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[mattvsmith]

GRO: Regulator owns you dood.  Better step up your game...

RE: JetBlue

Any members of LLPP get stuck someplace around the lower 48 because of these clowns?  Seriously what is this Amature hour?  This isn't kiddie games.  Shouldn't take 6-7 days to recover from a snowstorm....

The Rev is wondering why everyone is down on JetBlue, when all they did is the same as every other airline has done.  Most other airlines can fake it because they have larger systems, yet no airline ever tries to make amends with their passengers.  At least Jet Blue is trying to set things right after they f-ed everything up.  Had it been United, they would have charged passengers extra for sitting on the tarmac and called a it a fuel surcharge...and then lost the baggage.

The Rev wishes that all U.S. carriers would go out of business.  They are all whores and they run their organizations in ways that would have sent other businesses six feet under after the first month, and then they rely on the government to prop them up.  In the meantime they blame their problems on the very governmental organizations that prop them up, and then they STILL lose money.

Airlines can go to hell. 

...but Jet Blue is The Rev's favorite. Great seat pitch, DirecTV, youngish flight attendants, and killer snacks.

The Rev's least favorite:

--United: got The Rev to volunteer to get bounced off a flight to Seoul and put him on a Singapore Air flight 1/2 hour later.  Great deal!  But Rev asked fgate agent: Will my baggage be on the United or Singapore flight?  Will it be there in Seoul when I arrive?  "Of course!"  It wasn't.  Three days in Seoul with no clean clothes until a KOREN AIR employee tracked my bag down only to learn that it was still sitting on the tarmac in SFO.  The Rev sends a letter to United asking "WTF?" and gets NO response.  The Rev pleads you not to fly United. Let these suckers go under as they deserve.

--Southwest: Cattle car.  Annoying flight attendants.  Look, Rev want a flight, not some doofus singing show tunes over the PA.  The Rev also dislikes the fact that Southwest made it possible for people who should be riding a bus to ride a plane.  Now every non-showering, sweatsuit wearing, non-toothbrushing dirtball flies and seems to come through my line and need a pat-down.

--Northwest: Flight attendants are old hags, crappy service, expensive.  The Rev plans to use his 123,000 miles, and then never fly them again.

[Regulator]

RE: Ownage
Reg knows something that Gro doesn't know?!?  What's up with that?

RE: Jet Blue-
Seriously I agree TDT.  If Reg got stuck bc of an airplane I would find the COO of said airline and force him to drive me home.

TDT- I didnt follow up on this last week, but you mentioned you took out a tub in favor of a "shower only".  Aren't there negative effects on the selling price of a house that you do that to?

Did you go all crazy with tile and spray nozzles everywhere?  I saw a ceiling mout sprayer this weekend on one of those flip that house shows.....it looked pretty cool.  How great is it when these cats buy houses, try to flip them, fail and lose money?  Reg loves it!

[Regulator]

GRO: Regulator owns you dood.  Better step up your game...

RE: JetBlue

Any members of LLPP get stuck someplace around the lower 48 because of these clowns?  Seriously what is this Amature hour?  This isn't kiddie games.  Shouldn't take 6-7 days to recover from a snowstorm....

--Southwest: Cattle car.  Annoying flight attendants.  Look, Rev want a flight, not some doofus singing show tunes over the PA.  The Rev also dislikes the fact that Southwest made it possible for people who should be riding a bus to ride a plane.  Now every non-showering, sweatsuit wearing, non-toothbrushing dirtball flies and seems to come through my line and need a pat-down.

I'll tell you what Rev, even though SW may be a cattle car, the Reg prefers them over ANY other domestic airline......"Why would you want to fly SW Reg, the people suck, and they are trailer trash....".you may ask
Simple, they usually have the best flights (speaking in terms of non-stops) they are RARELY late, and I have had excellent luck with them.  That is well wort the 2 hours I have to spend in a plane with the lady wearing perfume that is making my eyes water and the clown on the PA telling jokes that make me barf.

So keep hating on SW......Just know that it's not as bad as you think.

[Regulator]

RE: picking up chicks when the odds are like 100:1

In the Revs last post he mentioned that he likes Jet Blue partially because of the youngish flight attendants. (and for other reasons)

This brings up a good topic for discussion in the LLPP.......
How is it that some dudes think that they can run game on chicks that have to deal with other dudes running game on them all day?  I mean dude do you SERIOUSLY think that the hooters waitress is in to you?  Do you know how many guys today alone tried to set up shop here?  Oh what about that smokin hot (well at least for being in an airplane) flight attendant, do you think that you are the first guy who has played the "funny guy trying to score" role?  Maybe you could get her digits between the time that she gives out the peanuts and the time she collects all of the plastic cups in a garbage bag.

