FB: Liberty League

['gro]

Hey Gro, is there any truth that Derrick Thomas made the list??  hmmmm?

nah, beckham all the way.

Does this mean Gro is an LA Galaxy fan?

if you are referring to the galackssssssey then yes.

Re: LD
Gro doesn't think he's POW (prisoner of woman, write that down) he's just bummed out from the pats losing and taking a hiatus from LLPP.

[PBR...]

btw...pbr was jk about ld being pow....he was trying to get him to stop lurking in the bushes.... here is a little something pbr is going to suggest for his office....

[Touchdown Tommy]

RE: Cheeburger Cheeburger

Just finished a delicious cheeseburger with the BBQ sauce and onion rings on it from my fav local burger joint here in Naples.  Wow what a treat.  GRO I noticed on the back of the menu that they have 2 locations in Chattahoochie.  Might want to give them a whirl over on Gunbarrel Road or Market Street.  Pretty mantastic piece of beef.

RE: Patriots

Da Pats lost almost 2 weeks ago. 

RE: Working out with the wife/significant other

So TDT is busting his tail at the gym tonite and his eye catches some rediculously hot chick running on the treadmill directly in front of him.  So TDT stares at her (nice a$$) from the back while he wheels away on the stationary bike.  Then the boyfriend/husband comes strolling along.  Total dweeb and a huge nerd.  Has this happened to the LLPP, Inc?  Did you get caught?  TDT thinks it should be outlawed that a couple can workout together at the same time at the same gym.  I mean seriously how romantic, throw me a bone.  If I wanna oogle and ogle the chick next to me I should be able to without having some azz pirate clown come to her "rescue".

[mattvsmith]

and dont forget the bite marks on your back gro....

haha already gave you +k in the 24hr time zone... owe you one.

"I just felt bad for her, I kinda felt bad for the horse."

Re: Lottery. Yeah what the hell people? Why can't gro win? (actually, gro rarely plays the lotto unless it gets way up in the triple digits) Hopefully winner #1 immediately filled out a will after winning all that loot.  The guy from WV is a complete scumbag who surrounded himself with bigger scumbags after he won. If you're going to surround yourself with scumbags, at least let them be rich scumbags and not west virginia strippers.  just a word to the wise.

According to an old Stats prof The Rev had, the Powerball ticket breaks even in terms of expected value when the jackpot hits $210 million.

How he figured this out, The Rev does not really care anymore.  It's just good ol' Cliff Claven-ish knowledge.

[mattvsmith]

LONDON, Jan. 30  -- A poll of British men has found 30 percent would give up sex for life for about $2 million,

The Rev wants his $2 million, pronto.

[Knightstalker]

KS is Al Bundy, married with children, ok child.  Where is KS 2 mil?

[mattvsmith]

RE: Working out with the wife/significant other

So TDT is busting his tail at the gym tonite and his eye catches some rediculously hot chick running on the treadmill directly in front of him.  So TDT stares at her (nice a$$) from the back while he wheels away on the stationary bike.  Then the boyfriend/husband comes strolling along.  Total dweeb and a huge nerd.  Has this happened to the LLPP, Inc?  Did you get caught?  TDT thinks it should be outlawed that a couple can workout together at the same time at the same gym.  I mean seriously how romantic, throw me a bone.  If I wanna oogle and ogle the chick next to me I should be able to without having some azz pirate clown come to her "rescue".

The Rev goes to the gym for his daily dose of eye-candy.

The Rev dislikes couples working out together.  The Rev, being a coward, is afraid that someday he will be caught in a full-on stare at some woman's glands or buttocks when her huge boyfriend or husband comes up and knocks The Rev's teeth out.

In the meantime, The Rev continues to stare in wonder at God's creations.

Let The Rev tell you fellas something, and this is theologically sound:
--God created the female to be pleasing to the senses so that having experienced these small joys on earth, we can have some taste of the unending joy that is to come in heaven and strive to find ourselves there.
Yes, indeedily-doo, men...Heaven, a place where there are no friendasaurae.

[Pat Coleman]

Re: barbaro

according to sportcenter... barbaro did not produce any offspring, WTF? How much did his owner spend to try to heal this horse and he didn't put any seed on ice?

If gro was anywhere near that horse's stable he would be one very rich man with 2 very sore forearms¹. Gro would have a "going out of business sale" and would make millions!!!!


1. That joke was borrowed from Regulator, Inc.

My understanding is that thoroughbred racing rules prohibit artificial insemination.

