FB: Liberty League

[Jonny Utah]

Fellas, have your Karma ratings dropped after impromptu visits to the MIAC?  TDT is a love em or hate em kinda guy.  He doesn't beat around the bush.  You know how he feels.  Take it or leave it.

Jonny: You will get plenty of colorful responses to your post.

BTW: Looks like the LLPP has fallen behind the MIAC dramatically in posts once again.  Is it due to the long absence of Holladawg??

Those cats must bing their laptops icefishing with them in the winter!

[Touchdown Tommy]

Well the Stiftungsfestivities tailgate parties hosted by the honorable Judge Johnnie Red prior to most SJU football games bring a real sense of community which I would imagine has led to the copious posts on the MIAC board.  The burgers are 2nd to none and the beer is plentiful.  Not a bad combination.  Start time is 8am for a 1pm kickoff.  What time do you fellas roll outta bed for Shoesapalooza?

[Jonny Utah]

And while I was reading the Boston Herald today, I came upon the advice column titled "Ask Amy".  I dont know why, but I always love reading the stupid advice that these morons seek from "Amy".  The one today is a classic, and has to be posted on LLPP.  In fact, this is something that someone from here probably actually wrote in.....

DEAR AMY: My wife and I have been married for about a year.

We are both 34.

We live on 5 acres. Woods surround us on three sides and we have a 6-foot fence.

Our nearest neighbors live half a mile away.

My wife knew I was a naturist before we married. She dislikes seeing me in the nude all of the time. I do my share of the housework and all of the yard work in the nude.

When we have people over, I wear clothing.

We went to a clothing-optional resort one time. I was nude the whole time, and she wore shorts and a shirt the whole time we were there. She refuses to go again.

What can I do to change my wife's mind about being a naturist? - Bob

http://www.tmsfeatures.com/tmsfeatures/subcategory.jsp?catid=1843&custid=67

[finsleft]

Fins gets a twofer in the "LLPP GF/workplace challenge" today since FinsGF also works for Fins. Anyway, had to run over to GF's house at noon to drop off my 2-wheel trailer that she wanted to fill with brush from her version of the TG. Now, Fins takes great pride in his trailer-backing skills, being able to thread the needle whilst craning his head over his right shoulder at highway speeds in reverse. GF, of course wanted it (the trailer) between 2 trees so I wheeled it back, shut off the truck and walked back to unhook...

GF: Wow, you got really close to this tree.
Fins: Yeah, that's how I roll.
GF: Huh, no kidding. (then walked away)

Thanks for the opportunity to play, confirming Fins' suspicion that GF doesn't really pay much attention to anything I say.

[labart96]

And while I was reading the Boston Herald today, I came upon the advice column titled "Ask Amy".  I dont know why, but I always love reading the stupid advice that these morons seek from "Amy".  The one today is a classic, and has to be posted on LLPP.  In fact, this is something that someone from here probably actually wrote in.....

DEAR AMY: My wife and I have been married for about a year.

We are both 34.

We live on 5 acres. Woods surround us on three sides and we have a 6-foot fence.

Our nearest neighbors live half a mile away.

My wife knew I was a naturist before we married. She dislikes seeing me in the nude all of the time. I do my share of the housework and all of the yard work in the nude.

When we have people over, I wear clothing.

We went to a clothing-optional resort one time. I was nude the whole time, and she wore shorts and a shirt the whole time we were there. She refuses to go again.

What can I do to change my wife's mind about being a naturist? - Bob

http://www.tmsfeatures.com/tmsfeatures/subcategory.jsp?catid=1843&custid=67

Unbelievable.  Ironically, reminds TGP's old neighbor (a crazy photographer who constantly threated to sue us b/c we built a fence on his side of the house - wonder why?) in LA used to garden in the nude.  Fortunately TGP never saw, but our tenant (who lived on the 2nd floor) and my wife did a couple of times inadvertently.  

Here's a sample letter from the same guy 1 yr from now.

Dear Amy -

Now I am 35.

My wife divorced me because I am a weirdo.  She also took the house and the 5 acres of land.  I think I am going to move to Montana.

[Senor RedTackle]

RT's effort in today's challenge:

RT is working on closing a large computer deal to NYS government and is at a conference table w/ 3 blokes from NYS, 1 guy from RT's firm, and 1 sales person from IBM. We'd been discussing the particulars of the deal for about an hour and just finished wrapping up all the loose ends that go into the actual execution of a $2m deal (ie, site planning, shipments, receiving, install, etc)  We're about ready to leave and RT's techie says "hey..I've been looking at these configurations and noticed we're missing a couple of these certain cables" I pull said techie aside and ask how much they are....$3500 each. RT tells the client that RT will just ship them and eat the cost to save time in getting this done. The client looks at RT and says "that's nice but you really don't have to do that if it's hurting your commission"

RT's response "no problem Ben...that's how I roll"

POW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Knightstalker]

Like the rest of LLPP KS hates wearing pants.  Actually KS hates wearing clothes but does for the sanity of others.  KS will walk around the apt sans clothes sometimes when the stalkerette is not around.  MKS will say something about someone seeing me through the window if the wind is blowing the shades open or something like that.  KS usual reply is if they are looking into my window they deserve to see KS naked fat azz.  Not a pretty picture but that is how KS rolls.

