FB: Liberty League

[JT]

pbr could never figure who thought she might have any kind of singing voice...she sounds like verne on that vh1 reality show when he was drunk and passed out making that weird f'n noise while sleeping a cross between snoring/speaking in your sleep

JT's reading perhaps the definitive Beatle book 900 pages (leftover from European cruise).  JT's up to the part where John meets Yoko "the artist".  Very 60's counter culture BS.  One "piece" of hers involved a step ladder in which one had to carry a magnifying glass to read the word "YES" in black letters on the ceiling.

Maybe all the LSD trips gave Lennon insight into this crap.  He actually encouraged that primal wailing right after the Beatles broke up.  Thankfully it didn't continue for long.  She would have really f'ed up the song Imagine.

['gro]

wow Yoko.... wow.  That was a good jam until she stepped in.  I think they remade that clip into a full length movie...

[labart96]

TGP has decided dat for da rest of da week, he must talk and type as a Bearsssssssss Super Fan.

http://evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6203

TGP may even grow a Ditka mustache tah complete da transssssssformation.

Ey, someone get TGP some Olde Style!

Prediction for da game: Bearssss: two hunnert forty two, Coltssss: negative seven.

It will be the first negative offensive prafoermensssssse in da Superbowlssss. Da Cawch will come out of retirement and score four touchdownssss - all rushing, despite da hip replacementsssss. He will have 600 all purposssse yahrds.

Bear Down!

[labart96]

So JT and FMJT were flipping channels last night when he stumbled upon a PBS showing of the Rolling Stones "Rock and Roll Circus" circa 1968, but not released until the 90's.  Basically a major jam session with the big British acts of the day: Stones, The Who, Eric Clapton, John Lennon.  Pretty cool DVD with one exception.  The highlight or lowlight is Yoko Ono corrupting a nice little R&B jam with her avant garde wailing.  Basically sounds like a cat in heat.  Small wonder the Beatles broke up.  Could any one of the LLPP hang with their friend with a wife like this?

JT figured it had to be on youtube, check out the violin player giving John Lennon the eye, hoping he'll shut her up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GPP-ZeXNQc


Here another clip where John's jamming with Chuck Berry and Yoko ruins another great jam.  Berry about wants to kill her:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XquQOME1Zs


BTW guess how JT woke up FMJT for work this morning:

JT: AAAHHHHHHHH YEAAAAAHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH YEAHAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

Man was she pissed.... JT couldn't stop laughing.

If da cawch wassss in da beatles, he would have kicked da crap out of da Yoko.

[Touchdown Tommy]

TDT still nearly pees himself when he sees this vid....

http://youtube.com/watch?v=C3NDiMorX-o

Don't forget to watch all the way to the end... 

['gro]

Re: barbaro

according to sportcenter... barbaro did not produce any offspring, WTF? How much did his owner spend to try to heal this horse and he didn't put any seed on ice?

If gro was anywhere near that horse's stable he would be one very rich man with 2 very sore forearms¹. Gro would have a "going out of business sale" and would make millions!!!!


1. That joke was borrowed from Regulator, Inc.

[PBR...]

and dont forget the bite marks on your back gro....

[Senor RedTackle]

they need to put restrictions on who can win lotto..

1) the case for age restriction
http://news.aol.com/topnews/articles/_a/254-million-lottery-winner-claims-money/20070129162509990001?ncid=NWS00010000000001

2) the case for white trash (notice the town/state)
http://news.aol.com/topnews/articles/_a/hard-luck-lottery-winner-says-hes-broke/20070112125509990001

['gro]

and dont forget the bite marks on your back gro....

haha already gave you +k in the 24hr time zone... owe you one.

"I just felt bad for her, I kinda felt bad for the horse."

Re: Lottery. Yeah what the hell people? Why can't gro win? (actually, gro rarely plays the lotto unless it gets way up in the triple digits) Hopefully winner #1 immediately filled out a will after winning all that loot.  The guy from WV is a complete scumbag who surrounded himself with bigger scumbags after he won. If you're going to surround yourself with scumbags, at least let them be rich scumbags and not west virginia strippers.  just a word to the wise.

