FB: Liberty League

[JT]

He has been cleared by Ort to lift (w/o heavy shoulder stuff) and his rehab is nearly over. 

Isn't Ort the guy that almost killed LD with his pickle juice recommendation?

['gro]

He has been cleared by Ort to lift (w/o heavy shoulder stuff) and his rehab is nearly over. 

Isn't Ort the guy that almost killed LD with his pickle juice recommendation?

Negative, we had an assitant trainer that year who introduced the team to pickle juice.



gro ended up with 15 tackles that game. I went to thank the assistant trainer for the magic juice and he said, "no gro, the magic was in you the whole time."

true story.

[Regulator]

He has been cleared by Ort to lift (w/o heavy shoulder stuff) and his rehab is nearly over. 

Isn't Ort the guy that almost killed LD with his pickle juice recommendation?

Negative, we had an assitant trainer that year who introduced the team to pickle juice.



gro ended up with 15 tackles that game. I went to thank the assistant trainer for the magic juice and he said, "no gro, the magic was in you the whole time."

true story.

Gro, Only in your magic world does falling on a pile 15 times count as "15 tackles".
Are you sure you weren't drinking magic juice?

EDIT: Reg never drank the magic juice or else he would have claimed 100 yards on 15 carries.  I did however end up with some of LD11's puke on me cleats.

[JT]

He has been cleared by Ort to lift (w/o heavy shoulder stuff) and his rehab is nearly over. 

Isn't Ort the guy that almost killed LD with his pickle juice recommendation?

Negative, we had an assitant trainer that year who introduced the team to pickle juice.



gro ended up with 15 tackles that game. I went to thank the assistant trainer for the magic juice and he said, "no gro, the magic was in you the whole time."

true story.

An assistant trainer is even worse. Ouch!

['gro]

are you calling gro a pile jumper? that is like accusing a singer of lip sync-ing or a midget of wearing thick soled shoes to seem taller... and sir, I am neither of those 3.

JT, no it was ort. Gro added the asst. trainer line because he did a GIS on pickle juice and found the greatest pic of all time.

[JT]

are you calling gro a pile jumper? that is like accusing a singer of lip sync-ing or a midget of wearing thick soled shoes to seem taller... and sir, I am neither of those 3.

JT, no it was ort. Gro added the asst. trainer line because he did a GIS on pickle juice and found the greatest pic of all time.

Nice pic.  Reminds JT of the mis-information spouted by JT's coaches from pop warner through HS.... drink water, don't drink water you'll get cramps, weight gainers (suppliments used to be pretty much all crap until the mid-90's), bad weight lifting advice, etc.

[oxbacker]

anything with vinigar does the same trick...Ox relied heavily on a shot of red wine vinigar or apple cider vinigar for both muscle cramps and soreness.  thats really what pickle juice is anyway...

"I think pickles are cucumbers that sold out. They sold their soul to the devil, and the devil is dill..."

[Lyco80]

NNR,

I am very sorry about your Dad - losing any parent is hard, but losing a great one leaves you with fond memories but the aching desire for future ones.

May you and your family find some peace during this very tough part of life's journey.

From one who stands with you in grief - lost my Dad in 1988.

All The Best

[mattvsmith]

Hope the Good Reverend is putting this to good use today at Phoenix Int'l...

http://www.startribune.com/1513/story/1020785.html

The Rev is thrilled to disclose that he has nothing to do with the new backscatter machine.  The Rev hates looking at these disgusting fatbodies who disgrace his airport as it is.  Rev doesn't need to see said fatties nekkid.

[PBR...]

yeah but rev if a group of korean airline stewardess's came a walking up the rev would be jumping over top of people to get a hold of that tool and calling the girls into the side room...

[mattvsmith]

yeah but rev if a group of korean airline stewardess's came a walking up the rev would be jumping over top of people to get a hold of that tool and calling the girls into the side room...

True.

[Sir Spiedie]

Roundball congrats to the Saints for tourney win and automatic bid!

['gro]

yes, gro did watch some of the NFL combine -- it repeats over and over on the NFL network -- some of these cats need to STOP CHEATING on the bench press!! You took 225 lbs and moved it from your chest upwards 6" 30 times... here's your medal.  Doesn't matter what level of football you played there's always some guy short arming it or bouncing it off their chest like lewdogg bounces quarters off strippers butts.

"MAKE IT RAIN LEWDOGG!!"

[labart96]

And the Oscar for best (LLPP) picture goes to.......

JT!

[mattvsmith]

when it rains, it pours...

For a long, long time, The Rev couldn't even get a postcard in the mail thanking him for applying for a job.  Now The Rev has interview requests pouring in and is a little surprised by the attention.  The most surprising interview is from the City of Phoenix who asked me if I'd like to interview for their Aviation Intern position (better than it sounds).  The Rev applied for that job LAST YEAR, and they are just contacting me now.

Last thursday The Rev interview with the arizona department of transportation aeronautics division, and the interviewers said The Rev is almost as crazy as they are.  the Rev might like this job.  Instead of a company car, there is a company plane that the rev would fly out to various airports.  bad azz.  Now The Rev just needs to get on the ball and finally get his pilot license.

Yesterday, a supervisor at the TSA told Rev to start applying for promotions because I am, without knowing it, in the running for a two or three payband jump.

And now this Phoenix thing comes along.

The Rev isn't tellingyou guys this to brag, because The Rev knows that you all are well set in sucessful career paths.  It's that The Rev has not up to this point.  I have been languishing in the U.S. since returning from Korea in 2001 with mediocre jobs while going to grad school.  And it has been disheartening to spend time and money on a degree that was supposed to give me more opportunities, and then find that I have never been in a poorer position for a job.

Thus, The Rev is just excited about the prospect of finally having the past six years of often genuine suffering finally pay off, and I wanted to share that with you guys. Life is like a football game: the Rev has been getting beat down for the entire first half, but is now coming out of the locker room ready to make a serious come from behind victory.

If I get one of these jobs, then the Asia Town Massage parlour is going to have its best week of business EVER.