FB: Liberty League

[Senor RedTackle]

RT doubts he could hang with 18 year olds now that he is 34 and not in "football" shape. RT's workouts these days consist of alot of swimming....RT has found doing laps in the pool is the complete body workout..it's amazing. Great cardio and works the muscles. 30 minutes straight of laps will kick your azz..Remember in Rock III where Apollo has Rocky in the pool? "You gonna use muscles you ain't never knew you had Rock".

...besides, if RT was going to hang in Yonkers, it's going to be at the horse track and not hoping that Vinny or Rocco don't take RT's knee out.

The Rev has to second your assessment of swimming, RT.  The Rev just got a membership to LA fitness, and has started swimming laps because jogging is too rough on the poor Rev's knees.  Swimming will kick one's buttocks.  But it's so nice to see improvement.  The first day The Rev could barely make it one length of the pool without The burn and losing air.  Now the Rev can swim 200 meters non-stop.  The Rev is shooting for 500 meters non-stop and will then start working on speed.

Today's workout was interrupted by a friendasaurus who came in and raised the water level a foot or so.

This reminds The Rev...after 10 a.m. Mass today, The Revwas stopped by a girl he calls, "Fat Mary."  She is sister to other genetic defects known to The Rev as Grendel and Ogre.  she tried to make small talk.  The Rev wasn't having it.  She shoved her phone into The Rev's hands and asked for Rev's phone number.  Fearing cooties and being crushed by this prime example of friendasaurus, The Rev demurred.  The Rev didn't really know what to say so he said, "Um...I'm already going out with some friends tonight for New Years."
"I won't just call tonight."
The Rev's throat tighened and his saliva became pre-puke bitter.  The Rev was not thinking fast.  He was blind-sided by Fatty's audacity.  The Rev hemmed and hawed.  Finally she said, "You don't want to give me your number?"
"No. Not really. No." replied Rev in a cold sweat.
Fat Mary put her phone back in her bag, tired to make some more small talk and The Rev drove away shaken.

The Rev said a litle prayer, "Lord, if I ever get so desperate as to even consider her human, please strike me down with lightning."

This girl also presumes that she can walk up and hug The Rev.  Rev doesn't like assault huggers.  The Rev is protective of his personal space.

+K for having the ballz to tell her no....

[superman57]

RT doubts he could hang with 18 year olds now that he is 34 and not in "football" shape. RT's workouts these days consist of alot of swimming....RT has found doing laps in the pool is the complete body workout..it's amazing. Great cardio and works the muscles. 30 minutes straight of laps will kick your azz..Remember in Rock III where Apollo has Rocky in the pool? "You gonna use muscles you ain't never knew you had Rock".

...besides, if RT was going to hang in Yonkers, it's going to be at the horse track and not hoping that Vinny or Rocco don't take RT's knee out.

The Rev has to second your assessment of swimming, RT.  The Rev just got a membership to LA fitness, and has started swimming laps because jogging is too rough on the poor Rev's knees.  Swimming will kick one's buttocks.  But it's so nice to see improvement.  The first day The Rev could barely make it one length of the pool without The burn and losing air.  Now the Rev can swim 200 meters non-stop.  The Rev is shooting for 500 meters non-stop and will then start working on speed.

Today's workout was interrupted by a friendasaurus who came in and raised the water level a foot or so.

This reminds The Rev...after 10 a.m. Mass today, The Revwas stopped by a girl he calls, "Fat Mary."  She is sister to other genetic defects known to The Rev as Grendel and Ogre.  she tried to make small talk.  The Rev wasn't having it.  She shoved her phone into The Rev's hands and asked for Rev's phone number.  Fearing cooties and being crushed by this prime example of friendasaurus, The Rev demurred.  The Rev didn't really know what to say so he said, "Um...I'm already going out with some friends tonight for New Years."
"I won't just call tonight."
The Rev's throat tighened and his saliva became pre-puke bitter.  The Rev was not thinking fast.  He was blind-sided by Fatty's audacity.  The Rev hemmed and hawed.  Finally she said, "You don't want to give me your number?"
"No. Not really. No." replied Rev in a cold sweat.
Fat Mary put her phone back in her bag, tired to make some more small talk and The Rev drove away shaken.

The Rev said a litle prayer, "Lord, if I ever get so desperate as to even consider her human, please strike me down with lightning."

This girl also presumes that she can walk up and hug The Rev.  Rev doesn't like assault huggers.  The Rev is protective of his personal space.

