115th Monon Bell Classic

[Mr. Ypsi]

Some alternative names that might work:
Breckenridgebear-paw
Brokenridgebear
Duckfepauwbearpawswallows
Readmeatridgebear (with or without a paw, it would work)
Depauwbreckenridgeswallowsbear

Benchwarmer58?

In light of his 'slur' about no slurs, might I suggest: Brokebackridgebear.

[DPULefty22]

I believe DNQ stands for "Did Not Qualify academically or financially to attend DePauw, so settled for Boys Town in Crawfordsville instead."

[Breckenridgebear]

See how far you have fallen Mr. Ypsi? It is a shame, I thought you were better than that.

[Mr. Ypsi]

See how far you have fallen Mr. Ypsi? It is a shame, I thought you were better than that.

au contraire, freshman.  You see, the difference is I don't think 'gay' is a slur, whereas you obviously do.  The homophobic jokes about Wabash got old years before you arrived, and haven't gotten any fresher since then.  Got any less tired material?

I'm not sure you're ready for the big leagues yet, son.

[Breckenridgebear]

Some alternative names that might work:
Breckenridgebear-paw
Brokenridgebear
Duckfepauwbearpawswallows
Readmeatridgebear (with or without a paw, it would work)
Depauwbreckenridgeswallowsbear

Benchwarmer58?

In light of his 'slur' about no slurs, might I suggest: Brokebackridgebear.

Really? What was that post about than grandpa?

By the way, am I wrong or isn't Ypsilanti where the headquarters of N.A.M.B.L.A. is located? Is that why you are on a board concerning Da'Bash? Searching for some recruits? 

Bring it on gramps!

[smedindy]

Wow, Breckenridgebear, you just hit a new low. Ignore the troll, folks.

[BashDad]

I believe DNQ stands for "Did Not Qualify academically or financially to attend DePauw, so settled for Boys Town in Crawfordsville instead."

wait, what? but its your motto. it's yours.

let's at least keep our quips compliant with basic logic, yeah?

[DPULefty22]

I believe DNQ stands for "Did Not Qualify academically or financially to attend DePauw, so settled for Boys Town in Crawfordsville instead."

wait, what? but its your motto. it's yours.

let's at least keep our quips compliant with basic logic, yeah?

Our motto is DePauw Never Quits. Somebody then asked what DNQ stood for. I responded. Let's at least keep our weak comebacks compliant with the flow of the threat, huh?

[Mr. Ypsi]

Wow, Breckenridgebear, you just hit a new low. Ignore the troll, folks.

Aw, smeds, aren't the freshmen just s-o-o-o cute?

I think I'll take your advice - run-of-the-mill homophobes can be engaged and occasionally even enlightened (and, sometimes, freshmen even grow up ), but he-whose-name-I-will-not-type is probably best ignored.

[Schwami]

You can keep your motto Lefty.

Jim Amidon stated it succinctly in a speech in the Wabash Chapel on October 18, 2007:

"Wabash - Always - Fights.  Three positive, uplifting words that celebrate all that's good and right with Wabash College - on the field, in the classroom, and in life.

Contrast that with: DePauw - Never - Quits.

You get the idea."

[BashDad]

I believe DNQ stands for "Did Not Qualify academically or financially to attend DePauw, so settled for Boys Town in Crawfordsville instead."

wait, what? but its your motto. it's yours.

let's at least keep our quips compliant with basic logic, yeah?

Our motto is DePauw Never Quits. Somebody then asked what DNQ stood for. I responded. Let's at least keep our weak comebacks compliant with the flow of the threat, huh?

whatever, dude. depauw swallows.

[DPU3619]

Jim Amidon?  The Director of PR for your University?    That's your ace in the hole?  THAT'S who you quote?  Not Matt Hudson, not Coach Raeburn, not Tom Bambrey, not Patrick White, but your public relations guy. 

Impressive source you've got there.  Got any good Brent Harris quips while you're in there?

[smedindy]

Oh, Wes. Some things you just do not understand...

[DPULefty22]

I believe DNQ stands for "Did Not Qualify academically or financially to attend DePauw, so settled for Boys Town in Crawfordsville instead."

wait, what? but its your motto. it's yours.

let's at least keep our quips compliant with basic logic, yeah?

Our motto is DePauw Never Quits. Somebody then asked what DNQ stood for. I responded. Let's at least keep our weak comebacks compliant with the flow of the threat, huh?

whatever, dude. depauw swallows.

Oh yeah? Your mother. 

And that Amidon quote is pretty lame. More examples of that devastatingly clever and overpoweringly witty Wabash humor, I presume? The kind of stuff that made Boys Town oh-so-irresistible?

[Schwami]

Jim Amidon?  The Director of PR for your University?    That's your ace in the hole?  THAT'S who you quote? 

Absolutely.  You got that right.  After all, the quote is definitive.  Unchallengable.  Although I am not surprised that a Danny doesn't get it.