care.. How about I
send you a frigging book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving
your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell!
Santa
>
Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace
and joy in the world for everybody!
Love,
Sarah

Dear Sarah,
Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they?
Santa
>
Dear Santa,
I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy
and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do.
Love,
Teddy

Dear Teddy,
Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a hurricane.
Do you think he's gonna give that up to come back to your frigid, fat mom,
who rides his a$$ constantly? It's time to give up that dream. Let me get
you some nice Legos instead. Maybe you can build yourself a family with
those?
Santa
>
Dear Santa,
I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left carrots for
your reindeer outside the back door.
Love,
Susan

Dear Susan,
Milk gives me the $hits and carrots make the deer fart in my face when
riding in the sleigh. You want to do me a favor? Two words, Jim Beam.
Santa
>

Dear Santa,
What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you busy making toys?
Your friend,
Thomas

Dear Thomas,
All the toys are made by little kids like you in China . Every year I give
them a slice of bread as a Christmas bonus. I have a condo in Vegas, where
I spend most of my time making low-budget porno films. I unwind by
drinking myself silly and squeezing the a$$es of cocktail waitresses while
losing money at the craps table.

P.S. Tell your mom she got the part.

Long Dong Claus
>

Dear Santa,
Do you see us when we're sleeping, do you really know when we're
awake, like in the song?
Love,
Jessica

Dear Jessica,
Are you really that gullible? Good luck in whatever you do. I'm skipping
your house.
Santa

>
Dear Santa,
I really really want a puppy this year. Please please please PLEASE PLEASE
could I have one?
Timmy

Timmy,
That whiney begging $hit may work with your folks, but that crap doesn't
work with me. You're getting an ugly sweater again.
Santa

Dearest Santa,
We don't have a chimney in our house, how do you get into our home?
Love,
Marky

Mark,
First, stop calling yourself "Marky", that's why you're getting your a$$
kicked at school. Second, you don't live in a house, you live in a
low-rent, ghetto apartment complex. Third, I get inside your pad just like
all the burglars do, through your bedroom window.
Sweet Dreams,
Santa

[icgrad87]

slapping collins like that it looked like he did the open fist deal then running away....mardy collins would of tuned him like a piano...collins is one mean dood and knows how to have a throw down

  Take that Carmello...I mean Caramello

[dewcrew88]

From the mailbag...

Dear Santa
I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer.
Yer Frend,
BiLLy

Dear Billy,
Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care.. How about I
send you a frigging book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving
your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell!
Santa
>
Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace
and joy in the world for everybody!
Love,
Sarah

Dear Sarah,
Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they?
Santa
>
Dear Santa,
I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy
and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do.
Love,
Teddy

Dear Teddy,
Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a hurricane.
Do you think he's gonna give that up to come back to your frigid, fat mom,
who rides his a$$ constantly? It's time to give up that dream. Let me get
you some nice Legos instead. Maybe you can build yourself a family with
those?
Santa
>
Dear Santa,
I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left carrots for
your reindeer outside the back door.
Love,
Susan

Dear Susan,
Milk gives me the $hits and carrots make the deer fart in my face when
riding in the sleigh. You want to do me a favor? Two words, Jim Beam.
Santa
>

Dear Santa,
What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you busy making toys?
Your friend,
Thomas

Dear Thomas,
All the toys are made by little kids like you in China . Every year I give
them a slice of bread as a Christmas bonus. I have a condo in Vegas, where
I spend most of my time making low-budget porno films. I unwind by
drinking myself silly and squeezing the a$$es of cocktail waitresses while
losing money at the craps table.

P.S. Tell your mom she got the part.

Long Dong Claus
>

Dear Santa,
Do you see us when we're sleeping, do you really know when we're
awake, like in the song?
Love,
Jessica

Dear Jessica,
Are you really that gullible? Good luck in whatever you do. I'm skipping
your house.
Santa

>
Dear Santa,
I really really want a puppy this year. Please please please PLEASE PLEASE
could I have one?
Timmy

Timmy,
That whiney begging $hit may work with your folks, but that crap doesn't
work with me. You're getting an ugly sweater again.
Santa

Dearest Santa,
We don't have a chimney in our house, how do you get into our home?
Love,
Marky

Mark,
First, stop calling yourself "Marky", that's why you're getting your a$$
kicked at school. Second, you don't live in a house, you live in a
low-rent, ghetto apartment complex. Third, I get inside your pad just like
all the burglars do, through your bedroom window.
Sweet Dreams,
Santa

Even though BC08 has heard some of these before, it still made him laugh really hard... +K for SRT

[bman]

Bman would like to nominate himself for MVR today (Most Valuable Reader).  BMAN read 14 pages in 45 minutes during a budget meeting with his boss, after not being on for over 1 week.... and was only cited 1 time for lack off attention...

Most importantly Bman read the pages thoroughly and will be available to answer any quiz questions on said material....

for a prize Bman would like to request white chocolate cranberry macadamia cookies.....