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Apple Jack

AJ just found out that his little cousin is going to Union...he will now receive atomic wedgies at all the family gatherings from here on out.  If caught wearing a swear vest or garnet he will receive a good stiff punch to each kidney in rapid succession.

no worries he was a soccer player and not very good at that.
On the run from johny law...aint no trip to clevland

lewdogg11

Quote from: Apple Jack on May 16, 2007, 12:39:35 PM
AJ just found out that his little cousin is going to Union...he will now receive atomic wedgies at all the family gatherings from here on out.  If caught wearing a swear vest or garnet he will receive a good stiff punch to each kidney in rapid succession.

no worries he was a soccer player and not very good at that.

AJ, FYI, I have class Saturday and unfortunately will not be attending the Golf Tourney.  Next year...

I can't believe you're allowing a relative to go to Union.  Horse Feathers!!!!

Apple Jack

Quote from: LewDogg11 on May 16, 2007, 12:48:58 PM
Quote from: Apple Jack on May 16, 2007, 12:39:35 PM
AJ just found out that his little cousin is going to Union...he will now receive atomic wedgies at all the family gatherings from here on out.  If caught wearing a swear vest or garnet he will receive a good stiff punch to each kidney in rapid succession.

no worries he was a soccer player and not very good at that.

AJ, FYI, I have class Saturday and unfortunately will not be attending the Golf Tourney.  Next year...

I can't believe you're allowing a relative to go to Union.  Horse Feathers!!!!

he is no longer considered family....was sort of a black sheep anyway

I had class the past two years and it was painfull sitting there all day knowing what I should be doing...i feel for you fool
On the run from johny law...aint no trip to clevland

lewdogg11

Quote from: Apple Jack on May 16, 2007, 12:52:09 PM
Quote from: LewDogg11 on May 16, 2007, 12:48:58 PM
Quote from: Apple Jack on May 16, 2007, 12:39:35 PM
AJ just found out that his little cousin is going to Union...he will now receive atomic wedgies at all the family gatherings from here on out.  If caught wearing a swear vest or garnet he will receive a good stiff punch to each kidney in rapid succession.

no worries he was a soccer player and not very good at that.

AJ, FYI, I have class Saturday and unfortunately will not be attending the Golf Tourney.  Next year...

I can't believe you're allowing a relative to go to Union.  Horse Feathers!!!!

he is no longer considered family....was sort of a black sheep anyway

BRILLIANT!!!

PBR...

Quote from: Apple Jack on May 16, 2007, 12:39:35 PM
AJ just found out that his little cousin is going to Union...he will now receive atomic wedgies at all the family gatherings from here on out.  If caught wearing a swear vest or garnet he will receive a good stiff punch to each kidney in rapid succession.

no worries he was a soccer player and not very good at that.

LMAO!!!

'gro

can't gro express his loyalness to miller light?  They had BL, ML, Heineken, and wine (No liqour?? amature hour indeed) so I give mr CEO credit for passing on the union juice and the green bottle... but grabbing a bud light when there is ice cold delicious miller sitting right next to it?  Thats grounds to have your bottle shotgunned (knock it and run!).

lewdogg11

Quote from: 'gro on May 16, 2007, 02:51:13 PM
can't gro express his loyalness to miller light?  They had BL, ML, Heineken, and wine (No liqour?? amature hour indeed) so I give mr CEO credit for passing on the union juice and the green bottle... but grabbing a bud light when there is ice cold delicious miller sitting right next to it?  Thats grounds to have your bottle shotgunned (knock it and run!).

Dude, You couldn't pass a blind fold test with Bud Light, Miller Light, Coors Light, Beast Light, Michelob Light, Bud Select, or Michelob Ultra.

Just face it, you are in love with the cutsie little Miller Lite bottles, and the fact that they spell Light - 'Lite'. 

finsleft

Quote from: 'gro on May 16, 2007, 12:05:20 AM
Fins... best of luck to little fins at Vassar. Had a friend go there and he loved it. College is what you make of it.  Brother gro went to BU, other HS friends went to BC and Tufts and gro had a blast when he visited beantown... it is truely a remarketble experience to go to school there... BUT, every friend of mine absolutely LOVED visiting RPI, go figure.

The highlight of today was getting my buzz on about 3 feet away from the CEO, didn't have any words to say to him though not enough liquid courage. Plus he lost points in gro's mind for drinking bud light... yack!!

While BU was in the mix, don't think I didn't have visions of visits to include sitting at Fenway with my cousin's wild Irish husband, and finally taking up some well-heeled acquaintances on their offer to visit them on the cape.
Now I'm OK with the fishing dinghy on the Hudson while learning the various ways to pronounce "Poughkeepsie". 8)

And I'm with 'gro on the ML. Rice is for sushi and saki, not beer.

'gro

it's not so much of how they taste (most 'lite' beers taste the same) but their effect on certain body systems.... you know of the expression "Bud Mud"? not fun. not fun at all.

and BTW, grape juice makes your poop green.

lewdogg11

Quote from: 'gro on May 16, 2007, 02:57:11 PM
it's not so much of how they taste (most 'lite' beers taste the same) but their effect on certain body systems.... you know of the expression "Bud Mud"? not fun. not fun at all.

and BTW, grape juice makes your poop green.

Dood!  All beers cause Bud Mud.  Bud just had the only name that rhymed with 'Mud', or anything else the color of poop...

Miller?

Coors ?

Michelob?

No good rhymes, still lots of poops.  Red Bull makes your poop smell fruity.

bman

All

Lite beer is Pis$%*water, regardless of who makes it...drink a good Microbrew or good full bodied beer exclusively for a short time, then try to go back....see what happens...you will be able to slug down (maybe) half a bottle...

Bman, agrees with the poop assessment with one notable exception from the past....Meister Brau....yes, Bman was once poor in college...the price was right, and Bman grabbed a case despiet the warnings from his buddies...Bman understood the warning the folowing morning, when he was minus a layer of skin from his a%%nal area...

lewdogg11

While LD11 is a big fan of all beer, he does enjoy any light beer.  The problem with LD11 is, he drinks 1000 beers, and it's tough when you are drinking heavy stuff.  And LD11 likes to watch his girlish figure.

Regulator

Quote from: LewDogg11 on May 16, 2007, 03:18:32 PM
While LD11 is a big fan of all beer, he does enjoy any light beer.  The problem with LD11 is, he drinks 1000 beers, and it's tough when you are drinking heavy stuff.  And LD11 likes to watch his girlish figure.

Reg concurs.....how is Reg supposed to enjoy 16 sam adams lagers in a given afternoon?  ML is the only thing that quenches that kind of thirst!

Line of the weekend that Reg overheard at the Marina..."I don't drink to be social....I drink for the effect"  Reg's response-

"That's Gansta!"


finsleft

Quote from: LewDogg11 on May 16, 2007, 03:18:32 PM
While LD11 is a big fan of all beer, he does enjoy any light beer.  The problem with LD11 is, he drinks 1000 beers, and it's tough when you are drinking heavy stuff.  And LD11 likes to watch his girlish figure.

Now you've got me agreeing with you. If for some silly reason I can only have 1 or 2, give me a micro or nice full-bodied brew. But if I'm going for a night of tossing 'em back, gimme a lite.

JT

Amstel light isn't bad. ML is OK.  BL and Coors light taste like flavored water.