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Kilted Rat

Now accepting new patients. All bills must be paid in scotch shortly after any services rendered.  Sorry TDT, no problems below the waist.


Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

Snydz822121

Quote from: DuffMan on November 14, 2005, 09:56:44 PM

I hope your QB brings his Depends with, or at least a changed of pants :o


Change of pants?? on artifical turf???
Excuse me if my wealth got me full of myself, Cocky, something that I just can't help

Kilted Rat

Its the soiling that comes from within he must contend with, not from the field.
Now accepting new patients. All bills must be paid in scotch shortly after any services rendered.  Sorry TDT, no problems below the waist.


Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

finsleft

Quote from: Snydz822121 on November 14, 2005, 09:59:40 PM
Quote from: DuffMan on November 14, 2005, 09:56:44 PM

I hope your QB brings his Depends with, or at least a changed of pants :o


Change of pants?? on artifical turf???

There's some grass over by the bleachers, if he'd rather change his pants over there.

Kilted Rat

The closes thing we have to a head to head game is Carleton vs. Beloit.

Carleton was 2-6 in our conference yet they beat a Beloit team that was 5-4 in your conference on Beloit's turf.

More than likely this means that our conference is stonger. Past match-ups confirm this and Saturday will as well.



Your conference basically advertises it's fear of stronger conferences in your non-conference schedule. SNC played UWW I'll give them that much, but Ripon, Knox, Lake Forest, and Grinnell all scheduled Macalaster, who left the MIAC because they were sick of getting dominated year in and year out, for their 1 and only non-conference game.


MIAC is leaps and bounds above the MWC as will be seen on Saturday.




Now accepting new patients. All bills must be paid in scotch shortly after any services rendered.  Sorry TDT, no problems below the waist.


Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

Snydz822121

I got a question, what is up with the karma????  How does it go up/down?
Excuse me if my wealth got me full of myself, Cocky, something that I just can't help

Kilted Rat

When you get to 200 posts, you get "karma privilidges."

You can applaud or smite someone, but you can only smite/applaud a person every 12 hours.

When you get applauded your karma goes up, when you get smited, it goes down.

Since you're at -3, and you seem to have only been posting tonight, 3 people dislike you or what you have to say and have smited you.
Now accepting new patients. All bills must be paid in scotch shortly after any services rendered.  Sorry TDT, no problems below the waist.


Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

Snydz822121

finsleft---I just want to say thank you for choosing a monmouth pic as your pic...I believe this shows how much cooler monmouth is then st. johns
Excuse me if my wealth got me full of myself, Cocky, something that I just can't help

Snydz822121

Quote from: kiltedrat on November 14, 2005, 10:30:14 PM
When you get to 200 posts, you get "karma privilidges."

You can applaud or smite someone, but you can only smite/applaud a person every 12 hours.

When you get applauded your karma goes up, when you get smited, it goes down.

Since you're at -3, and you seem to have only been posting tonight, 3 people dislike you or what you have to say and have smited you.

eh, what can you do?  Looks like I fit in well here...no one liked me on either field or the court!!!
Excuse me if my wealth got me full of myself, Cocky, something that I just can't help

ScotsR BetterThanU

I'll show you how the karma goes down Snydz! Recently I ran out of toilet paper. I was in quite a pinch.  However, being resourceful I remembered I had something else I could use, The Sweet Season by Austin Murphy. Having wasted money buying it in the first place I made sure I used it wisely.  Thanks St. Johns for providing Mr. Murphy with the "writing" material.  Without you I would have been in quite a bit of trouble.  I'll lead the punch throwing. Here we go Scotties! 

Snydz822121

Quote from: ScotsR BetterThanU on November 14, 2005, 10:41:26 PM
I'll show you how the karma goes down Snydz! Recently I ran out of toilet paper. I was in quite a pinch.  However, being resourceful I remembered I had something else I could use, The Sweet Season by Austin Murphy. Having wasted money buying it in the first place I made sure I used it wisely.  Thanks St. Johns for providing Mr. Murphy with the "writing" material.  Without you I would have been in quite a bit of trouble.  I'll lead the punch throwing. Here we go Scotties! 

LMMFAO = for you johnnies who dont know the language...tough
Excuse me if my wealth got me full of myself, Cocky, something that I just can't help

Kilted Rat

You probably would have been better suited buying a coloring book or at least a Golden Book with words small enough that you could understand.

Austin has a tendency to use 2 and 3 syllable words...big words... that I'm sure made the book well beyond your comprehension level.


I would use a book about a MWC team having a great playoff run (run consisting of more than one win) for toilet paper, but it's still about 40 years off.


Snydz,
Not nice to talk about mothers and asses in the same acronym.
Now accepting new patients. All bills must be paid in scotch shortly after any services rendered.  Sorry TDT, no problems below the waist.


Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

johnniebread

Dumo will stick to your QB much like those pages to your buttocks.

DuffMan

That's some expensive toilet paper!  Newspaper would have been a better option. 

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DuffMan

I have to ask.  Did Monmouth send out an e-mail advertising this site after making play-offs?  It doesn't seem like any of you has much posting experience.

A tradition unrivaled...
MIAC Champions: '32, '35, '36, '38, '53, '62, '63, '65, '71, '74, '75, '76, '77, '79, '82, '85, '89, '91, '93, '94, '95, '96, '98, '99, '01, '02, '03, '05, '06, '08, '09, '14, '18, '19, '21, '22, '24
National Champions: '63, '65, '76, '03