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[JT]

Do you wonder what the cashier/bagger is thinking when they check you out? Do they comment on your items?   The grocery store I used to go to in west TN had a special ed girl bagging items and she would talk about all the sh!t she was putting into bags.  One time I bought some kind of jalepeno dip of somesorts and when it got to her she blurts out "OHH THIS MUST BE SPICEY!!" it was.... weird.

At the Asian market JT figures it is something along these lines:

What is the white boy doing with that fine Philipina flower?


At the supermarket:

Did I just put the eggs on the bottom again?

[Knightstalker]

it was a joke men... you can laugh. Does gro have to give detailed instructions with every link? Gro thought it was weird that SI would show the gratuitious (sp) hungry butt¹.




1. Hungry Butt - the event in which the panties become so engulfed in the inner assmosphere that it appears that the butt is eating said panties.

assmosphere This needs to be added to the LLPP dictionary.

[PBR...]

Do you wonder what the cashier/bagger is thinking when they check you out? Do they comment on your items?   The grocery store I used to go to in west TN had a special ed girl bagging items and she would talk about all the sh!t she was putting into bags.  One time I bought some kind of jalepeno dip of somesorts and when it got to her she blurts out "OHH THIS MUST BE SPICEY!!" it was.... weird.

pbr's friend used to work checkout at a 7-11 when pbr was in h.s. and it never failed the dood who would walk around the store for 15-20 mins w/ a soda in his hand....finally you would see him walk down the aisle for raincoats when pbr and his friend knew the whole time that was what he was getting up the nutz to buy...with his gf sitting out in the car....great pbr's friend would always on purpose do a price check and yell out "how much are the trojanz 6 pack again???" classic!!!  these guys would want to crawl under a rock especially if adults where in the store...

[superman57]

Superman worked as a bag boy/cashier at a Price Chopper for a year or so....Superman was the kid who would have random convo's with complete strangers....best was when Superman ID'd a 70 year old lady and her name was Marilyn Monroe

[Senor RedTackle]

http://www.cnn.com/2006/HEALTH/12/19/premarital.sex.ap/index.html

RT wonders if this stat works out this way because only 5% of humans don't ever get laid anyway or is there really 5% of people that abstain??

[Senor RedTackle]

.............ATTENTION!!........

For the holiday season, RT has requested LLPP,Inc posters to please display college photos of themselves (preferrably in playing attire...if you weren't a football player, then a pic in 'playa attire) for their Avitar.


....please note, 'gro has officially introduced the "Avitar" to LLPP board posting vocabulary

[Llamaguy]

The Walmart Cashier  

I'm in Walmart at 11pm on a Friday night to pickup some ice and tailgating items.

There are only about 25 people in the place so it takes 5 minutes to pickup the goods. Of course there are only 2 checkout lines open and 10 of the 25 people are in each line.

I get behind these three BOFUB's who I had passed with a three gallon tub of ice cream while I was shopping. Ten minutes later they make it to the cashier. The cashier starts ringing the stuff up. The last of about 30 items is the tub of ice cream. The mouth of the three says "How much is that?" , Cashier says "$4.99". Mouth replies to the Pregnant one of the group, "I ain't paying that much for that!" It was freakin 3 gallons of ice cream. Cashier says "Your total is $130.00."

This is where it gets really good. Freakin $%$%$$! Mouth says she can't pay that much and they stand there bouncing their fat azzes around  trying to figure out what to do. Mouth says "We need to take some of this stuff off." She proceeds to start piling stuff at the end of the counter that she now doesn't want. Items include: bedroom slippers, size 40 panty and lingere set, a DVD, etc. Then she asks her un-impregnated friend to call the house on the cell phone and see if they really need the 2 liter bottle of Root Beer. Five minutes later the cart is lightened.

Finally the cashier says, " Your total is now $58 bucks." After several sighs and a few moans she says ok and pulls our a FREAKIN CHECK! Another few minutes go by and she has the gall to say I'm sorry about that as the ice cream left behind begins to melt all over the floor.

As they walk out the guy 2 persons behind me says "I wish I would have noticed them, they did the same thing last week in front of me when I was in here."

What a waste of DNA!

It's gotta suck to be a cashier at Walmart!!!

[Tags]

Tags must agree with Gro - Debit card is way faster than throwing cash around.

[Senor RedTackle]

The Walmart Cashier  

I'm in Walmart at 11pm on a Friday night to pickup some ice and tailgating items.

There are only about 25 people in the place so it takes 5 minutes to pickup the goods. Of course there are only 2 checkout lines open and 10 of the 25 people are in each line.

I get behind these three BOFUB's who I had passed with a three gallon tub of ice cream while I was shopping. Ten minutes later they make it to the cashier. The cashier starts ringing the stuff up. The last of about 30 items is the tub of ice cream. The mouth of the three says "How much is that?" , Cashier says "$4.99". Mouth replies to the Pregnant one of the group, "I ain't paying that much for that!" It was freakin 3 gallons of ice cream. Cashier says "Your total is $130.00."

This is where it gets really good. Freakin $%$%$$! Mouth says she can't pay that much and they stand there bouncing their fat azzes around  trying to figure out what to do. Mouth says "We need to take some of this stuff off." She proceeds to start piling stuff at the end of the counter that she now doesn't want. Items include: bedroom slippers, size 40 panty and lingere set, a DVD, etc. Then she asks her un-impregnated friend to call the house on the cell phone and see if they really need the 2 liter bottle of Root Beer. Five minutes later the cart is lightened.

Finally the cashier says, " Your total is now $58 bucks." After several sighs and a few moans she says ok and pulls our a FREAKIN CHECK! Another few minutes go by and she has the gall to say I'm sorry about that as the ice cream left behind begins to melt all over the floor.

As they walk out the guy 2 persons behind me says "I wish I would have noticed them, they did the same thing last week in front of me when I was in here."

What a waste of DNA!

It's gotta suck to be a cashier at Walmart!!!

LLPP,Inc....home of the casual blog. LOL.....our reputation must be spreading.

In all seriousness, this has happened to RT and it sucks. How come trailer trash never has plastic on them??

[PBR...]

pbr thinks he would rather pick up trash along the highway rather than work as a cashier at walmart....there are some scary peep's in there late at night...mpbr refuses to go after 10pm people there are some real freaks in there just walking around like zombies....

[superman57]

yes wal mart's suck and are always full of wierd people....

['gro]

it hurts gro to say this but might as well put it out there...  The patriots might win a superbowl with 1 probowler on their roster (seymour).

The chargers are #1 easy, but after them the ravens, broncos, and pats are pretty even. Colts and Bengals round out the field.  Knowing 1st hand the curse of marty schottenheimer... gro would not be suprised if the pats made the superbowl.

[superman57]

Broncos won't make the playoffs I say the Bills will make the playoffs (jk)

[PBR...]

pbr thinks the ravens come ouf of the afc...their d is too tough for anyone and they finally have a decent qb who wont make the huge mistake and cost them the game

[lewdogg11]

.............ATTENTION!!........

For the holiday season, RT has requested LLPP,Inc posters to please display college photos of themselves (preferrably in playing attire...if you weren't a football player, then a pic in 'playa attire) for their Avitar.


....please note, 'gro has officially introduced the "Avitar" to LLPP board posting vocabulary

Doesn't look like the request is catching on RT, but i'll try to play along...