FB: Liberty League

[PBR...]

did gro and reg ever clank heads on the field? if so who ended up pancaked because pbr cant see that one ending at a stalemate pbr figures you 2 were still whompin on each other long after the whistle...and did LD ever get a good  crack back block on gro?

Never happened because we all were hanging with mr cooper on varsity.  But just like OJ, gro will be coming out with a book called "If I Did Snot-Bubble Reg, Here's How It Happened"

sneak peek...

...There I was, 5 yards off the ball grilling LewDogg like Mike Singletary. In the backfield was my nemesis Regulator at FB.  He always tips off the ISO play because a stream of urine runs down his leg during the cadence.  LD is going though his usual calls, which I don't understand because I don't speak masshole. The snap. Yup it's ISO. Here's comes the regulator charging forward like a rabid gerbil.  As I plant my inside shoulder into his chest, he folds. With no where to go, the RB is quickly stuffed by the other ILB.  Reg lays on the ground, gasping for air. He takes his helmet off.  Being the gentleman that I am, I help Reg out by taking off his blue camo bandana and wiping away the snot trail on his upper lip...

PBR-
A few weeks ago you had asked whether Gro and Reg ever had it out on the gridiron.....the answer was no....and then Gro went into fairy land with this crazy woulda, coulda, shoulda jibberish....

Today, with Reg needing a man check-up googled himself (also to make sure I haven't committed any crazy crimes in the last year that may show up.

Now, about Gro and Reg meeting....I bring forward some real world evidence- from the D3 previews ..."fullback Regu Lator, who lost only four yards on 98 carries last season"  Now, you tell Reg, Mr. Gro.....do you really think you are going to put a hit on this cat that 97 other dudes couldn't do?  Seriously?  (the 4 yard loss came in a game where the wrong guard pulled on a trap play leaving Reg and the defensive lineman fighting for the handoff)
Could you even get a jump off the line quick enough to reach the backfield before Reg blows you over?

But I guess in Gro's "fantasy land" anything is possible.  I will let the LLPP judge who is the hammer and who is the nail in this scenario.

sweetness...pbr just puttin the final touches on psu/nd this weekend 4 more tix in pbr's lap...man pbr is going to put a hurtin on his liver...kickoff at 6pm on national tv look for pbr screaming his head off 20 rows up behind psu's bench...on to more important matters....reg pbr needs some stats on you and gro in college w/ your playing weights/heights/i.q./gpa/favorite beer/favorite model etc...heck even throw ld's in there for good measure....since its science in figuring out who would win this clash of the titans pbr needs all the facts for his research and calculations....

['gro]

as far as gro knows there are no video clips of a classic kinger jack up.

this video of the head coach at Kansas, Gro would rate that about a 4 on the kinger scale. that was nothing. Coach King could make a 250 pounder look like a drunk sorority girl riding a mechanical bull on full power.

[Regulator]

PBR,
This will be provided in an excel bsed spreadsheet to eliminate confusion.

Bottom line is going to be
playing weights- about even
heights- gro is taller
gpa- Reg by far
IQ- Gro by far (Mr Jeopardy)
Looks- Reg
4.0- about the same
bench- Reg (225X21 freshman year)
Squat- Gro (spongue Bob legs that could life about 500 lbs)....
Ability to blow up all american linebackers- Reg
Ability to blow up all american toilets- Gro
Attitude- Reg (Gro was always way too nice for my taste)
Favorite beer- Reg/ ML - Gro Labatts Blue light
Favorite album- Gro- Celine Dion--- Reg - LD11's H** slapping mix volume #3
Favorite college saying- Reg "why you so mad??"---Gro "Hey what's on that kids A**??  Concrete!"

What else am I missing?  

['gro]

PBR,
This will be provided in an excel bsed spreadsheet to eliminate confusion.

