116th Monon Bell Classic

[wally_wabash]

Bashdad . . . NO! I'd rather have my testicles spread wafer thin, and then sort of pasted with honey, and then have wasps unleashed at my own genitals, and then I'd like the resulting stings to be covered in vinegar, and sort of worn as a swimming cap by a Nazi, amongst other things which I can not post.

This was not self plagiarized...just plagiarized.  I've got +k for anybody who knows where it came from. 

This will be game number 14 for me.  Every one since '96. 

[Caveman # 95]

Bashdad . . . NO! I'd rather have my testicles spread wafer thin, and then sort of pasted with honey, and then have wasps unleashed at my own genitals, and then I'd like the resulting stings to be covered in vinegar, and sort of worn as a swimming cap by a Nazi, amongst other things which I can not post.

Funny, that's what I thought about rooting for DPU even for a nano-second. In fact, I would rather have a candiru swim up my urethra than root for DePauw.

I would rather have my soul ripped out my ass with a red hot hanger than root for the danny boys.

[DPU3619]

Indy for me.  Farthest I've ever come, too.  I missed last year because of work.  Made to an alumni party.. was the best I could do.  That's the first I've missed since I was an 8th grader - 1997.

Also, I'd rather give all my J. Crew to goodwill, trade in my sportscar that I didn't pay for, give up my inheritance, and never drink another Zima ever again than be a Wabash fan.

[Caveman # 95]

Bashdad . . . NO! I'd rather have my testicles spread wafer thin, and then sort of pasted with honey, and then have wasps unleashed at my own genitals, and then I'd like the resulting stings to be covered in vinegar, and sort of worn as a swimming cap by a Nazi, amongst other things which I can not post.

This was not self plagiarized...just plagiarized.  I've got +k for anybody who knows where it came from. 

This will be game number 14 for me.  Every one since '96. 

Forgeting Sarah Marshall?

[Breckenridgebear]

Way to go DaWally . .  . Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

I decided that my own thoughts on cheering for Dabash would get me kicked of the board.

[Caveman # 95]

Indy for me.  Farthest I've ever come, too.  I missed last year because of work.  Made to an alumni party.. was the best I could do.  That's the first I've missed since I was an 8th grader - 1997.

Also, I'd rather give all my J. Crew to goodwill, trade in my sportscar that I didn't pay for, give up my inheritance, and never drink another Zima ever again than be a Wabash fan.

This was a good one Wes, +K if I could!

[wally_wabash]

Spot on #95.  Well done. 

The Zima has been taken care of, Wes.  Now about that sportscar....

[Caveman # 95]

Way to go DaWally . .  . Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

I decided that my own thoughts on cheering for Dabash would get me kicked of the board.

C'mon...where is your spine?

[DPU3619]

I actually saw a Zima not too long ago.  The funny thing is that the only thing it makes me think of is Monon from listening to you damn people prattle on about it for 6 years.

[BayernFan]

Let's see.  My first was as a freshman in 1978.  Haven't missed one.  So this weekend will be 32 consecutive years, right?

If the overall record is 53-53-9, that means that I have been present for 27.6% of all the games ever played.

[BayernFan]

By the way, the last three times that Wabash has regained the Bell.... the game was in Greencastle ('91, '01, '05).  This weekend will be the 4th time.

[wally_wabash]

This reminds me....what do you all do with your jolly ranchers now that they stopped making the zima?

[smedindy]

Damn, there goes my favorite game "Pelt the Zima drinking Dannie with Foster's Oil Cans"...



I can't be there. I am traveling so much (right now in the home of the Purple Aces, then in Alaska Wed-Fri and Austin next week) that I can't even make the viewing party in Minneapolis on penalty of death or divorce. But I'll keep tabs via the net. 

But I've already taught my daughters (7 and 4) - "DePauw To Hell - GET THE BELL!"

[Fripp52]

With all due respect to your 2 girls, too bad they can't attend their dad's alma mater.

[BashDad]

Bashdad . . . NO! I'd rather have my testicles spread wafer thin, and then sort of pasted with honey, and then have wasps unleashed at my own genitals, and then I'd like the resulting stings to be covered in vinegar, and sort of worn as a swimming cap by a Nazi, amongst other things which I can not post.

Ha!