D3 Championship Belt

[David Collinge]

The reality is I just cut and pasted what was already done.  As JustBill said, its in there somewhere.

Just what do you think interns do, anyway?

I take mine black, by the way.

[Gregory Sager]

What's the record for the biggest number of separate Belt^TM possessions in one season? Can anybody beat Augie's three?

There's only 1,342 posts on this thread. I'm sure it's in there somewhere. We really need to get ourselves a Belt^TM intern to do that kind of stuff. I'm taking applications now.

Fortunately, I was able to ypsi somebody into doing the homework for me.

Finally, after all these years of being ypsied, I was able to turn the tables and ypsi somebody else -- in this case, sac. An historic day!

Third hit for "belt intern", maybe I should have included the trademark.



Seems about right.

The words "belt intern" made me think that an image search would've brought up nothing but pictures of Monica Lewinsky and blue dresses. I have to say that sac's pic is far more suitable for our purposes, and has "meme" written all over it.

No doubt the Weasels^TM are busy trademarking the image of those two white-clad gentlemen even as I type.

The reality is I just cut and pasted what was already done.  As JustBill said, its in there somewhere.

Just what do you think interns do, anyway?

I take mine black, by the way.

And see if you can rustle up some cookies, too, while you're at it.

[Mr. Ypsi]

The title of this thread does not have a TM logo, yet the weasels^TM have not come after it.  Is The Guru even more powerful than The Belt^TM??!!

(And was it legal to write The Guru rather than The Guru^TM?)

[sac]

sorry about the Santa belts but the internet is a little short of geegaw and baubled belt^tm cookies.



...someone else can get Justbill's pants.

[David Collinge]

Good work. Keep it up and we'll think about maybe paying you something in a year or two.

[KnightSlappy]

I hereby officially dub sac the "D-III Championships Belt^TM Intern"

Now go get me a cappuccino and shape the foam into a profile of Greg Sager. And my dry cleaning. Don't forget my dry cleaning.

Why does he need his dry cleaning shaped into a profile of Greg Sager? Not sure. But never question the boss.

[David Collinge]

I hereby officially dub sac the "D-III Championships Belt^TM Intern"

Now go get me a cappuccino and shape the foam into a profile of Greg Sager. And my dry cleaning. Don't forget my dry cleaning.

Why does he need his dry cleaning shaped into a profile of Greg Sager? Not sure. But never question the boss.

Anxiously awaiting sac googling up a photo of that.

[sac]

[northb]

I hereby officially dub sac the "D-III Championships Belt^TM Intern"

Now go get me a cappuccino and shape the foam into a profile of Greg Sager. And my dry cleaning. Don't forget my dry cleaning.

Why does he need his dry cleaning shaped into a profile of Greg Sager? Not sure. But never question the boss.

Doesn't everyone?

[Gregory Sager]

I could do without it.

[John Gleich]

I could do without it.

Yes, but all of your mirrors bear a striking resemblance to you, especially when you walk by.

[Gregory Sager]

Nothing I can do about that, John, short of wearing one of these all the time:



(The mask, not the singlet or the belt.)

I'd just rather not subject myself to dry-cleaning mimicry. Too spooky.

[John Gleich]

Nothing I can do about that, John, short of wearing one of these all the time:



(The mask, not the singlet or the belt.)

I'd just rather not subject myself to dry-cleaning mimicry. Too spooky.

Here are my shirts. Done by noon tomorrow? And don't forget the starch. Or the Sager!

[Ralph Turner]

The Belt^TM has never been held by a Texas team.  Well, we Texans are waiting for it^TM.

[Pat Coleman]

The Belt^TM has never been held by a Texas team.  Well, we Texans are waiting for it^TM.

You ain't gonna win the belt by playin' UT-Permian Basin and Huston-Tillotson.