D3 Championship Belt

[magicman]

The Belt^TM has never been held by a Texas team.  Well, we Texans are waiting for it^TM.

You ain't gonna win the belt The Belt^TM by playin' UT-Permian Basin and Huston-Tillotson.

Fixed it for you. We wouldn't want Just Bill to have to call out the weasels on the Guru.

[Greek Tragedy]

Fixed it for you. We wouldn't want Just Bill to have to call out the weasels on the Guru.

Did you say Gru? Oh, Nevermind.

[Gregory Sager]

The Belt^TM has never been held by a Texas team.  Well, we Texans are waiting for it^TM.

You ain't gonna win the belt The Belt^TM by playin' UT-Permian Basin and Huston-Tillotson.

Fixed it for you. We wouldn't want Just Bill to have to call out the weasels on the Guru.

[smedindy]

I wouldn't want my guitar to kill Pat's mama, either...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0Oj-eZqpHE

[sac]

The Belt^TM has never been held by a Texas team.  Well, we Texans are waiting for it^TM.

2012-2013
UW-Whitewater
12-12-12 UW-Stevens Point
12-21-12 St. Thomas
1-21-13 Concordia-Moorhead
1-23-13 Carleton
1-26-13 Bethel
1-30-13 St. John's
2-4-13 Augsburg
2-6-13 Carleton
2-13-13 Gustavus Adolphus
2-16-13 Concordia-Moorhead
2-22-13 Augsburg
2-23-13 St. Thomas
3-23-13 Mary Hardin-Baylor
4-7-13   Amherst


It was Mary Hardin-Baylor that carried The Belt^TM from the appropriately name Belton, Texas to Atlanta a couple years ago.  Along with some beer and a pregnant elephant.....and Dom Deluise.

I'm sure you were at the barbeque it got pretty crazy.

[Ralph Turner]

The Belt^TM has never been held by a Texas team.  Well, we Texans are waiting for it^TM.

2012-2013
UW-Whitewater
12-12-12 UW-Stevens Point
12-21-12 St. Thomas
1-21-13 Concordia-Moorhead
1-23-13 Carleton
1-26-13 Bethel
1-30-13 St. John's
2-4-13 Augsburg
2-6-13 Carleton
2-13-13 Gustavus Adolphus
2-16-13 Concordia-Moorhead
2-22-13 Augsburg
2-23-13 St. Thomas
3-23-13 Mary Hardin-Baylor
4-7-13   Amherst


It was Mary Hardin-Baylor that carried The Belt^TM from the appropriately name Belton, Texas to Atlanta a couple years ago.  Along with some beer and a pregnant elephant.....and Dom Deluise.

I'm sure you were at the barbeque it got pretty crazy.

I forgot!  Sorry. For 2 weeks.

[sac]

The Belt^TM heads to Salem with Augustana.

[kiko]

The Belt^TM heads to Salem with Augustana.

... and now It^TM is the world's blingiest collar as the Pointers trot, tails head high, back to Wisconsin after winning Best in Show in Salem.

The Belt^TM apparently did not take kindly to Grey^TM Giovanine^TM repeatedly wearing It^TM for the opening tipoff, then angrily removing and chucking It^TM three rows deep into the crowd at the first moment that piqued his ire.

[Mr. Ypsi]

The Belt^TM heads to Salem with Augustana.

... and now It^TM is the world's blingiest collar as the Pointers trot, tails head high, back to Wisconsin after winning Best in Show in Salem.

The Belt^TM apparently did not take kindly to Grey^TM Giovanine^TM repeatedly wearing It^TM for the opening tipoff, then angrily removing and chucking It^TM three rows deep into the crowd at the first moment that piqued his ire.

Coach Giovanine is well-known for flinging his sports coat into the bleachers when things don't go as he wished.  But he is NOT crazy!  Even he would never risk 'chucking' The Belt^TM.  He (and The Belt^TM) demand a retraction of these scurrilous allegations, at risk of meeting up with The Weasels^TM.  (And, Kiko, you do NOT want to confront The Weasels^TM. )

[FCGrizzliesGrad]

It^TM started the season in Wisconsin and It^TM finishes the season in Wisconsin. The Belt^TM might need a belt of Its^TM own if It^TM keeps spending the summers eating deep fried cheese and brats.

[sac]

Congratulations to this years Belt^TM holders from Stevens Point.  I was searching for something witty to say but for some reason all my belt^Tm and Wisconsin search references turned up links to Pink Floyd songs.  I gave up early if I'm honest.

I suspect our resident Pointer brothers John Gleich and OldSchool will likely have a Belt^Tm meet and greet lined up at the Hilltop Bar not far from campus very soon.


Looking back on this season The Belt^Tm didn't stray too far from last summers home in Whitewater and  wound through The Greatest Conference in America^TM a little before settling on a location near its apparent preferred summer home in Wisconsin.  This was probably the fewest miles we've put on The Belt^Tm since the great Swedish Bikini Ski Team incident of the late 90's^TM. 

2014-2015 Thee Most Exalted Bespangled Cincture^TM itinerary
3-22-14  UW-Whitewater
12-10-15  Augustana
1-21-15  Illinois Wesleyan
1-24-15  Elmhurst
1-28-15  Augustana
1-31-15  North Park
2-11-15  Elmhurst
2-21-15  Illinois Wesleyan
2-28-15  Augustana
3-21-15  UW-Stevens Point


Before we know it the leaves will change, the harvest will come in and the days will grow shorter and darker and only the echo's of balls bouncing off wood floors will lift our collective spirits and it will be Belt^Tm time again.

[Greek Tragedy]

See The Belt^TM at Stevens Point's famous ice cream spot, Belt's?

[Gregory Sager]

Is that a tell-tale sign (literally) that UWSP ranks below the local high school in the pecking order, Tom?

[Greek Tragedy]

Is that a tell-tale sign (literally) that UWSP ranks below the local high school in the pecking order, Tom?

Alphabetical?   

[Greek Tragedy]

It^TM started the season in Wisconsin and It^TM finishes the season in Wisconsin. The Belt^TM might need a belt of Its^TM own if It^TM keeps spending the summers eating deep fried cheese and brats.

And Point Beer.