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[Knightstalker]

Aupairs are generally fairly cheap so it is worth it.

KS was just on the basketball boards, general basketball, best attendance.  People over there are starting to post in the third person.  KS thinks people are lurking on LLPP and going to other boards trying to be cool.

[Regulator]

real world cast member breaks into late night cinemax lineup

From the sports guy on ESPN:

Q: I was cruising through the channels last night and came across a program on Cinemax called "The Erotic Traveler." After watching for a few minutes I almost had a heart attack when I realized the naked chick dry humping was none other than Tonya Cooley, alum of the "Real World." So it seems the inevitable has happened in that Tonya was the first (but probably not last) Real Worlder to wind up in porn.
--Tyler, Greensboro, N.C.

SG: Near the end of last week, I started getting a steady stream of e-mails about this, with every reader using the same "I was cruising though the channels last night" excuse (yeah, right). It's nice to know that there's a definitive link between my readers and soft-core porn. Anyway, I did some investigating (the exact title of the show is "Erotic Traveler 2"), set my TiVo for Friday night's replay and -- wouldn't you know it? -- the reports were true! Not only does Tonya get naked and do the fake sex thing, she stars in the episode, does some acting (she's as bad as you'd think) and films multiple fake sex scenes. It's riveting and disturbing and creepy and everything else you can imagine. More importantly, the barrier has finally been busted down -- we're going to look back some day and realize that Tonya was the Jackie Robinson of the "reality stars breaking into soft-core porn" wave. So maybe her life did have some meaning.

Gro,

Like you standing outside the ladies bathroom "porta playin" you HAD TO KNOW that Tonya or Trichelle was going to be the first real squireller to get into the soft core bidness....actually, if they offered either of them money to form a "poo-wrestling" league, they would probably do that too.

Reg FINALLY has power back today.....this has really thrown off my entire SHIZZ.

The best western is NOT the choice hotel of Reg and MR.....however, happened to be the only thing available.

['gro]

The best western is NOT the choice hotel of Reg and MR.....however, happened to be the only thing available.

BLASPHEMY!!
Have you forgotten the Best Western Del Coronado in Panama City Beach??  Room "one tweezy"!!!




seriously, how can you mention "porta playin" and diss the best western in the same post? inconceiveable!!

[Sir Spiedie]

Aupairs are generally fairly cheap so it is worth it.

KS was just on the basketball boards, general basketball, best attendance.  People over there are starting to post in the third person.  KS thinks people are lurking on LLPP and going to other boards trying to be cool.

Memo to Knightstalker--The Nanny is not the expensive part--It's the Alimony and Child Support . Unless you are fond of Ramen Noodles.

[JT]

real world cast member breaks into late night cinemax lineup

From the sports guy on ESPN:

Q: I was cruising through the channels last night and came across a program on Cinemax called "The Erotic Traveler." After watching for a few minutes I almost had a heart attack when I realized the naked chick dry humping was none other than Tonya Cooley, alum of the "Real World." So it seems the inevitable has happened in that Tonya was the first (but probably not last) Real Worlder to wind up in porn.
--Tyler, Greensboro, N.C.

SG: Near the end of last week, I started getting a steady stream of e-mails about this, with every reader using the same "I was cruising though the channels last night" excuse (yeah, right). It's nice to know that there's a definitive link between my readers and soft-core porn. Anyway, I did some investigating (the exact title of the show is "Erotic Traveler 2"), set my TiVo for Friday night's replay and -- wouldn't you know it? -- the reports were true! Not only does Tonya get naked and do the fake sex thing, she stars in the episode, does some acting (she's as bad as you'd think) and films multiple fake sex scenes. It's riveting and disturbing and creepy and everything else you can imagine. More importantly, the barrier has finally been busted down -- we're going to look back some day and realize that Tonya was the Jackie Robinson of the "reality stars breaking into soft-core porn" wave. So maybe her life did have some meaning.

Speaking of RW/RR alumns Beth Stolarczyk celebrated her 38th birthday of Feb 14th.  She's been a reality star er hanger-on for 15 years.

[realistic]

real world cast member breaks into late night cinemax lineup

From the sports guy on ESPN:

Q: I was cruising through the channels last night and came across a program on Cinemax called "The Erotic Traveler." After watching for a few minutes I almost had a heart attack when I realized the naked chick dry humping was none other than Tonya Cooley, alum of the "Real World." So it seems the inevitable has happened in that Tonya was the first (but probably not last) Real Worlder to wind up in porn.
--Tyler, Greensboro, N.C.

