FB: Liberty League

[Regulator]

WAKE UP ALL YOU FREAKS AND KOOKS OF THE LLPP ITS COLLEGE FOOTBALL SEASON!!! IT ALL STARTS TONIGHT WAKE UP AND REJOICE AS ANOTHER COLLEGE FOOTBALL SEASON IS UPON US!!!

Please get your shopping done for all the essentials before the game starts
18 pack ML
1 bag tostito's
1 jar tostitos salsa con queso
1 package of tylenol

For Saturday games, please double the above qty's of each.....For games you plan on attending at your favorite D3 field, please add qty 1 brown bag to the list.  It's Science really

[PBR...]

check on all the above reg....only pbr is substituting a case of molson XXX for the case of ML's....pbr was give it as a gift and man those things are potent some serious alcohol content in them

[Regulator]

And can someone in the LLPP or similar whip up a "google Search" program for Regs life??
For example, Reg is always looking for something that he left in a strategic place so he would know where to find it only to have it whisked away by MR into one of 50 junk drawers.....Google Search for Regs life would help this problem.  Search: "Where are the patches that go on the bottoms of chairs to protect the hardwoods? Search results: in MR junk drawer #43, of course.

This would also be helpful for meetings as well as stuff like prioritizing events, football games, birthdays, etc.

It would help predict and maintain the perfect buzz level for holiday parties.

any advice?

[Regulator]

check on all the above reg....only pbr is substituting a case of molson XXX for the case of ML's....pbr was give it as a gift and man those things are potent some serious alcohol content in them

Dood, this isn't Paula Dean's home cookin', there are specific guidelines and thresholds built into this whole thing.  It just so happens that XXX is too strong for this type of event.  Your bathroom breaks will be all screwed up by the 3rd quarter and what happens when you run out of 3X and there is 8 minutes to go in the fourth....there is no way you are driving anywhere i.e. if you can even find your car.

Please don't mess with science know as ML...If you feel the need to change something, buy Doritos instead of tostitos.  But stay away from the store brand ISH!!!

[PBR...]

nah pbr is w/ ya...it was a gift from a friend and pbr will be  stumbling around the house by 3rd qtr but pbr has a 30 pack of coors light as back up if needed. pbr will play hurt at work friday if need be and take one for the team and disappear behind pbr's 3 monitors on his desk and sleep and no building db's or task writing on friday....

['gro]

I'd like to see what paula dean can do with 3 pounds each of butter, sugar, beef jerky, heavy cream, and reese's pieces.

Re: Salsa Con Queso

SCQ = pure colombian nose candy
SCQ cut with more salsa = crack

Gro will be slangin' hits at a tailgate near you, 2 for $5 (tostitos included).

[PBR...]

And can someone in the LLPP or similar whip up a "google Search" program for Regs life??
For example, Reg is always looking for something that he left in a strategic place so he would know where to find it only to have it whisked away by MR into one of 50 junk drawers.....Google Search for Regs life would help this problem.  Search: "Where are the patches that go on the bottoms of chairs to protect the hardwoods? Search results: in MR junk drawer #43, of course.

This would also be helpful for meetings as well as stuff like prioritizing events, football games, birthdays, etc.

It would help predict and maintain the perfect buzz level for holiday parties.

any advice?

hire a housekeeper....(preferably a young female brazilian one...)

[Apple Jack]

So AJ had to drive from back to Boston from NY last night and figured he could kill the time by listening to the Redsox vs Yankees game on the radio.  I know the Boston announcers are not the best in the world but the Yankees broadcasters are terrible.  I mean who the hell lets a chick with the most abrasive voice in world be an announcer? 

Enough about baseball....Im pretty giddy that College Game will once again be instated to my Saturday mornings!

Oh and on another note I saw this dude this morning that looked just like Coach King ...if coach king was dressed just like one of the beach bums from Fletch...it would have been classic if he was jacking somebody up.

