FB: Liberty League

['gro]

Who dat??

Jerry 'Grofeld rant

What's the deal with these coffee creamers flavored like amaretto and baileys? Should I act like I'm drinking? Or do they know i'd rather be drunk at work and I can always use the creamer as an excuse??

Boss: What's that smell?
Gro: oh that's just the coffee creamer
Boss: what flavor is that?
Gro: Jim Beam

[JT]

On behalf of the LLPP, JT wishes the guru a Happy Birthday.  JT wonders if Pat was on the receiving end of the December birthday / Xmas present shaft job, ie. getting less swag than if his birthday was in May or something.

[Frank Rossi]

Superman worked as a bag boy/cashier at a Price Chopper for a year or so....Superman was the kid who would have random convo's with complete strangers....best was when Superman ID'd a 70 year old lady and her name was Marilyn Monroe

How's your marriage to her going, Superman?   

[Frank Rossi]

On behalf of the LLPP, JT wishes the guru a Happy Birthday.  JT wonders if Pat was on the receiving end of the December birthday / Xmas present shaft job, ie. getting less swag than if his birthday was in May or something.

Did Melissa respond to our request for her to serenade the Guru at his birthday party tonight?

[superman57]

Superman worked as a bag boy/cashier at a Price Chopper for a year or so....Superman was the kid who would have random convo's with complete strangers....best was when Superman ID'd a 70 year old lady and her name was Marilyn Monroe

How's your marriage to her going, Superman?   

she died 2 hours after marriage with all her money going to me

[lewdogg11]

Philip RIvers in the Pro Bowl over Brady?  That's ridiculas.

['gro]

Philip RIvers in the Pro Bowl over Brady?  That's ridiculas.

stats are pretty even, but brady is keeping that team together with receivers that wouldn't start at USC.  advantage, brady.

[Frank Rossi]

Superman worked as a bag boy/cashier at a Price Chopper for a year or so....Superman was the kid who would have random convo's with complete strangers....best was when Superman ID'd a 70 year old lady and her name was Marilyn Monroe

How's your marriage to her going, Superman?   

she died 2 hours after marriage with all her money going to me

and her lifetime supply of undergarments came in handy, I bet. :-)

[superman57]

Superman worked as a bag boy/cashier at a Price Chopper for a year or so....Superman was the kid who would have random convo's with complete strangers....best was when Superman ID'd a 70 year old lady and her name was Marilyn Monroe

How's your marriage to her going, Superman?   

she died 2 hours after marriage with all her money going to me

and her lifetime supply of undergarments came in handy, I bet. :-)

ya your mom looks great in them at night

[lewdogg11]

Philip RIvers in the Pro Bowl over Brady?  That's ridiculas.

stats are pretty even, but brady is keeping that team together with receivers that wouldn't start at USC.  advantage, brady.

I don't even know how they can be in the same sentence.  Rivers has LT!  LD11 could pick apart defenses with LT behind him.  Are you kidding me?  Brady's top receiver most of the year was a tight end, Watson, who is hurt now!  He made Doug Gabriel good for a few weeks, til they decided to cut him, and Jabar Gaffney is even scoring TDs.  When your biggest threat is Reche Caldwell and your 10-4, I think the QB has done quite a bit.  Especially a QB with 3 fat rings on his fingers. 

And what about Vrabel or Bruschi, or Harrison?  No other Pro-Bowlers but Seymour on a 10-4 team?  That's crazy talk.  But, Ho-hum as usual.

[Pat Coleman]

On behalf of the LLPP, JT wishes the guru a Happy Birthday.  JT wonders if Pat was on the receiving end of the December birthday / Xmas present shaft job, ie. getting less swag than if his birthday was in May or something.

Always.

But thanks. I forgot that birthdays were listed in the profiles.

[JT]

On behalf of the LLPP, JT wishes the guru a Happy Birthday.  JT wonders if Pat was on the receiving end of the December birthday / Xmas present shaft job, ie. getting less swag than if his birthday was in May or something.

Always.

But thanks. I forgot that birthdays were listed in the profiles.

Also JT's IM list plays happy birthday when those on his list have that special day coming around.

[Frank Rossi]

On behalf of the LLPP, JT wishes the guru a Happy Birthday.  JT wonders if Pat was on the receiving end of the December birthday / Xmas present shaft job, ie. getting less swag than if his birthday was in May or something.

Always.

But thanks. I forgot that birthdays were listed in the profiles.

It must be that Wheaton wanted to give the Guru an early birthday gift, almost beating Northwestern last week.  

So Guru, tell us something -- how do you maintain a family, maintain a busy job, maintain two major websites and still find a way to post nearly 15,000 messages on these boards?  I still think the Guru is a robot -- and robots never grow old.

Happy Bday GURU. :-)

[Pat Coleman]

I try to sneak in some extra sleep where I can.

[superman57]

Happy birthday Pat....