D3 Championship Belt

sac · January 29, 2009, 11:15:26 PM

and by the way I think every conference should have their own belt.

The MIAA's would be in Albion's hands by virtue of beating Alma. This years MIAA belt chase would be.........

Hope
Hope
Hope
Calvin
Olivet
Alma
Albion

Pat Coleman · January 29, 2009, 11:21:31 PM

Quote from: Gregory Sager on January 29, 2009, 10:53:40 PM
"This Belt^TM is a bleeping valuable thing. You don't just give it away. I've got this Belt^TM, and it's bleeping golden."

+1!!

Gregory Sager · January 30, 2009, 02:49:36 AM

Quote from: sac on January 29, 2009, 11:12:49 PM
moral turpitude?

Can a fictional belt be subjected to moral turpitude?

No, but a real-life team that holds a fictional Belt^TM can lose said fictional Belt^TM due to moral turpitude.

As to whether or not the moral turpitude has to be real or fictional in order to lead to Belt^TM removal, we'll have to get a ruling from the Grand Poobah of the D3 Championship Belt^TM, Just Bill.

BUBeaverFan · January 30, 2009, 08:59:03 AM

Transy has an off day 1/31 so the next chance for the belt to move is 2/4 Defiance at Transy. Bluffton has games with Anderson, Defiance and Transy in their final three games. I'd love for the Beavers to have a crack at holding the belt, if even for a short time.

Just Bill · January 30, 2009, 10:15:46 AM

As we do whenever a question regarding the Belt^TM arises we turn our eyes toward boxing and professional wrestling to arrive at a decision. Really, I think most procedural and moral decisions should use the WWE, WBO, ECW, WBC, AWA and all other versions of alphabet soup as a guideline.

You have a filibuster in the Senate, you say? That calls for a "Junior Senator Ladder Match" with the Vice-President's gavel suspended 15 feet above the mat.

A rival is dispareging your family's good name and character? Leap over an expensive car and unleash a flying drop kick in full view of police, media and bystanders.

That's how we get things done!

Back to the topic at hand. If we've learned anything from Mike Tyson, Buster Douglas, Quinton "Rampage" Jackson and essentially every pro wrestler on the planet it's that no amount of moral turpitude can really lead to anything more than a slap on the wrist (or lengthy jail sentences). So live it up, boys!

But so help me, if there's even one scratch on that leather masterpiece or a single gewgaw slightly out of place, there will be no place you can hide that will escape my wrath. ARE YOU LISTENING, TRANSY!

Just Bill · February 02, 2009, 05:25:59 PM

Ever since Sager called me the Grand Poobah, I've been thinking about getting one of those Royal Order of Water Buffalo hats like Fred and Barney used to wear. I think that would sum up my position nicely. Anyone seen one on eBay?

Ralph Turner · February 02, 2009, 05:52:37 PM

Quote from: Just Bill on February 02, 2009, 05:25:59 PM
Ever since Sager called me the Grand Poobah, I've been thinking about getting one of those Royal Order of Water Buffalo hats like Fred and Barney used to wear. I think that would sum up my position nicely. Anyone seen one on eBay?

Actually, I was thinking of something more like this.

Gregory Sager · February 04, 2009, 01:35:28 PM

Quote from: Ralph Turner on February 02, 2009, 05:52:37 PM
Quote from: Just Bill on February 02, 2009, 05:25:59 PM
Ever since Sager called me the Grand Poobah, I've been thinking about getting one of those Royal Order of Water Buffalo hats like Fred and Barney used to wear. I think that would sum up my position nicely. Anyone seen one on eBay?
Actually, I was thinking of something more like this.

Spiffy!

BUBeaverFan · February 04, 2009, 09:17:41 PM

Transy 53 Defiance 48 Final Belt stays with Transy.

sac · February 05, 2009, 12:46:30 AM

Quote from: WashU33Fan on February 04, 2009, 09:17:41 PM
Transy 53 Defiance 48 Final Belt stays with Transy.

They've been defiant about giving up the belt.

Gregory Sager · February 05, 2009, 01:08:56 AM

Why is it that, when I think of Transylvania owning the Belt^TM, I get a mental image of Tim Curry as Dr. Frank N. Furter wearing it on top of his lingerie?

Let's do the Time Warp again!

sac · February 05, 2009, 01:23:00 AM

Quote from: Gregory Sager on February 05, 2009, 01:08:56 AM
Why is it that, when I think of Transylvania owning the Belt^TM, I get a mental image of Tim Curry as Dr. Frank N. Furter wearing it on top of his lingerie?

Let's do the Time Warp again!

I don't want to know where the fictional belt is fictionaly in that picture.

I find it very hard to believe Tim Curry is 63 this year.

I'm sure people have some rather dark images of Transylvania fans, thinking they're all dressed in Goth gear, sipping drinks from lead goblets and stuff.

Truth is they're normal midwestern folks and there were alot of them at Wittenberg in 2006.

I can't believe none of them have a computer that can find this site. $:-\$

Gregory Sager · February 05, 2009, 01:25:47 AM

Quote from: sac on February 05, 2009, 01:23:00 AM
I can't believe none of them have a computer that can find this site. $:-\$

Well, their computers are probably covered in cobwebs, just like everything else in Transylvania.

tu-fan · February 06, 2009, 05:04:53 PM

Alright Alright....Your call for a Transylvanian has been answered. You will all be glad to know the Championship Belt is secured in a vault beneatht the Beck Center Floor. Upon receiving The Belt, we first displayed at the entrance of the Arena. After numerous attempts of theft, we dedided it would be best to have it put in a safe place.

I assure you all, The Belt is safe and is in good hands.
Hopefully, it will stay in Lexington....

Just Bill · February 06, 2009, 05:12:48 PM

I can again sleep well tonight.

A vault under the floor at Transylvania? I am not going down there with out a wooden stake and a garlic necklace, thank you very much. That might be the safest Belt^TM storage location yet.