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lewdogg11


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'gro

HAHA!!  can sanjaya be stopped? gro thinks the kid could come out for his next performance sporting the mangina like the killer from silence of the lambs and he still wouldn't get voted off.

"put the F*(%ing lotion in the basket!!"

Regulator

Quote from: 'gro on April 04, 2007, 08:46:19 AM
sporting the mangina

Gro,
Well done, creative and witty.  BOL!

Regulator

Hey JT-

Reg was thinking last night that it is about time for another "lady cutting the elevator line" or similar story.

I was laughing about that last night for some reason.  Weird

lewdogg11

Quote from: regulator on April 04, 2007, 08:53:57 AM
Quote from: 'gro on April 04, 2007, 08:46:19 AM
sporting the mangina

Gro,
Well done, creative and witty.  BOL!

I like calling him Sangina.  It makes me feel warm and fuzzy.

JT

Quote from: regulator on April 04, 2007, 08:56:59 AM
Hey JT-

Reg was thinking last night that it is about time for another "lady cutting the elevator line" or similar story.

I was laughing about that last night for some reason.  Weird

Well, a new company moved in two floors above us.  They employee about 100 immigrant types.  Someone told JT that the company designs jewelry.  Now its quite easy to get c-blocked by a dozen at a time.

After a few times of exchanging dirty looks, one big fat chick basically says [in Spanish], "F them we have to be to work at 9."

So JT says [loudly] to his Dad, "Gorda putas del línea corte."

That's how JT rolls.  Many dirty looks now, but they wait in line.

labart96

RIP EDDIE ROBINSON Feb 13, 1919 - Apr 3, 2007


superman57

Quote from: Tags on October 10, 2007, 10:59:38 PM
You're the only dood on the board that doesn't know & accept that '57 can't spell.

Poor grammar and horrible spelling... it's just how he rolls.

Regulator

Quote from: JT on April 04, 2007, 11:16:58 AM
Quote from: regulator on April 04, 2007, 08:56:59 AM
Hey JT-

Reg was thinking last night that it is about time for another "lady cutting the elevator line" or similar story.

I was laughing about that last night for some reason.  Weird

Well, a new company moved in two floors above us.  They employee about 100 immigrant types.  Someone told JT that the company designs jewelry.  Now its quite easy to get c-blocked by a dozen at a time.

After a few times of exchanging dirty looks, one big fat chick basically says [in Spanish], "F them we have to be to work at 9."

So JT says [loudly] to his Dad, "Gorda putas del línea corte."

That's how JT rolls.  Many dirty looks now, but they wait in line.

Did that POS really think that noone in line spoke her language.  Reg was forced into speaking French at a very young age, so he doesn't understand spanglish.  When someone speaks in a foreign tongue Reg just gets angry and yells at them "speak english.....speak english!!!"  That sometimes works.  When it doesn't I just tell them to
"Faire ta chein"...the only thing I remember from 8th grade.

Rico 21

Inquiring minds need to know...

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.

The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on it's face.  The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the covers, rolls over, and says...

Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!!

Touchdown Tommy

This cutting in line thing really chaps TDT's balls.  Happens all the time down here in South Fla.  Basically the old geezers (ANTIQUES as I call them) think they don't have to be patient and wait in line (could be virtually anywhere from a restaurant waiting to be seated to an Office Depot checkout line).  Seriously you are old, retired, wrinkly, and have no where else to go in a hurry.  If you think you are more important than TDT you have a knuckle sammich coming your way ASAP.  We aren't even talking about being nonchalant about it.  They just do it and when confronted act like they didn't know what they were doing.  Ha you belong in a nursing home you old POS....
Chasing MILFs since '82...

lewdogg11

Quote from: Touchdown Tommy on April 04, 2007, 01:03:26 PM
This cutting in line thing really chaps TDT's balls.  Happens all the time down here in South Fla.  Basically the old geezers (ANTIQUES as I call them) think they don't have to be patient and wait in line (could be virtually anywhere from a restaurant waiting to be seated to an Office Depot checkout line).  Seriously you are old, retired, wrinkly, and have no where else to go in a hurry.  If you think you are more important than TDT you have a knuckle sammich coming your way ASAP.  We aren't even talking about being nonchalant about it.  They just do it and when confronted act like they didn't know what they were doing.  Ha you belong in a nursing home you old POS....

Grrrrrrrrrr...aargghrhrgrhhrhrrrrr....rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Regulator

Quote from: Touchdown Tommy on April 04, 2007, 01:03:26 PM
This cutting in line thing really chaps TDT's balls.  Happens all the time down here in South Fla.  Basically the old geezers (ANTIQUES as I call them) think they don't have to be patient and wait in line (could be virtually anywhere from a restaurant waiting to be seated to an Office Depot checkout line).  Seriously you are old, retired, wrinkly, and have no where else to go in a hurry.  If you think you are more important than TDT you have a knuckle sammich coming your way ASAP.  We aren't even talking about being nonchalant about it.  They just do it and when confronted act like they didn't know what they were doing.  Ha you belong in a nursing home you old POS....

Oh the "I didn't know that you were waiting here" card.  The one thing around here that this frequently happens with is parking spots.  Reg is awesome at scoping out spots that are going to open soon, either by watching people walking through the lot or just driving around and sitting somewhere patiently.  When the car starts to back out, there is always an idiot who sees those brake lights and comes flying in from another row and IMMEDIATELY puts on their blinker.....oh what?  You don't see Reg sitting right behind the spot waiting for it to open....is Reg just sitting here getting a suntan?!?!?  Now get out of my face before I drive the bumper of your '94 lexus into your lap.

JT

Quote from: Touchdown Tommy on April 04, 2007, 01:03:26 PM
This cutting in line thing really chaps TDT's balls.  Happens all the time down here in South Fla.  Basically the old geezers (ANTIQUES as I call them) think they don't have to be patient and wait in line (could be virtually anywhere from a restaurant waiting to be seated to an Office Depot checkout line).  Seriously you are old, retired, wrinkly, and have no where else to go in a hurry.  If you think you are more important than TDT you have a knuckle sammich coming your way ASAP.  We aren't even talking about being nonchalant about it.  They just do it and when confronted act like they didn't know what they were doing.  Ha you belong in a nursing home you old POS....

JT usually lets these people get a pass.  Especially if he's a Veteran.  If JT sees a POW, VFW, or a hat of the boat they were on in WWII etc.  JT will even offer up his spot.