Reg always gets a big kick out of guys doing this.......particularly at hooters or with a bartender......

Rev, even though I mentioned your name, I definately don't think you are one of these guys......but you guys must have friends that arae always like "Dood, this girl was all over me!!!....You should have seen her!! I am IN!"

[Touchdown Tommy]

Mr. Regulator: Well this is a very unique real estate market.  Millions of snowbirds, antiques (old old retirees), and Baby Boomers who own or are buying 2nd/3rd/17th homes.  The condominiums haven't been "flipped" just yet but will be within the next 2-3 yrs.  Old people can't move well.  They aren't flexible.  We've found they actually prefer the small step to get in/out of the shower as opposed to the large step into/out of a standard tub.  As for the tile/body sprays well each property is unique and at varying price points.  So while one was a "budget" tile with a small listello (border about eye level) with your standard Home Depot fixtures, the other was a higher end polished porcelain (very similar to marble looking) with an inlaid mosaic and 3 body sprays in addition to the shower head.  Very important to set your property apart from the competition especially in this time of real estate slowdown and excess inventory.  We all know that Bathrooms and Kitchens sell homes.

RE: Southwest Airlines

TDT has never flown them.  Aren't they famous for being the "niche" airline?  Like they try to fly into smaller "2nd tier" airports.  REG is obviously a big fan bc they fly into/out of BWI which is close to the stomping grounds for dirt cheap fare.  TDT has heard that they have no assigned seats.  Can some member of the LLPP elaborate on this?  This would make TDT uncomfortable.  I want MY seat.  Don't wanna fight for the front row or be in line 6.7 hours before departure so I am not stuck with a middle seat.

['gro]

Gro's only beef with southwest is the open seating causes the flyers to become jerks....


EDIT... TDT when you check in at the airport you get a boarding pass with A, B, or C then at the gate they seat in those groups.  So you get jerkoffs sitting ON THE FLOOR FOR HOURS in the "A" line when group A is going to get a window/aisle seat anyway, same for group B and C, except B might get a window/aisle and group C has no chance in hell.  So when its time to board obviosly the feeble and those with children go first... I swear there are healthy people that  bring canes with them on purpose to get seated 1st.  So these cats get on the plane in groups, sit anywhere they want... and totally screw up the overhead storage.... so when it's your turn to board, you either have some schmuck going back up the aisle to a different seat or there's no room left in the overhead by the time you find a seat.  When gro gets his seat... he inhales to expand to 2.35 times his normal 2XL size and puts on the mean mug straight out of chloe's closet on 24.  Gro usually doesn't have a buddy on SW flights.

Gro spent 3 months going back and forth from Albany to Nashville erry week via southwest, with a stop in Baltimore. This is back when you got your ABC boarding pass at the gate. Spent a lot of time in line in B'more waiting to get that "A" pass.  Funny thing is this was all company travel (free) but SW had the best times so he stuck it out all summer. In the end Gro was like Bill Murray in groundhog day:

"In case this flight becomes a cruise (wait for laugh) your seat can be used as a floatation device"

Gro doesn't see that much of a difference in SW's prices vs. other airlines but gro almost always has a connection. SW's direct flights are the ones that save.

[Touchdown Tommy]

RE: picking up chicks when the odds are like 100:1

In the Revs last post he mentioned that he likes Jet Blue partially because of the youngish flight attendants. (and for other reasons)

This brings up a good topic for discussion in the LLPP.......
How is it that some dudes think that they can run game on chicks that have to deal with other dudes running game on them all day?  I mean dude do you SERIOUSLY think that the hooters waitress is in to you?  Do you know how many guys today alone tried to set up shop here?  Oh what about that smokin hot (well at least for being in an airplane) flight attendant, do you think that you are the first guy who has played the "funny guy trying to score" role?  Maybe you could get her digits between the time that she gives out the peanuts and the time she collects all of the plastic cups in a garbage bag.

Reg always gets a big kick out of guys doing this.......particularly at hooters or with a bartender......

Rev, even though I mentioned your name, I definately don't think you are one of these guys......but you guys must have friends that arae always like "Dood, this girl was all over me!!!....You should have seen her!! I am IN!"

Easy for MARRIED Reguhater to say....Speaking of which, might be time to EXPLAIN to LLPP, Inc. how you met Mrs. Reg.  Gro keep him honest and interject as needed so no bullsh!t ensues...