+K for having the ballz to tell her no....

agreed +k for having the ballz to say no to my sister you JERK....just kidding...my sister is only 9....next time you should do the old false number...that way you don't have to be mean n church...your mean after church

[Knightstalker]

Rev, you should have given the F'asauraus the phone number of an old college buddy or hs friend.  KS and some of his buddies had one friend who was a chubby chaser, we used to tell the F'asaurai that we were him and give his number all the time.  KS thinks his buddy got more than any of us because he was not very discriminating in his tastes.

KS is wondering if Desmond Howard is going to become the college football version of Cylde Frazier.  KS is watching gameday and Howard is creating words and new usages of words as he talks.

['gro]

Fantasy Football recap

LLPPFFL
1st - Pool Boy (TDT)
2nd - LakeMinnetonkaCruise (Apple Jack)
3rd - Miracle 'Gro (gro)

top 3 teams end up finishing in the top 3... not bad. Pool Boy got the gift of all gifts vs. LD11 with a stat correction giving him the win. Congrats pool boy, you have won 17 pounds of lint from gro's dryer. Its in the mail.

Gro's $FFL
2 time defending champ 'gro finished in 2nd place... woulda coulda shoulda won it all. Yahoo failed to report that Ron Dayne wasn't going to play. Even with Dayne's goose egg gro only lost by 15 points... Joey Galloway would have been his replacement at the W/R spot and he scored 20 points.  Good riddance FF until next season.

[superman57]

Steven Jackson Caused superman to go to second place...was quite painful...was in first for a long time

[mattvsmith]

Rev, you should have given the F'asauraus the phone number of an old college buddy or hs friend.  KS and some of his buddies had one friend who was a chubby chaser, we used to tell the F'asaurai that we were him and give his number all the time.  KS thinks his buddy got more than any of us because he was not very discriminating in his tastes.

Even in his angriest and cruelest moments, The Rev could not do such a thing to a friend as giving his phone number to the Mother of all Friendasauri.  Seriously, this Fuglysaurus is truly naseating.  Today there was a mass for the Circumcision of Our Lord (this old school).  When she walked in and sat down a couple pews in front of Rev, he shuddered and felt a shift in the Force.  Then The Rev was standing there talking to a coule other guys after Mass, and Fuglysaurus touched the Rev's shoulder.  The Rev's arm is still numb.  It's as if The Rev were Frodo getting nailed by some kind of evil Modor blade or something.  The Rev wishes he could boil his shoulder to sterilize it after being violated by the Fuglysaurus.

Nauseating.

The Rev has, thanks in part to LLPP, Inc.'s emotional support, decided that next time Fuglysaurus moves in for an assault hug, he will stiff-arm her and straight up tell her that trying to hug The Rev is very presumptuous.  Perhaps the Rev can tell her she is being "forward" and "immodest."  since she is the holy-roller type, this should set her back and make her think a little.  The Rev needs to be freed from this burden of having a fat, ugly, pustulent fuglysaurus chasing him.

As you can see, this vexes the Rev greatly.  The worst part is, it makes The Rev wonder if he is seen by the pretty girls there as being a male Friendasaurus?

[Frank Rossi]

I'll give Fox guts points in their new entry into the BCS Bowl contract -- Barry Switzer and Jimmy Johnson on the same pregame show.  $10 on Johnson if they have a battle royale on the set...

[Senor RedTackle]

boy..if anyone has been watching this Boise St/Okalahoma game, what a barnburner...

[superman57]

O MY F'ING GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOISE FREAKING STATE!!!!!!!!!! that play has to be quite possibly the best play in bcs history

[Frank Rossi]

The Statue of Liberty on a college two-point conversion.  Great choice of play, even from the 3-yard line.  See, that's the right use of the two-point conversion -- when the other team can't respond, so it's do or die.  I was actually surprised they didn't go for the two after the final TD in regulation with seven seconds left.  BSU looked very winded, and the first play from scrimmage for Oklahoma may have proven that further (Peterson untouched for a TD).  Congrats BSU!

[The Truth 00]

unflippinbelievable....i'm at a loss for words with that game. holy crap.

[gordonmann]

Awesome game with a bonus Disney ending when the running back proposed to the head chearleader.

That'll be tough to top the rest of the way.

[Pat Coleman]

Indeed.

And, it ended after 1 a.m., so the majority of America missed it.

[Frank Rossi]

Indeed.

And, it ended after 1 a.m., so the majority of America missed it.

That assumes the majority of America resides in the Eastern Time Zone.

[Pat Coleman]

That assumes that midnight is not late in the Central Time Zone.