2009 Cortaca Jug

[tecmobowler]

Cortland really is a lousy place (no pun intended).

[sjfcards]

I love the State school jokes, but you have to remember IC people, these guys will teach your kids some day 

[Bombers798891]

I love the State school jokes, but you have to remember IC people, these guys will teach your kids some day 

Yeah, in gym class...

[maxpower]

Cstate-

I will throw (hand) you a beer on Saterday. No pun intended. I'll PM you. No pun intended.

[Yanks 99]

Is anyone else having trouble typing a reply after you inert a quote (Yea, Yea here come the awfully clever "Cortland Grad Cant Figure out how to post jokes")?


I think I have parked in both lots before.  The one above the field makes for a shorter, more awesome walk to the game but wont allow me to walk through the alumni lot and say hi to a few IC scumbags friends.

cstate and reddragonfan trying to use a computer...

Didnt you use that last year?

Probably...

Still fits though...

Don't back down Upstate...that was histarical...

[JQV]

I love the State school jokes, but you have to remember IC people, these guys will teach your kids some day 

Not my kids.  They'll never find me.  As we speak there is a mob of Cortland alums roving around Florida, New York looking for "Tampa" in the hopes of catching me.

[Yanks 99]

Cortland really is a lousy place (no pun intended).

I agree...I have said it before, and I will say it again...the whole city reaks of stale beer, sex, and shame...

[JQV]

no pun intended...right Yanks?

[Yanks 99]

no pun intended...right Yanks?

Right...right...sorry about that...

No pun intended...

[Yanks 99]

Quoting IC's average margin of victory since 2004 is like rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic...

Dude this does not make any sense.

Trying to graduate cum laude from Cortland, now THAT'S rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic.

Also: Ithaca has beaten Cortland by a sh!tload the past two years. Since after neither of those years did either roster have a complete overhaul, it is relevant to this year.

When a poll asking if anyone on the Cortland campus knew what "cum laude" meant, over 99% of the response was what they did with some girl they picked up at the Dark Horse the previous weekend...

No pun intended...

[cstate19]

Quoting IC's average margin of victory since 2004 is like rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic...

Dude this does not make any sense.

Trying to graduate cum laude from Cortland, now THAT'S rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic.

Also: Ithaca has beaten Cortland by a sh!tload the past two years. Since after neither of those years did either roster have a complete overhaul, it is relevant to this year.

When a poll asking if anyone on the Cortland campus knew what "cum laude" meant, over 99% of the response was what they did with some girl they picked up at the Dark Horse the previous weekend...

No pun intended...

Cortland really is a lousy place (no pun intended).

I agree...I have said it before, and I will say it again...the whole city reaks of stale beer, sex, and shame...

These are bad things?

[cstate19]

Cstate-

I will throw (hand) you a beer on Saterday. No pun intended. I'll PM you. No pun intended.

And I will accept it. 

[maxpower]

Cortland Code 11.01: "No house slops, bath water, sewage or excremental matter from any water closet, privy or cesspool shall be thrown, placed, led, conducted, discharged or allowed to escape...into any reservoir or watercourse of the water supply of the city of Cortland."

Even poo wants to escape from Cortland.

No pun intended.

[cstate19]

[cstate19]

I am hoping for just one Cortaca where I dont have to listen to either the "State School" or "IC Sh*t" chant.