FB: Midwest Conference

[DuffMan]

I'll leave the car topic with the following:

My Accord is sweet
it's V-6 purrs like a cat
no wing for this guy

PS - no one cares about your car

[Kilted Rat]

but I would love to stay and chat about it, just ask some of the fellow scots about it.  I am off for a while so talk your crap about cars all you want...

Must be someone at the drive thru.

[TC]

Can't beat my Yukon.
Let's take your car to Whitewater,
I get 12 per gallon.

[ritz72]

but I would love to stay and chat about it, just ask some of the fellow scots about it.  I am off for a while so talk your crap about cars all you want...

Must be someone at the drive thru.

May I help you, sir?
Would you like to supersize?
Pay at the window.

[Old Fighting Scot]

Whoa, whoa, whoa

Scots Nation must now come together to foil the evil empire. 

Darth Gagliardi will be defeated when he reveals to the young jedi Luke Tanney that he is his father.  Tanney will then unleash a barrage of light saber strikes to ChuHaffner, to stun the empire.  The final blow will be struck by the Armada of Destroyers, MC's defense (if you dont know you better ask somebody, quick fast and in a hurry). 

Domino's may have good D
You dont want to piss of Zigs
Gagliardi's Offense should get down and/or step out....

MC Football in 05, Shock the world baby!!!!

[DuffMan]

Domino's may have good D
You dont want to piss of Zigs
Gagliardi's Offense should get down and/or step out....

Learn the rules of the haiku!

[scottie]

I think that was called, "freestyle."   

First line, 5 syllables
Second line, 7 syllables
Third line, 5 syllables

v
v
v

Sev'ral days away
Scots and Johnnies are restless
And so are the fans

[Old Fighting Scot]

Some teachers think children should be taught to write haiku that conform to these rigid specifications. I disagree. The essence of haiku is the way it describes natural phenomena in the fewest number of words, making an indelible impression on the reader. The artistic effect, to me, is much more important than the number of syllables.

Bruce Lansky....

[Old Fighting Scot]

 

[Snydz822121]

but I would love to stay and chat about it, just ask some of the fellow scots about it.  I am off for a while so talk your crap about cars all you want...

Must be someone at the drive thru.

May I help you, sir?
Would you like to supersize?
Pay at the window.

ritz your my idol...thanks for putting my pic up..now everyone will know who i am when they see me the game!!!  I will be more popular with your fans than your own team!!!

[meachscribe]

200 - Goodnight now!

[lfcsports]

MIAC goons
Use too many syllables
We've got better schools

Yes, I am aware
Haiku can be more free-form
But it's fun to jab

Watch out for Tanney
Second-highest pass rating
In Division III

[Kilted Rat]

It is so easy
To put up outstanding stats
When you play chump teams

The only thing that
Your conference does thats worthwhile
Packer Cheerleaders

Your season soon ends
Enjoy the long offseason
Better luck next year

[sjusection105]

I didn't know AO drives a roush and switched his name to snydz

Mighty Royal

MR: I karmalized you for that one   Too bad he doesn't know AO

[sjusection105]

Sounds like a great first investment out of school, too.

Nothing like preparing for retirement by throwing your money towards a depreciating asset.

TC you are a wise man. I karmalized you for that one