[Kira & Jaxon's Dad]

RE:  That's how I roll...

KD works at home so KD didn't have any interaction with work today, other than adding the "...`cause that's how I roll" to my email signature (thanks to RT for the idea).  No comments from boss yet, but KD is actually leaving this company in two weeks so KDB probably doesn't care.

KDs phone did ring today and KD let it roll to VM.  MKD asked why I didn't answer it, and KD replied with CTHIR.  MKD just rolled her eyes at me.

KD will have to try it out in public soon.  KD is treasurer of local HOA and has a board meeting next Tuesday.  KD will try to use it at the meeting.

[Tags]

Like the rest of LLPP KS hates wearing pants.  Actually KS hates wearing clothes but does for the sanity of others.  KS will walk around the apt sans clothes sometimes when the stalkerette is not around.  MKS will say something about someone seeing me through the window if the wind is blowing the shades open or something like that.  KS usual reply is if they are looking into my window they deserve to see KS naked fat azz.  Not a pretty picture but that is how KS rolls.

If they're peekin' in, they deserve it dood

[AUPepBand]

RT's effort in today's challenge:

RT is working on closing a large computer deal to NYS government and is at a conference table w/ 3 blokes from NYS, 1 guy from RT's firm, and 1 sales person from IBM. We'd been discussing the particulars of the deal for about an hour and just finished wrapping up all the loose ends that go into the actual execution of a $2m deal (ie, site planning, shipments, receiving, install, etc)  We're about ready to leave and RT's techie says "hey..I've been looking at these configurations and noticed we're missing a couple of these certain cables" I pull said techie aside and ask how much they are....$3500 each. RT tells the client that RT will just ship them and eat the cost to save time in getting this done. The client looks at RT and says "that's nice but you really don't have to do that if it's hurting your commission"

RT's response "no problem Ben...that's how I roll"

POW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey RT....Pep is itching to visit Jr. at camp in Torrington, CT and is likely to take in Saratoga/Lake George en route one way or another. Will get in touch later with a firm date....could even swing by 1000 Islands, with some precious vacation time coming.
Incidentally, how have things worked out with the GF and/or ex-GF? (And have I got a story for you....) You take up bowling?....'cause that's how you roll!

[Regulator]

RT's effort in today's challenge:

RT is working on closing a large computer deal to NYS government and is at a conference table w/ 3 blokes from NYS, 1 guy from RT's firm, and 1 sales person from IBM. We'd been discussing the particulars of the deal for about an hour and just finished wrapping up all the loose ends that go into the actual execution of a $2m deal (ie, site planning, shipments, receiving, install, etc)  We're about ready to leave and RT's techie says "hey..I've been looking at these configurations and noticed we're missing a couple of these certain cables" I pull said techie aside and ask how much they are....$3500 each. RT tells the client that RT will just ship them and eat the cost to save time in getting this done. The client looks at RT and says "that's nice but you really don't have to do that if it's hurting your commission"

RT's response "no problem Ben...that's how I roll"

POW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Incidentally, how have things worked out with the GF and/or ex-GF?

NEWSFLASH
Catch a late pass dude!  What you you think we talked about for like 2 days straight???

[Touchdown Tommy]

REGulator; cut the guy some slack.  Not everyone is as dedicated to the LLPP as yourself and the Shoesapalooza gang.  You've been noticably ornery lately.  TDT can only surmise that MR is not giving it up.    

Which reminds me...what time do you cats awake from your Friday night haze/slumber for the beginning of the festivities at the Shoesapalooza??

[Jonny Utah]

REGulator; cut the guy some slack.  Not everyone is as dedicated to the LLPP as yourself and the Shoesapalooza gang.  You've been noticably ornery lately.  TDT can only surmise that MR is not giving it up.    

Regs bedroom lastnight........

Reg: (lets out a huge yawn) "wow.  these cats on LLPP spent all night talkin about flippin houses like their a bunch of Bob frickin Villas..."

MR: "Yea, sounds interesting."

Reg: "So what do ya think, time for a little **** *** **** ****?"

MR: "Nah, Im goin to bed"

Reg: "What?"

MR: "You heard me......That's how I roll"

[Regulator]

Reg- "Hey, you still up"
MR- "What?"
Reg- "Come on, you know how I roll"
MR- Whatever, just make sure you hit the timer on the TV before you fall asleep....zzzzzzzzzzzz
Reg- ??

[lewdogg11]

TDT, get off Regulator's nuts.

As far as tailgating for a Shoes game...We get there when we get there.