['gro]

My understanding is that thoroughbred racing rules prohibit artificial insemination.

Good to see PC doing research for LLPP. Now that is cliff claven-esque knowledge. It makes sense, thoroghbreds should only be conceived between 2 horses that are totally in love.

On another note... gro never received that callback from Jeopardy. That is messed up. Gro's skills are at jedi master levels. Only blind Eddie T (pat's former co-worker) could beat me.

[PBR...]

gro they are afraid you would beat that geek from utah's all time record and ruin the richie cunningham makes millions feel good story.....and bring the edgy llpp to the floor of jeopardy....btw anyone else watch "i wanna be a white rapper.." on vh1? those guys are awful its like watching a train wreck

[Regulator]

My understanding is that thoroughbred racing rules prohibit artificial insemination.

It makes sense, thoroghbreds should only be conceived between 2 horses that are totally in love.

Gro- BOL....
Too add to your comment....."It's science"
It is FREEZING out!!!! Me fingers are frozen

[JT]

RE: Working out with the wife/significant other

So TDT is busting his tail at the gym tonite and his eye catches some rediculously hot chick running on the treadmill directly in front of him.  So TDT stares at her (nice a$$) from the back while he wheels away on the stationary bike.  Then the boyfriend/husband comes strolling along.  Total dweeb and a huge nerd.  Has this happened to the LLPP, Inc?  Did you get caught?  TDT thinks it should be outlawed that a couple can workout together at the same time at the same gym.  I mean seriously how romantic, throw me a bone.  If I wanna oogle and ogle the chick next to me I should be able to without having some azz pirate clown come to her "rescue".

JT and FMJT used to go to the gym together.  We did the same machines/stations (JT heavier weights, lower reps.....FMJT lower weights, higher reps).  Did our workout and left.  Now our work gigs make going to a gym a real inconvenience. We've started working out at home.

At the gym we never really worried about who was looking where, but it is nice working out at home now.  No wasted time waiting for some dood or chick hogging a machine for 5 sets and not letting us work in.

[PBR...]

the person pbr does not like being around at the gym is the perpetual "float an air biscuit guy..." no matter what machine they are on their grunting inevitably leads them to dropping a bomb....come on there is such a thing as bean-x in the world

[icgrad87]

Re: barbaro

according to sportcenter... barbaro did not produce any offspring, WTF? How much did his owner spend to try to heal this horse and he didn't put any seed on ice?

If gro was anywhere near that horse's stable he would be one very rich man with 2 very sore forearms¹. Gro would have a "going out of business sale" and would make millions!!!!


1. That joke was borrowed from Regulator, Inc.

My understanding is that thoroughbred racing rules prohibit artificial insemination.

My understanding is that thoroughbred racing rules prohibit artificial insemination.

Good to see PC doing research for LLPP. Now that is cliff claven-esque knowledge. It makes sense, thoroghbreds should only be conceived between 2 horses that are totally in love.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16890406/

But he was so loved by the public, we've always said we wanted him in a place where people could visit," Gretchen Jackson said. "It wouldn't feel right with people coming in and out of here."
The Jacksons are thankful the Derby museum and the horse park are interested in helping, but burying Barbaro's ashes at a local racing museum is appealing, too.
One issue Jackson cleared up is that no sperm was taken from Barbaro before he was euthanized. Precise rules have been established that thoroughbreds must breed with mares naturally.
"We don't even know if he was potent," Jackson said. "It would be great to have his babies, but it won't happen."
Richardson said future fertility would have been a bonus, but "we only were interested in saving his life."

[JT]

the person pbr does not like being around at the gym is the perpetual "float an air biscuit guy..." no matter what machine they are on their grunting inevitably leads them to dropping a bomb....come on there is such a thing as bean-x in the world

Other gym issues:

1) Puddle of sweat guy - He doesn't towel of equipment, nor does he grab the disinfectant

2) Anyone that does more that 5 sets - increase your weight and lower your sets asshole.

3) The Screamer -  a little grunting or heavy breathing is OK.  But this guy sounds like he's getting stabbed. RE: Breathing - shouldn't sound like a steam engine.  I shouldn't be able to hear you from the other room.

4) Roid heads

5) The stinky guy - Take $50 go to Wal Mart and get a weeks supply of gear.  Using a washing machine more often.  You wore that already this week.

6) Any fat guy offering advice on how to get lean or cut.

7) Women who are wearing a lot of perfume.

8. Too sick guy - This guy can't miss a workout no matter what.  Infects all who use equipment after him.