SG: Near the end of last week, I started getting a steady stream of e-mails about this, with every reader using the same "I was cruising though the channels last night" excuse (yeah, right). It's nice to know that there's a definitive link between my readers and soft-core porn. Anyway, I did some investigating (the exact title of the show is "Erotic Traveler 2"), set my TiVo for Friday night's replay and -- wouldn't you know it? -- the reports were true! Not only does Tonya get naked and do the fake sex thing, she stars in the episode, does some acting (she's as bad as you'd think) and films multiple fake sex scenes. It's riveting and disturbing and creepy and everything else you can imagine. More importantly, the barrier has finally been busted down -- we're going to look back some day and realize that Tonya was the Jackie Robinson of the "reality stars breaking into soft-core porn" wave. So maybe her life did have some meaning.

Gro,

Like you standing outside the ladies bathroom "porta playin" you HAD TO KNOW that Tonya or Trichelle was going to be the first real squireller to get into the soft core bidness....actually, if they offered either of them money to form a "poo-wrestling" league, they would probably do that too.

Reg FINALLY has power back today.....this has really thrown off my entire SHIZZ.

The best western is NOT the choice hotel of Reg and MR.....however, happened to be the only thing available.

I gotta say I am a little surprised that it wasn't Trischelle.  The Vegas footage that never aired could have been its own movie.  Was she the first Reality TV pregnency scare? 

[Rico 21]

It's 10:15 CST and only 3 posts out of the LLPP...   WTF?   Certainly (hopefully) you're not all that hard at work.  Rico needs his daily pick me up from your posts!

[PBR...]

pbr is digging out of the snow/ice .....finally getting back to normal.....

[labart96]

not a lot of material b/f the 3 day dead president's weekend.

prob just as well since tgp has had a hellish, but good week, so happy hour is on like donkey kong tonight.  tgp is seriously considering kicking it off with a maker's neat and heading downhill from there. 

in other LL news -
there's a big game 2nite in the LLBB - RPI Enginegros vs. the Bart "can't make no lays up" men.

tgp (fortunately) doesn't know much about the history of RPI's bb program, but Bart has had an interesting couple of years (real world esque you might say).  alumni coach returns to program, builds bart bb program back up to a contender - even gets the team into the NCAAs for the 1st time in history, then mysteriously resigns under suspicious circumstances (rumor had it that coach tried to go cinemax style with a ws student - yikes!)

needless to say, bart went back to the ll basement and recently hired yet another alumni coach "izzy" (yes, that's his name).  since coach iz has got wit tha shizz, bart has been not great, but good enough to pull a few upsets and is mathematically still alive for the LL tourney going into tonight's rpi game.

other wise, tgp is looking forward to catching part of the weos broadcast of the bart-cuse game.  let's go for 2 in a row!

WTF story of the day (just b/c it's both stupid and funny):

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070216/ap_on_en_mu/people_bono

[realistic]

TGP - Izzy Metz, right?  He's a good guy...got to know him some when he was at Cornell.

RPI also has a big hockey weekend with #1 and #2 teams in the ECAC comin down from the North Country for RPI and Union.

['gro]

3 day weekend my azz... only students and state workers get prez day off.  Now I know LD is on sabatical (sp), but where is Reg?   Gro Malone is sitting here waiting for Reg Stockton to pass him the rock.

[Touchdown Tommy]

Enginegro: That is easy.  It's Friday.  He is helping Mrs. Regulator put together a desk.  It's science.

REG: Miami Int'l Boat Show this weekend.  If you haven't been it is a must.  The rigs they have are UNREAL.  I mean the mega mega yachts are in the water (prolly 5-100 million) and the cruisers/fishing boats/ciggy boats are inside the convention center.  Right on South Beach it is redic.

[Regulator]

Enginegro: That is easy.  It's Friday.  He is helping Mrs. Regulator put together a desk.  It's science.

REG: Miami Int'l Boat Show this weekend.  If you haven't been it is a must.  The rigs they have are UNREAL.  I mean the mega mega yachts are in the water (prolly 5-100 million) and the cruisers/fishing boats/ciggy boats are inside the convention center.  Right on South Beach it is redic.

TDT,
My weekend pass of debauchery must have been lost in the mail.  What's up with no invite for Reg?  You know you can't get a hotel room within 30 miles of that show!

[labart96]

TGP - Izzy Metz, right?  He's a good guy...got to know him some when he was at Cornell.

Yep

[JT]

So JT keeps hearing about how crazy and determined the Iraqi insurgents are.  And JT was thinking they don't even know what crazy or determined is.

Good ol' USA is chock full of crazies: Doing time, in pyscho hospitals, gang bangers.  What if we could unload about 5,000 or 10,000 on em?

Give em whatever weapons and drugs they need.  Give the gang bangers territory in the insurgent areas.  Tell the big man/men from jail, he can have all the Iraqi men he can handle.  Let the crazies do what they do best, especially those Dahmer people eater doods.  Imagine Al Jezzera rolling footage on a BBQ featuring some insurgents being eaten or getting slammed by Bubba.

How soon would it be over?  Months?

JT knows it ain't possible, but sometimes ya gotta think outside the box.