FB: Midwest Conference

[Kilted Rat]

I present my opening haiku:

Johnnies will prevail
Will it be a Monkey Stomp^TM?
Just phone it in now

Doubtful on the Monkey Stomp!!

What up Scottie?

You doubt monkeystomp?
St. Olaf fans doubted too
They saw, Scots will too.

[DuffMan]

Bast with pick
Zig with a block
lving in the endzone

This is no Haiku
are you a budding poet?
or just ignorant?

[Mr.Shoes]

Bonaduce Rat?
Duffman's avatar proves it
Fluffy ears beat kilts

[Snydz822121]

no poet...just athlete

[scottie]

"Limits? I do not know
I am Johnnie to the core
so I go to games "

Duffman, "technically" I don't think that qualifies as a haiku, either.  I would have combined "do" and "not" as "don't".   But you passed your limit, so it's all good.


Keep yappin Johnnies
We'll raise your Monkey Stomp
With two Johnnie Chomps!  (Do I need a TM here???)  

[Kilted Rat]

What are Johnnie Chomps?
Is that when Dumo comes in
And eats your QB?

[Kilted Rat]

Snydz,

You obviously never saw Duff when he played, he is definitely an athlete.
He is also the reigning Hamm's Stiftungfestivities Shotgunning Champ.

[Snydz822121]

I let my athletics speak for themselves...guess you never heard of me??

[Kilted Rat]

Nope, they must not be speaking very loudly.

[Snydz822121]

eh, obviously you dont check out D3 hoops!!!!

[Snydz822121]

but i dont think anyone has ever heard of your boy Duff

[FloridaScot]

Well I will have to admit that the new banter is welcome and appreciated. Let it be known that MC has a few D-linemen that can play some ball. Also, it is common knowledge that the F*ing Scots can be a force on special teams, as far as kick blocking is concerned.

I on behalf of the rest of the Scots Nation appreciate the tailgating invite. My tailgating will begin in the Tampa international airport lounge on Thursday evening, so I should be good and ready by the time we arrive in Minnesota.
FCB, now the comment about the SWEET SEASON. That was a tad uncalled for, we both enjoyed that book alot. Now I personnaly printed out numerous team pictures from the St. John's website and wiped my ass with those.
Maverick and Snydz, were gonna be leaving Chicago on Friday night after FCB is done with work.
Let it be known that the fat kid in the turkey suit is the LB.

[Kilted Rat]

Snydz,
Nope, don't follow D3hoops especially in the offseason.
Use chapstick or you might get sore lips from tooting your own horn so much.


While many people may not have hear of my boy Duff, a lot of people have heard of the West region champs ring he wears.

[Snydz822121]

not tooting my own horn, just stating facts

[Snydz822121]

Well I will have to admit that the new banter is welcome and appreciated. Let it be known that MC has a few D-linemen that can play some ball. Also, it is common knowledge that the F*ing Scots can be a force on special teams, as far as kick blocking is concerned.

I on behalf of the rest of the Scots Nation appreciate the tailgating invite. My tailgating will begin in the Tampa international airport lounge on Thursday evening, so I should be good and ready by the time we arrive in Minnesota.
FCB, now the comment about the SWEET SEASON. That was a tad uncalled for, we both enjoyed that book alot. Now I personnaly printed out numerous team pictures from the St. John's website and wiped my ass with those.
Maverick and Snydz, were gonna be leaving Chicago on Friday night after FCB is done with work.
Let it be known that the fat kid in the turkey suit is the LB.

Hey floridascot, FCB has my cell number so give me a call fir night...i will be minneanpolis fri night