FB: Liberty League

['gro]

looooong trip today.  sitting here with a super XL coffee and waiting for happy hour... would love some ruck wings now, but 15 miles is too far for my slacker friends...

p.s. My bags made it on US air even with a very quick layover in DC.    Is nice.

[Touchdown Tommy]

Atta baby Enginegro.  Will you be partaking in any skiing back in lovely Schnectady, NY? (I mean we know you can't swim, but does Gro ski?)

FYI: PBR I was just giving you shizz for your perceived excitement over REGulator's post.  That is how the LLPP, Inc. rolls.


TDT has completed his Christmas shopping and will now be perched on his couch watching the yahoos fight for Tickle Me Elmo dolls, Wii's, and the Big Screens at Best Buy.  Enjoy the rat race at the Malls and such this weekend fellas.  TDT hates to shop to begin with, but this weekend and then Monday outta be a real "treat".

[PBR...]

no worries TDT...pbr knew whatcha meant...pbr is just stuck and needs something different every now and then...gro what "friends" are these that wont drive 15 minutes for those wings? slap some sense into them....

[JT]

JT
When Mrs. Phil and I first arrived in Texas from the Garden State we popped into our local State Farm office to get the cars and the new house insured. When we got up to leave we wished the kindly old lady "Happy Holidays". The 60+ year old grandma wished us a "Merry Christmas" and reminded us that "We keep the Christ in Christmas down here". She also was excited that she just received her liscense to carry a concealed weapon. PC? Down here it only stands for an option if you don't want to buy a Mac.

JT has to credit Mark Levin, the guy on radio, for the Xmas wish.  JT sometimes pops his show on during the ride home.  He said it on Wednesday, and it made JT laugh, so JT hunted down the transcribed text.  It does however accurately represent JT's feelings.

[Pat Coleman]

5 star post JT, the world needs less crazy liberals.

Let's not fool ourselves -- the world needs less crazy everything.

[JT]

5 star post JT, the world needs less crazy liberals.

Let's not fool ourselves -- the world needs less crazy everything.

That would certainly be nice.  Hope the world is less crazy in JT's life time.

[Knightstalker]

Merry Christmas to all, and here is a holiday classic

[labart96]

'Twas the night before Christmas', when all through the house,
Not a creature was stirring, not even U89's computer mouse;
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that ST. Guru soon would be there;
The Futchmen were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of Shoeapalooza danced in their heads;
And Mrs TGP in her 'kerchief, and TGP in my Hobart cap,
Had just settled down for a long winter's nap,

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
TGP sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window TGP flew like the Rev running to get his flask,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.

The moon on the creast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the luster of supe57 to the objects below,
When, what to TGP's wondering eyes should be,
But a miniature escalade, lead by a large contingent of the LLPP,

With a little old driver, so lively like Sulu,
TGP knew in a moment it must be St. Guru.
More rapid than Enginegro eating Ruck wings they came,
And St. Guru whistled, and shouted, and called them by name:

"Now, PBR! now, JT! now, Tags and LewDogg!
On, Dewcrew! on Reg! on, Rossi and RedTackle!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Now Holladawg! Holladawg! Holladawg all!"

"As dry leaves that before the wild '86 field fly,
When they meet with a Boswell, or Butterfield to the sky,
So up to the house-top the LLPPers they flew,
With the sleigh full of Daily Doses, and a K-Mack ATN too.

And then, in a twinkling, TGP heard on the roof
The ballin on a budget of each LLPPer drinking 80 proof.
As TGP drew in his hand, and was turning around,
Down the chimney St. Guru came with a bound.

He was dressed all in D3 gear, from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot;
A bundle of D3 prognostications he had flung on his back,
and he looked like a peddler just opening his pack.

His eyes -- how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow;

The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath;
Although LD said he had smoked all his stash,
TGP thinks he'd cough up some if shown the cash
St Guru had a broad face and a little round belly,
That shook, when he laughed like a bowl full of jelly.

He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
And TGP laughed, in spite of himself;
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know TGP had nothing to dread;

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the stockings; then turned with a jerk,
Laying his finger aside of his nose, he said "It's Science"
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose;

He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a shout,
And away they all flew downing their Guiness car bombs and the rest of the stout.
But TGP heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight,
"MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD-NIGHT."

[superman57]

+k tgp but superman is hurt that you did not include superman..

[labart96]

+k tgp but superman is hurt that you did not include superman..

tried to remember everyone, but sometimes you swing and miss.  added ya in there.

[PBR...]

CLASSIC TGP!!!  +K for dat...should be pinned at the top of the LLPP board for the next year...well done!!

EDIT: Fyi..J. Russell Coffey the oldest surviving veteran of WWI died yesterday at the age of 109!! There are 2 other surviving vets of WWI on is 106 living in WV the other 108 livng in FL...could not imagine living to 100 let alone 109....probably pass 1 million posts on the LLPP though

[union89]

TGP.....+1.....you have too much time on your hands my friend.......

Merry Christmas to everyone....even the boys from RPI

[Reno Hightower]

+k tgp but superman is hurt that you did not include superman..

tried to remember everyone, but sometimes you swing and miss.  added ya in there.

No mention of the Future Champion of the LLPPFFSCFJ!

[dewcrew88]

TGP: Excellent. I have become a reindeer!

Nice job... Pat, can you sticky this, at least for the rest of the holiday season?

[PBR...]

+k tgp but superman is hurt that you did not include superman..

tried to remember everyone, but sometimes you swing and miss.  added ya in there.

No mention of the Future Champion of the LLPPFFSCFJ!

nah read it again pbr is in there!!!