D3 Championship Belt

[Greek Tragedy]

After a summer of ........... oh hell I don't know what they do in Wisconsin.

BTW, we have a brat fry about every weekend. We eat lots of fish on Fridays. We attend anything that ends in "fest," "fair," or "days" i.e., Summerfest, Brat Days, Bastille Days, Brady Street Days, German Fest, Italian Fest, State Fair, etc. We boat, camp and fish a lot too. I think every little town has a parade for everything. We try to keep busy here in Wisconsin. 

[sac]

Whitewater has a Belt^tmfest

[Flying Dutch Fan]

As I was driving through the blizzard in West Michigan this morning (6-10 inches of snow overnight wiht 10-20MPH winds) I began to wonder if there was a potential for the UWW@Hope game tonight to be cancelled.  But I believe the glory of The Belt^TM will overpower the wind and snow to permit UWW to make it safely to Holland.  HOPEfully their trip home will be wihtout The Belt^TM, leaving them to deal with the elements on their own.

[sac]

I'm new to this belt^tm watching stuff, tell me is this adequate protection from its glory?

[Gregory Sager]

It didn't work for Mr. Spock when he saw The Belt^TM:

[smedindy]

"I have been, and always shall be, your friend...", the dying words of sac....

[sac]

Whitewater 82  Hope 80

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DHIqUkmj-o



I took lots of pictures of The Belt^tm, they're all washed-out from the glory.  Fair thee well, until we meet again.

[Pat Coleman]

How does that go? Rocky theme song? Blur's Song #2? Limp Bizkit's Break Stuff? Inquiring minds want to know!

Wagner's "Ride of the Valkyries", I believe.

After all, Pat does have a spear and magic helmet (in addition to the metal folding chair).

Yes ......... magic helmet ............ and I'll give you a sample!

[Just Bill]

God, I love it when Pat jumps into this thread.

[Greek Tragedy]

I've made a call to the Oshkosh athletic office to request a reduction or elimination of their admission fee to this week's visit of Whitewater to Kolf. I've explained to them that the glow of The Belt^TM should be plenty to light Kolf for the game against the Titans, thus eliminating the use of lighting and saving hundreds of dollars in energy. In addition the hoards of 100s that will come to feel the power of The Belt^TM and all it's glory will add to the concession stand sales, if they decide to sell sunglasses.

Their response? "What's The Belt^TM?"

I pity you.

[Ryan Scott (Hoops Fan)]

I've made a call to the Oshkosh athletic office to request a reduction or elimination of their admission fee to this week's visit of Whitewater to Kolf. I've explained to them that the glow of The Belt^TM should be plenty to light Kolf for the game against the Titans, thus eliminating the use of lighting and saving hundreds of dollars in energy. In addition the hoards of 100s that will come to feel the power of The Belt^TM and all it's glory will add to the concession stand sales, if they decide to sell sunglasses.

Their response? "What's The Belt^TM?"

I pity you.

Isn't that what people say the minute before their face melts off Raiders-of-the-Lost-Ark-style?

[Just Bill]

I've made a call to the Oshkosh athletic office to request a reduction or elimination of their admission fee to this week's visit of Whitewater to Kolf. I've explained to them that the glow of The Belt^TM should be plenty to light Kolf for the game against the Titans, thus eliminating the use of lighting and saving hundreds of dollars in energy. In addition the hoards of 100s that will come to feel the power of The Belt^TM and all it's glory will add to the concession stand sales, if they decide to sell sunglasses.

Their response? "What's The Belt^TM?"

I pity you.

Isn't that what people say the minute before their face melts off Raiders-of-the-Lost-Ark-style?

DON'T LOOK AT IT, MARION!

[sac]

The Belt^TM would never do harm to those who seek to grasp its baubles.

[Gregory Sager]

Yeah, well, that's what the French dude said about the Ark when he lifted the lid.

[Just Bill]

Aw yeah. Wednesday night we got a real Battle for the Belt^TM. Current holders UW-Whitewater travel to #1 Augustana. Although you can't truly be #1 without the Baubles and Gewgaws. Let's get it on!