Bottom line is going to be
playing weights- about even
heights- gro is taller
gpa- Reg by far
IQ- Gro by far (Mr Jeopardy)
Looks- Reg
4.0- about the same
bench- Reg (225X21 freshman year)
Squat- Gro (spongue Bob legs that could life about 500 lbs)....
Ability to blow up all american linebackers- Reg
Ability to blow up all american toilets- Gro
Attitude- Reg (Gro was always way too nice for my taste)
Favorite beer- Reg/ ML - Gro Labatts Blue light
Favorite album- Gro- Celine Dion--- Reg - LD11's H** slapping mix volume #3
Favorite college saying- Reg "why you so mad??"---Gro "Hey what's on that kids A**??  Concrete!"

What else am I missing? 

BOL... blow'em up!

Re: attitude
gro brought the wood then helped players off the ground and gave them the "thanks for playing" smack on the helmet. it's a gentleman's game.

EDIT.. 225x21 as a frosh?? are you sure? you know that's TWO plates on each side right? maybe you are thinking 135.

[Regulator]

PBR,
This will be provided in an excel bsed spreadsheet to eliminate confusion.

Bottom line is going to be
playing weights- about even
heights- gro is taller
gpa- Reg by far
IQ- Gro by far (Mr Jeopardy)
Looks- Reg
4.0- about the same
bench- Reg (225X21 freshman year)
Squat- Gro (spongue Bob legs that could life about 500 lbs)....
Ability to blow up all american linebackers- Reg
Ability to blow up all american toilets- Gro
Attitude- Reg (Gro was always way too nice for my taste)
Favorite beer- Reg/ ML - Gro Labatts Blue light
Favorite album- Gro- Celine Dion--- Reg - LD11's H** slapping mix volume #3
Favorite college saying- Reg "why you so mad??"---Gro "Hey what's on that kids A**??  Concrete!"

What else am I missing? 

BOL... blow'em up!

Re: attitude
gro brought the wood then helped players off the ground and gave them the "thanks for playing" smack on the helmet. it's a gentleman's game.

EDIT.. 225x21 as a frosh?? are you sure? you know that's TWO plates on each side right? maybe you are thinking 135.

Hey Gro, a real man would bring the wood, then tell them to "stay down or you are really gonna get it next time"  If Reg were a thinking man back then, he would have use the "If this stadium were prison you would be holding my inside out pocket right now"....

And yeah....225X21 at 18 years old.  There are people at the combine that can't touch that.

[superman57]

superman thinks reg is full of s#it... gro is from the mean streets of schenectady and you should be weary of what gangs gro runs with.... That AP Physics class can be pretty nasty if you get on their wrong side

[Regulator]

superman thinks reg is full of s#it... gro is from the mean streets of schenectady and you should be weary of what gangs gro runs with.... That AP Physics class can be pretty nasty if you get on their wrong side

Dude, you know the stories gro tells about riding his bike down the hills around Union college??....yeah those stories took place between the ages of 16-18. 

[superman57]

superman thinks reg is full of s#it... gro is from the mean streets of schenectady and you should be weary of what gangs gro runs with.... That AP Physics class can be pretty nasty if you get on their wrong side

Dude, you know the stories gro tells about riding his bike down the hills around Union college??....yeah those stories took place between the ages of 16-18. 

what hills around Union college... I work down there and drive there every day there are no hills with in two or 3 miles of union that Superman is aware of...and reg superman was actually making fun of gro...

[Regulator]

superman thinks reg is full of s#it... gro is from the mean streets of schenectady and you should be weary of what gangs gro runs with.... That AP Physics class can be pretty nasty if you get on their wrong side

Dude, you know the stories gro tells about riding his bike down the hills around Union college??....yeah those stories took place between the ages of 16-18. 

what hills around Union college... I work down there and drive there every day there are no hills with in two or 3 miles of union that Superman is aware of...and reg superman was actually making fun of gro...

You know, the hill right next to the huge U shaped,purple urinal painted on the really rough grass. I think there is a frat house there, too.

