FB: Liberty League

[Knightstalker]

For entertainment purposes only.

[finsleft]

Anybody catch Serena Williams nekid in Jane Magazine covering up with a flower?  Looked at it for about 10 minutes and am still not sure if I was turned on or wanted to vomit...

I may need to return to the website for more research...

there are times when she looks pretty good, and times when she is scary. Her arms are bigger than mine (and I do 12oz curls ALL the time).

Did she have some plastic surgery (as in reduction)? She seems to be smaller than she used to.

[JT]

[Doing best William Shatner impression]

Losing... karma... must... be... getting... smited... by... LIBERALS!!!

[Shatner screaming ie., Khan!!!]

ROSIE!!!!!!!!

[Jonny Utah]

_{Aaaarrrrrghhh....RT follows Gro's advice and prepares for his relationship talk}

[finsleft]

[Doing best William Shatner impression]

Losing... karma... must... be... getting... smited... by... LIBERALS!!!

[Shatner screaming ie., Khan!!!]

ROSIE!!!!!!!!

You deserve +k for post #3500, if nothing else.

[Knightstalker]

Sit down FFMRT!  We need to discuss which ship you are on!

[bman]

sounds like she will be on a sinking ship...

[Regulator]

Solution for RT

Have a sit down with the lady. Put 3 toy boats on the table. Tell her one is a friendSHIP, one is a relationSHIP, and the other is the USS Sexy Time.  All three are heading out to sea which one does she want to be on.

Also, it helps to have this conversation dressed like a ship captain or pirate.

Gro, everyone knows that jedi mind tricks have 10X the power in person rather than remotely.

RT- call FRMRT, have her put on this costume and then send a videomail to her phone annoucing the choice between the 3 ships. (using toy ships as props comes in very handy here)  Make sure to have her respond by text message, voicemail or email to avoid any jedi mind tricks.



If she responds with FriendSHIP, send a follow up videomail of you placing her stuff on the curb. 

Isn't technology wonderful?

[PBR...]

RT if she doesnt like the sailor/pirate uni then put on the marine uni prepare for battle and give her the jack nicholson "you cant handle the truth!"

[JT]

RT if she doesnt like the sailor/pirate uni then put on the marine uni prepare for battle and give her the jack nicholson "you cant handle the truth!"

How about an angry pirate?

[Senor RedTackle]

RT loves the fact that all he has to do is throw a couple tidbits out there about his relationship quicksand at home and it spawns so much feedback. This is definitely a philosophical bunch. RT decided to hit the road today and went to the summer camp for a couple of days to reflect. Granted RT was already up here all last week on vacation but RT decided this is important enough to go into lock down and evaluate the advice of LLPP.

[Rolevio]

RPI's AD resigns

Apologies if this was posted already. Rolevio hasn't seen it on here but may have missed it.

[Touchdown Tommy]

Sounds like an opportunity for Regulator to move back to Troy...

[Touchdown Tommy]

RedTackle: Bman and Jonny were spot on.  Reflect, eat man food at the lake, and return to the LLPP free for the raucous racing season about to commence in Saratoga.

JT: I feel ya.  TDT gets hit when he rips on the Libs (MN very liberal).  Threw ya some +k

[Regulator]

Sounds like an opportunity for Regulator to move back to Troy...

Oh man.....I could live like a rockstar in Troy for like 1/10th of what I pay here

Who in the LLPP wants to review Regs resume to ensure he receives said position?  RT, will you stand in as my proxy if said resume doesn't automatically get Reg the job @ 1.5X the original starting offer?