D3 Championship Belt

[Gregory Sager]

Is that a tell-tale sign (literally) that UWSP ranks below the local high school in the pecking order, Tom?

Alphabetical?   

Right. Like "Puppet show" being listed above Spinal Tap was alphabetical.

[Greek Tragedy]

In shocking news The Belt^TM was recently highjacked on the way to Stevens Point. Security forces targeted the man below, a Canadian extremist, with stealing The Belt^TM.




After a heated argument with my wife, it was decided that a one-on-one fight would determine the rightful owner of said Belt^TM



King Midget took the responsibility of taking on the Canadian extremist



After a long, hard-fought battle, the good guys reclaimed what was rightfully theirs.



The Belt^TM security forces, with the help from my wife, King Midget, Fabio, Little Joe, Little Stevie-O and The Little Show, returned The Belt^TM back to the campus of UWSP.

[sac]

They lost the Belt^TM?



They lost the Belt^TM?  C'mon man.



They lost the Belt^TM?



How do you lose a Belt^TM?

[Greek Tragedy]

We hardly lost The Belt^TM. It was taken from us and we took it back...

Despite the security's best efforts protecting The Belt^TM using an armored convoy...



and The Belt^TM secured in a small safe pulled behind two cars driven by professional drivers...



The Belt^TM's security detail did not anticipate being hijacked by a tank...

[sac]

I noticed this weekend that The University of Alabama football team has what they call a "ball out belt".  A real belt they pass around on the sideline to any player who recovers a fumble or intercepts a pass.




I think we all know where this idea came from and I trust Just Bill and his army of weasels are on the case to recover all monetary residuals The Belt^TM may be entitled to.   

[Just Bill]

Cha-ching

[Greek Tragedy]

Well, it was a busy off-season for The Belt^TM in Stevens Point. After returning from Salem, The Belt^TM celebrated with the local high school boy's basketball team as they won the State Championship. Later IT^TM visited Stevens Point's men's hockey team and consoled them for just missing out on their own championship, losing 5-2 to Trinity ( Conn.) in the Final. In April, The Belt^TM participated in the World's Largest Trivia Contest in Stevens Point, a 54-hour marathon of questions. When summer came, It^TM lost plenty of golf balls at Sentry World Golf Club, enjoyed plenty of flurries at Belt's soft serve and many drinks and tours through Stevens Point's own brewery. The Belt^TM also attended Iola's Old Car Show and Swap Meet, and danced with Here Come the Mummies at Stevens Point's 4th of July celebration, Riverfront Rendezvous.

Well, it's time to get back to business. The Belt^TM is currently updating its passport as it's headed to Canada to start it's title defense vs ex-WIACer UW-Superior tomorrow night. The Belt^TM is exhausted,  and possibly  still drunk, but will do it's best not too cause too many problems for the Royal Canadian Mounted Police.

[Greek Tragedy]

After a slight delay at the border, The Belt^TM returned from Superior safely arriving in Stevens Point after their first title defense. Up next is a visit from St. Olaf. The Oles knocked off the Pointers last year in Minnesota, so the home team will be extra motivated to keep The Belt^TM in central Wisconsin.

[sac]

  Hope 68 Stevens Point 56

<ahem>
THE BELT IS COMING TO HOLLAND!!!!   WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!   OMG!!!!   OMG!!!! OMG!!!!   





Dutch

[Mr. Ypsi]

  Hope 68 Stevens Point 56

<ahem>
THE BELT IS COMING TO HOLLAND!!!!   WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!   OMG!!!!   OMG!!!! OMG!!!!   





Dutch

If you can hang onto it for a while, the city can save a lot of energy on its heated sidewalks - The Belt^TM will melt the snow!

[Flying Dutch Fan]

  Hope 68 Stevens Point 56

<ahem>
THE BELT IS COMING TO HOLLAND!!!!   WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!   OMG!!!!   OMG!!!! OMG!!!!   





Dutch

Just watched the Dutchmen load The Belt^TM onto the Hope bus for the trip to Holland.

[smedindy]

But The Belt ^TM would like to know if the condiment situation has cleared up at Hope?

[David Collinge]

Oh man, how I wish I still had that photo.

Bravo and +1 smeds, that was brilliant.

[Flying Dutch Fan]

But The Belt ^TM would like to know if the condiment situation has cleared up at Hope?

While the condiment controversy has been ongoing for years, I have great confidence that wth the arrival of The Belt^TM this will immediately be cleared up. Not that The Belt^TM cares about such nonsense, but Its^TM mere presence will cause both factions to immediately agree.

[sac]