[Regulator]

RE: Southwest Airlines

TDT has never flown them.  Aren't they famous for being the "niche" airline?  Like they try to fly into smaller "2nd tier" airports.  REG is obviously a big fan bc they fly into/out of BWI which is close to the stomping grounds for dirt cheap fare.  TDT has heard that they have no assigned seats.  Can some member of the LLPP elaborate on this?  This would make TDT uncomfortable.  I want MY seat.  Don't wanna fight for the front row or be in line 6.7 hours before departure so I am not stuck with a middle seat.

RE: Showers: Understood for the reason of low step.  MR has it in "our" plans to flip the master bath. 

RE: SW not having assigned seats.  They have really improved the way they do seating assignments.  They have A, B, & C lines.  Years ago it was whoever got to the airport first got the good A tickets.....now they let you check in 24 ahead of time online.....this way you can show up at the last possible minute but still be in the A line to get a good seat.  Since they have a hub in BWI, like TDT stated.....I prefer them.

RE: How Reg met MR......pretty boring story with the net result meeting at work.  We did the long distance thing for a while then she decided to quit her job and move to crack city, with Reg.  Some say it was the best decision of her life.  (lol, actually I remind her of that at least 5 times a week)

['gro]

RE: How Reg met MR......pretty boring story with the net result meeting at work.  We did the long distance thing for a while then she decided to quit her job and move to crack city, with Reg.  Some say it was the best decision of her life.  (lol, actually I remind her of that at least 5 times a week)

TDT, authenticity confirmed.  The exact details of Reg's strategy in 1st meeting the future MR are a trade secret and not know even by Reg's closest friends. However, Gro's intellegence division has solid evidence to state that Reg did in fact sing to MR some classic early 90's R&B... namely, Shai.



"And if IIIIIIIII ever falllllll, in love agaiiiiiiiiin.... I'll make sure that the lady is a frieeeeeend"

[Touchdown Tommy]

REG, since you are the Official Handyman of the LLPP, TDT is wondering if you install tile, etc.  Are you saying that MR wants to convert from a Tub to a Shower also?  If so, not too tricky, you or a plumber will have to move some plumbing around behind the wall (set up a "shut-off valve" if you so desire) and make the drain bigger or else it will drain too slow for the new shower.

MR sounds a little bit high maintenance.  TDT is glad that REG provides for her.  But did REG realize this during the "chase"??

[Regulator]

REG, since you are the Official Handyman of the LLPP, TDT is wondering if you install tile, etc.  Are you saying that MR wants to convert from a Tub to a Shower also?  If so, not too tricky, you or a plumber will have to move some plumbing around behind the wall (set up a "shut-off valve" if you so desire) and make the drain bigger or else it will drain too slow for the new shower.

MR sounds a little bit high maintenance.  TDT is glad that REG provides for her.  But did REG realize this during the "chase"??

TDT-
Reg actually did all the work in our old kitchen at Regs old house including plumbing, electrical and cabinets.  I don't mind the plumbing, but it is usually a pain in 2nd floor bathrooms, since you have to bust into the floor to get anything worthwhile done. The wall plumbing isn't bad....as long as you ahve someone good doing tile. 
I could do tile, but I am not good at it.  It is way too time consuming to do it correctly so Reg would probably just pay some monkey who doesn't speak english to lay it for him.
Currently, our bathroom is set up with a seperate shower stall in the corner a toilet and then a normal 60" tub with shower.  I have no idea why there are 2 showers in one b-room but MRs plans include some mamoth soaking tub and a larger stand alone shower (preferably steam shower with all the funky nozzles).  Is she high maintenance, nah....not compared to alot of chicks out there.....It is alot easier for her to become picky about certain things because she knows Reg isn't going to ante up the $15 grand to have it done professionally.  She knows the cost is under $3 grand with Reg doing the work.....that is why she sounds high maintenance....
Reg isn't so thrilled about the man hours and work this is going to take.....or else it would have been done already.

PS- MR holds her own in the family financials.  But when Reg breaks out the work boots and hammers, all of the sudden she has 18 other reasons not to join in the grunt work.

[superman57]

Does the man kiss result in a loss of each of their man cards

[Regulator]

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XM & SIRIUS REACH AGREEMENT ON MERGER!!!

['gro]

Does the man kiss result in a loss of each of their man cards

that's when things got weird.... Bavetta could have ridden barkley like a horse and no one would have said anything since they didn't want to get blackballed stoopid tim hardaway.

That still doesn't explain why 2 grown azz men need to smooch after a race... it was surreal. What ever happend to a good slap on the butt?

[superman57]

superman has no issue with two men smooching...superman has an issue with PDA...when on man is 67 years old and other man is 3 bills plus