FB: Liberty League

[Regulator]

Defense is all about having fun... going to sea world and taking your pants off... maybe start a fire in someone's kitchen. you know.

Sound very inside to JT.

Leave it where it is JT, you probably don't want to know.  If you have ever walked through the defensive lineman locker room (#90-99 ahheeem Gro), you really have to wonder what they do in there to produce some of those smells.....

[JT]

Defense is all about having fun... going to sea world and taking your pants off... maybe start a fire in someone's kitchen. you know.

Sound very inside to JT.

Leave it where it is JT, you probably don't want to know.  If you have ever walked through the defensive lineman locker room (#90-99 ahheeem Gro), you really have to wonder what they do in there to produce some of those smells.....

JT's has seen the disgusting behavior in football looker rooms.  Some doods are just gross and don't know it, some doods are gross and don't care.

[PBR...]

did gro and reg ever clank heads on the field? if so who ended up pancaked because pbr cant see that one ending at a stalemate pbr figures you 2 were still whompin on each other long after the whistle...and did LD ever get a good  crack back block on gro?

['gro]

Nah Nah... the smells come from #50-79... the hogs.

Defense is all about having fun... going to sea world and taking your pants off... maybe start a fire in someone's kitchen. you know.

the sea world and kitchen fire part is from Anchorman (Champ Kind)

[superman57]

gro I just read an article about your HS Schenectady...they just hired another new Head coach....maybe they can finally win a game or two

['gro]

did gro and reg ever clank heads on the field? if so who ended up pancaked because pbr cant see that one ending at a stalemate pbr figures you 2 were still whompin on each other long after the whistle...and did LD ever get a good  crack back block on gro?

Never happened because we all were hanging with mr cooper on varsity.  But just like OJ, gro will be coming out with a book called "If I Did Snot-Bubble Reg, Here's How It Happened"

sneak peek...

...There I was, 5 yards off the ball grilling LewDogg like Mike Singletary. In the backfield was my nemesis Regulator at FB.  He always tips off the ISO play because a stream of urine runs down his leg during the cadence.  LD is going though his usual calls, which I don't understand because I don't speak masshole. The snap. Yup it's ISO. Here's comes the regulator charging forward like a rabid gerbil.  As I plant my inside shoulder into his chest, he folds. With no where to go, the RB is quickly stuffed by the other ILB.  Reg lays on the ground, gasping for air. He takes his helmet off.  Being the gentleman that I am, I help Reg out by taking off his blue camo bandana and wiping away the snot trail on his upper lip...

[Regulator]

did gro and reg ever clank heads on the field? if so who ended up pancaked because pbr cant see that one ending at a stalemate pbr figures you 2 were still whompin on each other long after the whistle...and did LD ever get a good  crack back block on gro?

Never happened because we all were hanging with mr cooper on varsity.  But just like OJ, gro will be coming out with a book called "If I Did Snot-Bubble Reg, Here's How It Happened"

sneak peek...

...There I was, 5 yards off the ball grilling LewDogg like Mike Singletary. In the backfield was my nemesis Regulator at FB.  He always tips off the ISO play because a stream of urine runs down his leg during the cadence.  LD is going though his usual calls, which I don't understand because I don't speak masshole. The snap. Yup it's ISO. Here's comes the regulator charging forward like a rabid gerbil.  As I plant my inside shoulder into his chest, he folds. With no where to go, the RB is quickly stuffed by the other ILB.  Reg lays on the ground, gasping for air. He takes his helmet off.  Being the gentleman that I am, I help Reg out by taking off his blue camo bandana and wiping away the snot trail on his upper lip...

Hey Gro,
When you step back into reality, please let us know.  Next you are going to tell us about a time where you learned how to read or beat blind Eddie in Jeopardy or something crazy.

[Rolevio]

How the Pittsburgh Steerlers Roll...

[PBR...]

NEWS FLASH.....mpbr is having an impromtu martini party w/ about 5 female friends over who are all trashed!!! PBR is playing bartender and keeps wratcheting up the vodka in said 'tini's .....women have music cranked and are dancing...THIS COULD GET GOOD!!!

[Regulator]

NEWS FLASH.....mpbr is having an impromtu martini party w/ about 5 female friends over who are all trashed!!! PBR is playing bartender and keeps wratcheting up the vodka in said 'tini's .....women have music cranked and are dancing...THIS COULD GET GOOD!!!

Can PBR say "digital camera blackmail"?
Or can he say "hook up the LLPP with some pics?"

What is on the playlist?......eventually you need to move to some gangster rap....MPBR slappin some butts would be nice

[lewdogg11]

TE from Wentworth getting some good pub for the Chiefs tonight by their owner.  Couple catches already.

[mattvsmith]

I agree Vick will play again. Worst case he does 2 years in prison and a 1 year ban from the NFL. He'll be 30 in 2010 and have no problem getting on an NFL roster.

Prison is the BEST thing that can happen to Vick.  He will come out so buff it will be unbelievable!  He's going to come out of prison looking like the ex-cons lifting weights on Venice Beach, and tear up the NFL.

And he'll answer to "Michelle."

[JT]

Dear Penthouse,

NEWS FLASH.....mpbr is having an impromtu martini party w/ about 5 female friends over who are all trashed!!! PBR is playing bartender and keeps wratcheting up the vodka in said 'tini's .....women have music cranked and are dancing...THIS COULD GET GOOD!!!

clothes come off...  hey pbr how about some naked twister...  someone yells get the whipped cream....  a jumble of body parts... crumpled sweaty mess on the floor.

Round 2???

Signed,

A Satisfied PBR in PA

[union89]

did gro and reg ever clank heads on the field? if so who ended up pancaked because pbr cant see that one ending at a stalemate pbr figures you 2 were still whompin on each other long after the whistle...and did LD ever get a good  crack back block on gro?

Never happened because we all were hanging with mr cooper on varsity.  But just like OJ, gro will be coming out with a book called "If I Did Snot-Bubble Reg, Here's How It Happened"

sneak peek...

...There I was, 5 yards off the ball grilling LewDogg like Mike Singletary. In the backfield was my nemesis Regulator at FB.  He always tips off the ISO play because a stream of urine runs down his leg during the cadence.  LD is going though his usual calls, which I don't understand because I don't speak masshole. The snap. Yup it's ISO. Here's comes the regulator charging forward like a rabid gerbil.  As I plant my inside shoulder into his chest, he folds. With no where to go, the RB is quickly stuffed by the other ILB.  Reg lays on the ground, gasping for air. He takes his helmet off.  Being the gentleman that I am, I help Reg out by taking off his blue camo bandana and wiping away the snot trail on his upper lip...

That could be the funniest post in the history of LLPP.........+1

[union89]

PS.......I'm an Offense guy.....all the low SAT cats played 'D'.