FB: Liberty League

[JT]

Rev and LD11: Have u guys seen the latest Quizno's commercial?  Holy ish this baby is tailor made for the LLPP.  They are advertising a Prime Rib Steak Sammich in the piece which is a well documented LD11 fav.  Then at the end an Asian girl (since the Rev loves to chase the Asian tang) says something to the effect of "That's why girls love the meat!!!" No Joke it is unreal.

The Rev will keep his eyes out for said ad.  Thanks for the tip.

Congrats on the new gig.  JT saw the ad over the weekend, and winked at FMJT.  Classic!  The punchline is so obvious, where were the censors? They keep just about every GoDaddy commercial off the air.

[mattvsmith]

Congrats on the new gig and good luck in the apt hunt. 

TGP will keep you posted as a June visit to AZ might be in order with the Red Sox playing a weekend series vs. the D-Backs (TGP already has picked up tix for the San Diego-Boston series).

Right on.  If you do come out for the Bosox series, drop us a line before hand.  Perhaps The Rev can join you for a game or two .

[Sir Spiedie]

Man Oh Manischewitz congratulations to Rev! Don't worry, Spiedie hears it's a dry heat.....

[labart96]

Congrats on the new gig and good luck in the apt hunt. 

TGP will keep you posted as a June visit to AZ might be in order with the Red Sox playing a weekend series vs. the D-Backs (TGP already has picked up tix for the San Diego-Boston series).

Right on.  If you do come out for the Bosox series, drop us a line before hand.  Perhaps The Rev can join you for a game or two .

Will do.  Will likely just be for the Saturday night game, but the tentative plan is:

Early flight into PHX, golf and drinking, drinking, dinner, drinking, game, drinking, hit the bars, boot and rally, "gentleman's clubs", drinking, faceplant.  get up sunday am, consume gigante mexican breakfast burrito, fly back to LA.

['gro]

Reg - Buckhead is kinda trashy, don't know what all the fuss is about that place. Irish pub across the street from CHEESCH-cake factory is ok. Some of the clubs remind me of all sports with the schweary mirrors.  And yeah gro was allowed in mortons and will send you my next poo full of morton's steak goodness via fedex express as proof.


p.s. mega millions, it's on.

[Touchdown Tommy]

REG: The story is still developing.  Should have the details disclosed sometime tomorrow late afternoon/evening.

RE: Boston

TDT knows a bunch of you guys live near Beantown.  Just turned on the Bruins vs. Avalanche hockey game and there is NOBODY there.  Lots of empty yellow chairs...WTF??  That attendance at the Garden is pathetic. 

TGP: Saw the Dodgers play today in Ft. Myers.  Jason Schmidt started and looked good.  They only brought a few starters (Ethier, Kemp, Loney).

Rev: TDT understands that the Dodgers are leaving Dodgertown in Vero Beach for Arizona in 2009.  Can you give me details?  Are they building a new park out there in the PHX area?

[JT]

Reg - Buckhead is kinda trashy, don't know what all the fuss is about that place. Irish pub across the street from CHEESCH-cake factory is ok. Some of the clubs remind me of all sports with the schweary mirrors.  And yeah gro was allowed in mortons and will send you my next poo full of morton's steak goodness via fedex express as proof.


p.s. mega millions, it's on.

JT already has a detailed plan for the cash that was posted here a while back.  JT thinks it should finally go to someone who:

1) Isn't trailer trash

2) Isn't like 80 years old

3) Speaks English as a primary language

Hopefully, its down to me or you 'gro.  If JT was the only winner, he'd throw some cash around the LLPP. He might even throw around a few G's if he's not the only winner. JT will research the IRS gift rules should the right numbers drop.

['gro]

gro is hoping that the law of trailer trash winning the lottery is in full effect tonight. On the way back from Atlanta, gro and the boss stopped in the trailer-trashiest gas station in Georgia to pick up a ticket.  Hopefully that will beat the system.

[PBR...]

pbr is drowning in work....its cutting into pbr's sledding time on the slopes and pbr is not happy about it....nothing worse than these same dorks at work passing the buck and pbr having to work on all 4 peoples projects at the same time while still being responsible for his normal work....pbr almost opened up a giant size can of whooop arse on this dood the other day when he mouthed off to pbr....pbr went to stand up and the guy luckily backed down, pbr was in no mood and was about to crush this guy...pbr back to the grind

[Touchdown Tommy]

Don't take any ish PBR.  Take lessons from Jonny's little incident at the Garden. 

[mattvsmith]

Rev: TDT understands that the Dodgers are leaving Dodgertown in Vero Beach for Arizona in 2009.  Can you give me details?  Are they building a new park out there in the PHX area?

The Rev has only heard that they are moving to Glendale, which is a western suburb of Phoenix.  Glendale now has the Jobing.com Arena and the University of Phoenix Stadium.  Apparently they are building a two-team facility up in Glendale, which doesn't have a spring training facility yet.  Dodgers will share it with the White Sox.  New digs will be ready for play in 2009.

Here's the Cactus League website: http://www.cactusleague.com/index.php

['gro]

gro did not win the mega millions... hopefully gro's donation will go to georga schools to update their history books (sorry guys, the north won).

[JT]

gro did not win the mega millions... hopefully gro's donation will go to georga schools to update their history books (sorry guys, the north won).

JT never checks the night of a drawing.  So JT just fired up his computer and on yahoo it said one ticket sold in in Dirty Jersey and one sold in Georgia.  JT was wondering did he have the gift?  Did gro and JT nail it?  JT usually buys it in NYC, but this time bought in Jersey.

Sadly some other asshole won in Jersey, and then JT discovered that Gro is a few dollars lighter too.

[labart96]

5-MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE
Lesson 1:

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob , the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel". After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob . After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.

The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?"

"It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies. "Great," the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"

Moral of the story:

If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

Lesson 2:

A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"

The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"

The priest apologized "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak."

Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."

Moral of the story:

If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.

Lesson 3:

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out.

The Genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish."

"Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world."

Puff! She's gone.

"Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life."

Puff! He's gone.

"OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager.

The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."

Moral of the story:

Always let your boss have the first say.

Lesson 4:

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?"

The eagle answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story:

To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

Lesson 5:

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree, "sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."

"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull.

They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.

Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Moral of the story:

Bull-ish might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

Lesson 6:

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.

A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Morals of the story:

(1) Not everyone who ishes on you is your enemy.

(2) Not everyone who gets you out of ish is your friend.

(3) And when you're in deep ish, it's best to keep your mouth shut!


THIS ENDS THE 5-MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE

[dewcrew88]

That's some great material.. +K for you...