[Senor RedTackle]

If you're going to surround yourself with scumbags, at least let them be rich scumbags and not west virginia strippers.  just a word to the wise.

...not so fast my friend. RT did a search on WV strippers..here's what came up

[JT]

and dont forget the bite marks on your back gro....

haha already gave you +k in the 24hr time zone... owe you one.

"I just felt bad for her, I kinda felt bad for the horse."

Re: Lottery. Yeah what the hell people? Why can't gro win? (actually, gro rarely plays the lotto unless it gets way up in the triple digits) Hopefully winner #1 immediately filled out a will after winning all that loot.  The guy from WV is a complete scumbag who surrounded himself with bigger scumbags after he won. If you're going to surround yourself with scumbags, at least let them be rich scumbags and not west virginia strippers.  just a word to the wise.

JT guesses that stupid people play the lottery more often than smart people.  JT hasn't made his millions.... yet.  JT knows what to do with money investment-wise.  Like Gro, JT will throw a $5 at the 100+ mil lotteries.

This wouldn't be JT's strategy, but this one below is idiot proof:

$113,000,000

Move to State with no income tax:  Alaska, Florida, Nevada, South Dakota, Texas, Washington, and Wyoming.

Buy a $2,500,000 estate
Buy two luxury cars $200,000
Gifts to relatives and friends: $5,000,000

Remaining balance $105,300,000

Invest in A rated Federal Tax Free Bonds

3% - $3,159,000 per year tax free

4% - $4,212,000 per year tax free

5% - $5,265,000 per year tax free

[Regulator]

JT-

I see NO love for the LLPP or Regs boat fund in your breakdown...
Come on....when you need a mancation from wyoming, you can come here....I will take you out on the yacht you are funding.

Please make said changes immediately.
Thx,
Mgmt

[Touchdown Tommy]

Mr. Regulator: TDT believes that JT will just hire you to be his Skipper and Pool Boy while the yacht is in port.  JT brings up a very important point about state income tax.  TDT thinks that the LLPP, Inc. should establish its HeadQuarters in either Nevada (for obvious reasons) or South Fla.  The government will NOT get our money.

[Senor RedTackle]

JT-

I see NO love for the LLPP or Regs boat fund in your breakdown...
Come on....when you need a mancation from wyoming, you can come here....I will take you out on the yacht you are funding.

Please make said changes immediately.
Thx,
Mgmt

RT wanted to share his own boat, since he's heard so much about Reg's. RT downsized from his 28' Searay in '05 to his 22' bowrider. More practical. This is from the camp in the 1000 Islands (on the St.Lawrence Seaway)

[JT]

JT-

I see NO love for the LLPP or Regs boat fund in your breakdown...
Come on....when you need a mancation from wyoming, you can come here....I will take you out on the yacht you are funding.

Please make said changes immediately.
Thx,
Mgmt

Sorry Reg.... That example above is what that moron from WV could have done.  JT would definitely throw some cash around the LLPP.  Perhaps a big party too.

JT would do something like this for anything over a net of $20 mil... preferably 50-100 + :

1) Hire the best asset protection organization (trusts, LLC's, holding companies etc).

2) Sell current NJ house.  Buy a nice house on a private golf course in the central Jersey area.

3) Move and establish residency in Florida.  Buy a swank pad $3,000,000 - $5,000,000 on the Emerald Coast.

4) Couple of nice rides $300,000

5) Hire Reg to educate JT on boats and help JT get a nice boat at a good price.

6) Have a kick ass LLPP party

7) Get pilots license -  JT started once but ran out of time and $$$ in the early 90's.

8. Buy a nice waterfront pad in the US VI or Vieques, Puerto Rico

9. Investments -

10% - Timber companies

10% - Corporate Raider JT's read a lot about (dood buys bankrupt companies and turns em around) -  He's a major bondholder of General Motors among other companies.  GM is likely the next huge bankruptcy

15% - Emerging technologies

25% - Real Estate

10% - Tax Free Bonds

5% - futures and commodities

10% - Charitable trust

15% - Venture capital