[union89]

superman thinks reg is full of s#it... gro is from the mean streets of schenectady and you should be weary of what gangs gro runs with.... That AP Physics class can be pretty nasty if you get on their wrong side

Dude, you know the stories gro tells about riding his bike down the hills around Union college??....yeah those stories took place between the ages of 16-18. 

what hills around Union college... I work down there and drive there every day there are no hills with in two or 3 miles of union that Superman is aware of...and reg superman was actually making fun of gro...

You know, the hill right next to the huge U shaped,purple urinal painted on the really rough grass. I think there is a frat house there, too.

'Gro was an artistic young lad....U89 thinks he rode his Huffy through Jackson's Garden and took in the floral arrangements and fragrances.....

U89'sClownPunchers take down the Pansies this weekend

[D O.C.]

Can't believe you guys let the MIAC board pass you!

Come on! Quote, cut and paste like you mean it!

[Senor RedTackle]

Well the Upstate coaches have Alfred tied with Union and ahead of RPI and only a few points behind Hobart (a team they lost by 1 TD last year and who supposedly lost all these starters)  I dont think predicting Alfred to be that high is that rediculus.

But he should have backed it up you are right.

This whole thing is a silly crapshoot year to year when it comes to preseason predictions other than the usual suspects. The East Region is always wide open. Case in point, the beasts of the east, Rowan, laid an egg this past weekend so that threw a wrench into things.

Hobart will toil in the ranks of middle-tier this year in the LL. Their run is over. Phone it in. It will be RPI & Union slugging it out w/ UR sniffing at 3rd, followed by the Pumpkin-faces. RPI will finish higher than Alfred...phone that in too. Do it while you're on the same call as the first phone-in to save some connection charges.

Once again, RT asks the E8'ers if there's some sort of complex there. Why do you feel the need to come here and justify your rankings? Has the LL made a field trip to the E8 board to talk smack? RT knows enough useless stuff to put him on Jeopardy but there's a few things he knows for SURE: Alfred wouldn't be the top team in the LL,  Fisher won't make it past the first round of the playoffs (if they get there), and RT's fantasy team will be mantastic....

[labart96]

Can't believe you guys let the MIAC board pass you!

Come on! Quote, cut and paste like you mean it!

Those Minnesota fans are cheating.  They used the Whizzinator to boost their number of posts:

[labart96]

Hobart will toil in the ranks of middle-tier this year in the LL. Their run is over. Phone it in. 
It will be RPI & Union slugging it out w/ UR sniffing at 3rd, followed by the Pumpkin-faces

JT boldly predicting a 4th place LL finish for TGP's Statesmen? 

TGP will gladly wager with JT that Hobart finishes higher than this in the final LL standings.

Guaran-dam-teed!

[mattvsmith]

This whole thing is a silly crapshoot year to year when it comes to preseason predictions other than the usual suspects. The East Region is always wide open. Case in point, the beasts of the east, Rowan, laid an egg this past weekend so that threw a wrench into things.

Hobart will toil in the ranks of middle-tier this year in the LL. Their run is over. Phone it in. It will be RPI & Union slugging it out w/ UR sniffing at 3rd, followed by the Pumpkin-faces. RPI will finish higher than Alfred...phone that in too. Do it while you're on the same call as the first phone-in to save some connection charges.

Once again, RT asks the E8'ers if there's some sort of complex there. Why do you feel the need to come here and justify your rankings? Has the LL made a field trip to the E8 board to talk smack? RT knows enough useless stuff to put him on Jeopardy but there's a few things he knows for SURE: Alfred wouldn't be the top team in the LL,  Fisher won't make it past the first round of the playoffs (if they get there), and RT's fantasy team will be mantastic....

RT--

The Rev is going to have to play LLPP Police:  Son, put the bong down and step away from the keg.

Hobart 4th in the LL?  Fella PLEEZE! 

Is this how you defend the LLPP from the E8 interlopers...by cannibalizing other LL teams?  Throwing us to the dogs?

For shame, RT.  You wound us.