D3 Championship Belt

[smedindy]

If we don't watch it, this thread will catch on fire like Daytona's track. But The-Belt^TM will live on.

[Gregory Sager]

The Legal Weasal^TM may have to file an injunction to stop the quoting of the quote pyramid^TM.   Clearly there cannot be two objects of such lustrous quality in the same thread.  This has to be violation of trademark law........or supersweetness anyway.

I don't think that the Legal Weasel^TM is lead counsel on matters concerning the quote pyramid^TM. That would be handled by a different Animal Thing^TM altogether, namely the Legal Quetzecoatl^TM:



You need the right Animal Thing^TM for the right legal job. And nobody knows pyramids like the Legal Quetzecoatl^TM.

[smedindy]

I was thinking it was the Legal Axolotl^TM. Maybe he's in the same firm?

[Mr. Ypsi]

The Legal Weasal^TM may have to file an injunction to stop the quoting of the quote pyramid^TM.   Clearly there cannot be two objects of such lustrous quality in the same thread.  This has to be violation of trademark law........or supersweetness anyway.

As I asked before, can we be sure that The Belt^TM is not in fact the magnificent spawn of the Glorious Quote Pyramid^TM?

[smedindy]

I think it may be the other way around. My sacred text interpretation shows The-Belt^TM has primacy.

[Ralph Turner]

What have I done. 

I totally miss my editing privileges. I can't even edit my own posts.

I would have recommended that you enter the "Witness Protection Program" that is set up for the Security Detail when one of the guards hired by "The-Belt^TM", LLC retires.

[Gregory Sager]

I was thinking it was the Legal Axolotl^TM. Maybe he's in the same firm?

The Legal Axolotl^TM is the counsel we'll consult when we start a d3boards.com room that debates whether an amputee basketball player who has new limbs grafted on loses his eligibility if the new limbs belonged to the cadaver of a college graduate.

[Ralph Turner]

If we don't watch it, this thread will catch on fire like Daytona's track. But The-Belt^TM will live on.

Wow!  What multi-tasking...

Listening to Hoopsville, watching Daytona and typing on The-Belt^TM thread.  +1!

[sac]

Is magnificent luster flammable?

[Ryan Scott (Hoops Fan)]

If we don't watch it, this thread will catch on fire like Daytona's track. But The-Belt^TM will live on.

Wow!  What multi-tasking...

Listening to Hoopsville, watching Daytona and typing on The-Belt^TM thread.  +1!

Actually I think that is a violation of belt rules - you must give full attention to the belt when discussing or even thinking of the belt.

[Gregory Sager]

If we don't watch it, this thread will catch on fire like Daytona's track. But The-Belt^TM will live on.

Wow!  What multi-tasking...

Listening to Hoopsville, watching Daytona and typing on The-Belt^TM thread.  +1!

Actually I think that is a violation of belt rules - you must give full attention to the belt when discussing or even thinking of the belt.

^TM

Prepare to be eaten by a copyright-infringement filing, O careless one!

[Ryan Scott (Hoops Fan)]

If we don't watch it, this thread will catch on fire like Daytona's track. But The-Belt^TM will live on.

Wow!  What multi-tasking...

Listening to Hoopsville, watching Daytona and typing on The-Belt^TM thread.  +1!

Actually I think that is a violation of belt rules - you must give full attention to the belt when discussing or even thinking of the belt.

^TM

Prepare to be eaten by a copyright-infringement filing, O careless one!

The weasel and I go way back; he's not coming after me.

[Just Bill]

I can confirm the the illustrious D-III Championship Belt^TM was not spawned from a pyramid or any other three-dimensional shape. To suggest The Belt^TM was begotten by an inanimate 8th grade geometry class object is bordering on blastphemy. The Belt^TM was simply a flicker of divine inspiration that occured ro a much younger Just Bill while sitting on a sofa rescued from a curbside dumpster in one of America's great college towns, while surrounded by individuals with similar blood-alcohol content levels.

That said, I have no objection to the Glorious Quote Pyramid as it seems to be a kindred spirit to that essence which The Belt^TM possesses. Carry on all ye who have entered here and those who shall come after!

[Just Bill]

Here's the complete history of the 61 pages of the D-III Championship Belt^TM, Abridged...

"Hey, here's an idea"
"Sure let's try it"
"This is kind of fun"
"Let's not get carried away" - Pat
"Baubles and Gewgaws"
"What if an NAIA team gets it?"
"They can't"
"Yes, they can"
"No, they can't"
"43-man Squamish"
"Trademarked!"
"A whole summer in Stevens Point doesn't sound like fun"
"How do we transport this thing"
"Photoshopping!"
"Go Crown!"
"Maybe we need an ark"
"Go Caltech!"
"Legal Weasel"

There. That about covers it. Fill in anything I missed.

[smorris12]

I can't listen to the USTREAM of Hoopsville last night but am very interested.   I am an Albertus alumni/player/fan and would liek to know what the St Joe's coach discussed on hoopsville, is there anything on youtube?  I would be curious as to his thoughts on the matchup?