[JT]

WAKE UP ALL YOU FREAKS AND KOOKS OF THE LLPP ITS COLLEGE FOOTBALL SEASON!!! IT ALL STARTS TONIGHT WAKE UP AND REJOICE AS ANOTHER COLLEGE FOOTBALL SEASON IS UPON US!!!

Please get your shopping done for all the essentials before the game starts
18 pack ML
1 bag tostito's
1 jar tostitos salsa con queso
1 package of tylenol

For Saturday games, please double the above qty's of each.....For games you plan on attending at your favorite D3 field, please add qty 1 brown bag to the list.  It's Science really

There wasn't anyway JT could make the Rutgers opener tonight at 7pm.  He sold them last week on stubhub at 125% markup.... who woulda thought that:

1) Rutgers has an approximate waiting list of 6,000-7,000 people for tix.

2) One can actually sell a Rutgers football tix for profit.

JT thought he might have seen a couple of pigs flying around today.

Anyhoo.... JT has a slight alteration to reg's setup:

1) 30 pack of Coors (on sale at A&P for $18 and change)  JT hasn't had Coors in a while.  He must say it was pretty good.

2) Organic tortilla chips from Trader Joe's.  Much crispier and thicker that other crappy chips.  Holds a lot of salsa w/o breaking

3) JT made his own salsa last night

4) Plenty of various cheeshes for nachos and SCQ.

5) JD and coke on hand if the mood strikes.

6) HD TV with PIP and surround sound ready to go.

7) FMJT becomes football widow for another year. She said she'll go to some Rutgers games so we'll see.  Rowan has a bye and Rutgers hosts Navy next Friday night on ESPN.

[JT]

So AJ had to drive from back to Boston from NY last night and figured he could kill the time by listening to the Redsox vs Yankees game on the radio.  I know the Boston announcers are not the best in the world but the Yankees broadcasters are terrible.  I mean who the hell lets a chick with the most abrasive voice in world be an announcer? 

Ah yes Susan Waldman originally from Boston.  Was a big Red Sox fan as a kid.  Performed on broadway in the 70's and can actually sing.

John Sterling. He's OK but he has a lot of hacky expressions... 

An A-Bomb..... frrrrrom Aaaa-Rod!!!!!
Another homerun for the Giambino!!!!
Thaaaaaaaaaaaaa Yankees Winnnnnnnnnn!!!

Even for this Yankee fan, those two can be hard to take sometimes.  Waldman is knows baseball, but is the biggest Yankee suckup.  She practically had an orgasm in the booth when Clemens showed up at Yankee Stadium in May saying he was coming back.

[Knightstalker]

Waldman was the first voice on FAN here in NYC back in the 80's.  The two of them together can drive you nuts.  I would rather listen to Michael Kay and his big head.  Can't we clone the scooter and get him back on the air?
Put Murcer or Singleton on the Radio and let them do the game alone, or get Kaat to come back on the air.

[PBR...]

more importantly the fightin phils are reelin' in the mets like a bluefin tuna!!! its so beautiful in that pbr works w/ many mets fans and they are runnin scared right now

[JT]

Waldman was the first voice on FAN here in NYC back in the 80's.  The two of them together can drive you nuts.  I would rather listen to Michael Kay and his big head.  Can't we clone the scooter and get him back on the air?
Put Murcer or Singleton on the Radio and let them do the game alone, or get Kaat to come back on the air.

Kaat was great. Murcer is as close to scooter as you are gonna get these days.  Singleton is also pretty good.

[JT]

more importantly the fightin phils are reelin' in the mets like a bluefin tuna!!! its so beautiful in that pbr works w/ many mets fans and they are runnin scared right now

The Mets are the JV team in NYC.  JT likes Randolph very much (took a Yankee to turn around the Mets), but the Mets and their fans make JT yawn.

[Pat Coleman]

I like Kaat especially. Of course, I'm a Twins fan, so I have to.

JT or anyone coming to the Merchant Marine/Kean game on Friday night?