D3 Championship Belt

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sac

I hear the Quad Cities has never been more excited, but that's probably a pretty low bar.

iwumichigander

Quote from: sac on December 08, 2014, 09:19:41 PM
I hear the Quad Cities has never been more excited, but that's probably a pretty low bar.
might that be one of several bars along the east banks of the Mississippi river?

Gregory Sager

Exactly. Every bar in the QC is a low bar.
"To see what is in front of one's nose is a constant struggle." -- George Orwell

Just Bill

Be sure to tip your waitress.

"That seems silly and pointless..." - Hoops Fan

The first and still most accurate description of the D3 Championship BeltTM thread.

sac

Augustana 96  Whitewater 94  2OT


The BeltTM spent a little too much time the past couple days with the Augustana co-eds in those low bars.   This morning the newest holder of The BeltTM Coach Grey Giovanine had a few words to say.


Grey:   It gives me great pleasure to handle these baubles and geegaws of such a fine accessory.  ItTM will look fantastic as my jacket twirls over my head and I toss it over the opposing bench.
<chuckle from the crowd>
Grey:  There is no greater honor in college sports than to capture The BeltTM, not even in D1.  I know because I've coached at 6 of them.
<pause, as if to expect applause>
Grey:  I want the supporters of Augustana to know we will take this belt to Jacksonville, Florida and defend its glor <tapped on shoulder>........excuse me.
Augie assistant:  <whispers>  uh, MacMurray is in Jacksonville, Illinois
Grey:   Illinois?
Augie assistant:  yes Illinois
Grey:   What do I do with my speedo?
Augie assistant:  I told you not to wear it to this press conference
Grey:  Everyone wears speedo's while doing press conferences in D1.  I've coache....
Augie assistant:  yes 5 schools  <rolls eyes>
Grey:  6 schools
Augie assistant:  you can cover your speedo with The BeltTM
Grey:  I don't like how the baubles rub against my thighs
Augie assistant:  well, maybe......wait how do you know that?
Grey:  never mind
Augie assistant:  oh yeah right the low bars, no more Tequilla for awhile
Grey:  agreed.
Augie assistant: anyway, Jacksonville, Illinois
Grey:  right!  Hey do you think they'll call it the Corn BeltTM while we have it?
Augie assistant:  good one.   <points to the crowd>

Grey:  We'll take this beltTm to Jacksonville, Illinoissssss  <winks towards assistant> and defend it with all the honor an Augustana man can muster.  With our schedule of opponents I'm certain we'll be holding The BeltTM into the new year and we'll take it into the greatest conference in the history of conferences the CCIW.  I know because I've coached....

Crowd:  <in unison> at 6 D1 schools.

Gregory Sager

"To see what is in front of one's nose is a constant struggle." -- George Orwell

David Collinge

Quote from: sac on December 12, 2014, 09:50:36 AM
Augie assistant:  you can cover your speedo with The BeltTM

Uhm, yeah, uh...Just Bill, I think we're gonna need a new BeltTM.

Just Bill

Quote from: David Collinge on December 12, 2014, 06:09:19 PM
Quote from: sac on December 12, 2014, 09:50:36 AM
Augie assistant:  you can cover your speedo with The BeltTM

Uhm, yeah, uh...Just Bill, I think we're gonna need a new BeltTM.

I'd like to see him try. There's far less painful ways to get a vasectomy.
"That seems silly and pointless..." - Hoops Fan

The first and still most accurate description of the D3 Championship BeltTM thread.

Just Bill

The BeltTM in all it's splendor has been passed! Augustana shall parade the BeltTM through each of the Quad Cities, avoiding the worst parts. Which means of course, it will stay locked safely in it's case and not actually go anywhere.
"That seems silly and pointless..." - Hoops Fan

The first and still most accurate description of the D3 Championship BeltTM thread.

FCGrizzliesGrad

#1284
It seems The BeltTM has quietly enjoyed ItsTM stay with Augustana the past month. No mention of ItsTM trip to Wisconsin Dells or almost deciding to head to Elmhurst. ItTM will be on full display this evening as #1 ranked (good to see the d3 poll has decided to follow The Belt'sTM lead) Augustana heads to Naperville to take on #9 North Central.
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sac

What we're really looking for this year is a picture of Sager with the BeltTm

KnightSlappy

#1286
CCIW is a deep league with only a four-team tournament. Is this the year The BeltTM stays home in March?

sac

....visions of a shirtless Greg Sager floating on an innertube in Lake Michigan cackling as he smokes a cigar, sips a Budweiser, wearing his Cubs hat with the BeltTm straining at the waistline, its baugbles and geegaws glistening in the summer sun.


Gregory Sager

Quote from: sac on January 14, 2015, 08:27:38 AM
What we're really looking for this year is a picture of Sager with the BeltTm

I've checked the supply closet at the west end of the crackerbox, so I know that NPU's got the goggles and tongs for handling Thee Most Exalted Bespangled CinctureTM, as well as the special golden poles for carrying the Ark of The BeltTM, just in case the improbable comes to pass.

Quote from: sac on January 14, 2015, 01:25:02 PM
....visions of a shirtless Greg Sager floating on an innertube in Lake Michigan cackling as he smokes a cigar, sips a Budweiser, wearing his Cubs hat with the BeltTm straining at the waistline, its baubles and geegaws glistening in the summer sun.

Replace the Budweiser with a Fat Tire, and this could be a thing.
"To see what is in front of one's nose is a constant struggle." -- George Orwell

northb

Quote from: Gregory Sager on January 14, 2015, 01:37:46 PM
Quote from: sac on January 14, 2015, 08:27:38 AM
What we're really looking for this year is a picture of Sager with the BeltTm

I've checked the supply closet at the west end of the crackerbox, so I know that NPU's got the goggles and tongs for handling Thee Most Exalted Bespangled CinctureTM, as well as the special golden poles for carrying the Ark of The BeltTM, just in case the improbable comes to pass.

Quote from: sac on January 14, 2015, 01:25:02 PM
....visions of a shirtless Greg Sager floating on an innertube in Lake Michigan cackling as he smokes a cigar, sips a Budweiser, wearing his Cubs hat with the BeltTm straining at the waistline, its baubles and geegaws glistening in the summer sun.

Replace the Budweiser with a Fat Tire, and this could be a thing.

Also, don't forget to replace the Cubs hat with...pretty much anything else.
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