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skoaltrain


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Skoal
The only shi$/trash/smack talking is done by Eagles because they travel in NOV every year. I guess the rest of us don't know how.  ;)
Never shall I leave a fallen comrade

skoaltrain

Quote from: abnrgr on November 15, 2006, 11:27:12 AM
Skoal
The only shi$/trash/smack talking is done by Eagles because they travel in NOV every year. I guess the rest of us don't know how.  ;)

That's why I offered up my assistance!  To help those less experienced.

CNU85

This is better than the comedy channel

hasanova

Hey Jacketlawyer, I went to a Quaker Club meeting last night and got some advance notice on Guilford's October 27, 2007 Homecoming game.  Tag, you're it!  Start planning now for a trip to Greensboro.  :) 

skoaltrain

And Sgt. Hulka isn't always gonna be here to be that big toe.

xbcdad

Quote from: CNU85 on November 15, 2006, 11:50:17 AM
This is better than the comedy channel

Goes great with my Subway turkey samich....
Quote from: hasanova on November 15, 2006, 10:37:38 AM
There once were some posters ennui       ("än-'wE)
With time on their hands - call it free
All things Dumb and Dumber
Made minds Numb and Number
But it fits all our minds to a tee!

My "guy" trilogy:  Dumb and Dumber, Monty Python and the Holy Grail and The Jerk.   Put a cooler next to the sofa, eat chips right out of a two pound bag and laugh 'til you cry.  Now relax while I recite the instructions for the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch:

Hasa,
That's what I'm talkin' about! High brow humor. I'm in!

skoaltrain

"Bark Like a Dog For Me."


O.K. Back to work for me......

Also, did anyone notice the D3football front page poll?  Which team should be most excited about ending their playoff drought?  As you can tell it sure isn't W&L if my only measuring tool is post patterns.

smmtiger

Quote from: skoaltrain on November 15, 2006, 01:44:46 PM
"Bark Like a Dog For Me."


You're a monkey woman, Mrs. Crane.  You're mean and lean and not too far between, I bet.

WLU78

Quote from: hasanova on November 15, 2006, 10:37:38 AM

My "guy" trilogy:  Dumb and Dumber, Monty Python and the Holy Grail and The Jerk.   Put a cooler next to the sofa, eat chips right out of a two pound bag and laugh 'til you cry. 


My bid is "Young Frankenstein", "What About Bob?", and "Caddyshack".

"Look at those knockers"


Outsider14

Quote from: hasanova on November 15, 2006, 10:37:38 AM
There once were some posters ennui       ("än-'wE)
With time on their hands - call it free
All things Dumb and Dumber
Made minds Numb and Number
But it fits all our minds to a tee!

My "guy" trilogy:  Dumb and Dumber, Monty Python and the Holy Grail and The Jerk.   Put a cooler next to the sofa, eat chips right out of a two pound bag and laugh 'til you cry.  Now relax while I recite the instructions for the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch:

Consult the Book of Armaments!

There are many ways to vanquish your foe. Sometimes, though, a special weapon is needed. We present to you, to use only for good, the Holy Hand Grenade. Think of it as the BFG of centuries past. Let us now turn to a page from "Armaments, Chapter Two," for instructions on how to use the Holy Hand Grenade properly.

First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

Perfect for use against Killer Rabbits.



1...... 2...... 5! (3 sir) whatever!
"99% ain't good enough"

smmtiger

Quote from: WLU78 on November 15, 2006, 01:53:16 PM
Quote from: hasanova on November 15, 2006, 10:37:38 AM

My "guy" trilogy:  Dumb and Dumber, Monty Python and the Holy Grail and The Jerk.   Put a cooler next to the sofa, eat chips right out of a two pound bag and laugh 'til you cry. 


My bid is "Young Frankenstein", "What About Bob?", and "Caddyshack".

"Look at those knockers"

how's about a football trilogy:  as per myself, i would have to say "wildcats" (bonus points for a young goldie hawn nekkid), "the best of times" and "north dallas forty" with the episode of little house on the prairie that they throw little willie for a touchdown garnering honorable mention status

hasanova

Quote from: skoaltrain on November 15, 2006, 01:38:12 PM
And Sgt. Hulka isn't always gonna be here to be that big toe.

Doh!  How could I forget Stripes and Caddyshack?  How much plastic explosive does it take to take out a) gophers and b) the Berlin Wall?  I met Bill Murray once and got his autograph.  I still laugh when I think about him as the greenskeeper pretending he's at The Masters.   :)

hasanova

Not a comedy, but Remember the Titans has to also be on a football list.   :)FYI - I was a graduate student at S. Carolina when the QB on that HS team played for the Gamecocks.  They went to a bowl game.

CNU85